Spotted on Reddit: “I still have some of his whiskey. I give it out to people with low standards.”

Spotted on Habs Reddit: "The one time they decide to shoot they kill someone..."

Trump gets MRIs like Bolsonaro got Covid, like 3 before lunch

the scramble for GOP hopefuls to distance themselves from Trump as the ship goes down is going to be crazy and the most important thing to do is sink all the lifeboats none of them are allowed to escape his legacy

Spotted on Reddit: A comeback so lethal the Secret Service has been dispatched.

Spotted on Reddit: "Bill Clinton, From the Intern to the Apprentice."

All these years we thought "Dead girl or live boy" were the only possible GOP kompromat options; somehow "Former President" never came up.

Spotted on Reddit: "'Over the past few weeks, despite my creating Record Achievements for our Country including, ….. ……all I see “Wacky” Marjorie do is COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN!' There are 119 words in that second sentence."

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

One of North Carolina's most prestigious universities but nobody caught "waivered" on the read-through?

Holy shit, they do. www.msnbc.com/opinion/trum...

there was a good post about how every time Nuzzi hears a garbage disposal she thinks "I should call him" and I will continue to think more about that joke than I will about whatever that NYT article says

I’d joke that he should’ve quoted a Johnny Cash lyric about woodchippers, but as we learned this week, that wouldn’t save him either.

I think it’s great that our media elites have decided that men in their 30s saluting Hitler are just rambunctious kids who got carried away, while 16-year old girls being trafficked and raped by billionaires are “underage women” making informed choices. Definitely reflects well on us as a society.

Spotted on Reddit, in a thread about the GOP: “Trump is the cancer not the carcinogen.”

Spotted on Reddit: “For the first time ever, I wish Ken Starr was still alive.”

Spotted on Reddit: "Sexting with RFK jr makes sense, don’t have to hear him talk."

Does anyone believe the trending topics on Bluesky right now include a wrestling event and baseball announcement from over 18 hours ago? Really? Not a SINGLE mention of Epstein or Trump in the trends right now?

Spotted on Reddit: "Which of his two faces was injured?"

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

A timely reminder from Danton.

Spotted on Reddit:

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing dog collars."

Once again asking people to stop frequenting the Times, even for Wordle or the other games. The papers of record are complicit with these fascists. Don't give them your eyeballs.

Genuine question: Should I be unfollowing Teen Vogue? Is there anyone still on staff there fighting the good fight, or were they all shitcanned last week?

The account owner was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to harass a former lover. The post, made 11/10, stated: "You'll call for me, but I'm gonna tell you, 'Bye, bye, bye'. When I turn around and walk away, you'll cry, cry, cry"

The account owner was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot Delia. The post, made 11/10, stated: "She was low down and trifling, and she was cold and mean, kind of evil make me want to grab my sub-mo-chine"

The account owner was suspended for 72 hours for expressing thoughts of arson. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I fell for you like a child, oh, but the fire went wild."

The account owner was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to kill the man who named them Sue. The post, made 11/10, stated: "But I made a vow to the moon and stars, that I’d search the honky-tonks and bars, and kill that man who gave me that awful name"

The account owner was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to steal a Cadillac one piece at a time. The post stated, "I've never considered myself a thief, but GM wouldn't miss just one little piece."

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

yeah it's a good thing Landon didn't publish any of this shit. the Times might have had to bump an article about trans people. bsky.app/profile/arid...

Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate

I sketched out my answers and they read like a Philip Larkin poem. Except for the last one, I guess. I am not me You are not you The secret is out We can't trust society Science gone mad Nature gone mad Collective guilt made flesh It's not human and it's got an axe (yes I know it's only eight)

Spotted on Reddit: "Please consult your physician if your Woody lasts more than four sequels."

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

Only learning about this now. Alex Tilley created a terrific product and stood behind it; Tilley is a brand I trust and happily shell out for when I'm taking long trips. He was a proud Canadian, too. RIP.

Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round

The Trump admin is a Make-a-Wish Foundation for idiots and we all have to suffer through them getting up to a high school sophomore level of economic and scientific knowledge. www.reuters.com/business/hea...

Spotted on Reddit: "Republicans are the school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops."

Remembering my pilgrimage to a cemetery in rural northern France to visit Great Uncle Tommy, seen here as a dashing young man in pre-war Glasgow, and in his uniform. He was killed just a few weeks before the end of WWI. #remembranceday #lestweforget

Someone pointed out that once the AI crash kicks in, the tech companies will scramble to keep all these data centres busy, and the fascist governments popping up all over the world will happily pay to turn them towards surveillance.

As authentic and unrehearsed as a hockey player talking about getting pucks in deep and giving 110%. Primary ALL of these frauds.

Today is a great day to make sure you cancel ANY recurring donation to ANY sitting Democratic senator and especially to ANY of the party committees. Yes, they will notice. Yes, they should all be afraid. Send a signal that they'll be held collectively responsible for this utter betrayal. 🧵

Today's example: Joyce Carol Oates dragging Elon Musk's soul out through his eyeballs and wringing it out to see if any humanity leaked out. Spoiler alert: it didn't

today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force. RIP to the Eddie Fitz

The Democratic Party does not exist to stop the Republican agenda. It exists to stop a leftist alternative. The sooner we all recognize this the sooner the terrain of conflict (and our path forward) makes sense.

50 years ago today, 29 souls lost. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...

Anytime John Fetterman is trending, it's never a good day.