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🔴 NEW: Who Is Really Bankrolling Rupert Lowe’s Restore Britain? Byline Times investigates the figures behind the Elon Musk-backed far-right rival to Nigel Farage’s Reform UK By me and @josiahmortimer.bsky.social, for @bylinetimes.bsky.social: bylinetimes.com/2026/07/10/w...

www.nhs.uk/tests-and-tr... "If you're aged 75 or over, you can call the bowel cancer screening helpline on 0800 707 6060 every 2 years to ask for the test." #r4today

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Absolutely, definitely, not “the Establishment”…

Ohh dear MSM really are sniffing blood and turning on Farage.. The Times discovered multi millionaire Farage rents a studio at 1 of 5 homes for £50,000 a year.. That’d be like me renting my garden shed to my biz for £10,000 to lower my tax bill But then I’m not a complete and utter Farage❗️

“serious indications, based on facts and patterns of behavior, that George Cottrell, a convicted international fraudster and drug cartel money launderer, came to Montenegro…to offer his money laundering services to drug cartels from Montenegro.” borba.me/donator-pes-...

Carol Vorderman: "I haven’t stopped laughing since it became obvious that the Reform UK leader will spend the summer arguing with a fake alien with a bin on his head, because now everything he does from here on in is a joke.”

Speak up, Andre #Wimbledon

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🌊 Be water aware 🌊 Rivers and lakes can be extremely cold - even in warm weather - deep and difficult to get out of. There may also be hidden hazards below the surface. Always check before you enter. If you find someone in difficulty in water in the Dales, call 999 and ask for Fire & Rescue.

Days after resigning as an MP due the furore over his gifts from crypto investors, Farage is due to speak at a crypto-backed conference. Seriously.

There is a police investigations into whether £500k sent to Reform by Fiona Cottrell in May 2024 involved an attempt to evade donor rules by another source. There is a separate investigation into £1m she transferred to Tice, £500k of which he sent to Reform www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

p.p.s I've just seen a widely feted headteacher has stated the following on twitter. "Uniform is the number one way school leaders improve behaviour across schools." There is zero evidence that school uniform does anything of the sort and yet. 🤷‍♀️ educationendowmentfoundation.org.uk/education-ev...

RIP Patricia Greene. #TheArchers

Nigel Farage's first wife is an Irish national. Nigel Farage's current (estranged) wife is a German national. Nigel Farage's current partner is a French national. Nigel Farage's back is home to a knife wielded by Robert Jenrick.

Hi Clacton, how does it feel to have no MP this morning? Oh, yeah, same as the last 2 years.

Palantir Co-Founder Peter Thiel and Reform UK’s Cambridge University Recruitment Pipeline Project Revealed bylinetimes.com/2026/07/09/p...

Scoop from @joshhalliday.bsky.social Reform activists urged to divert from GM mayoral by-election to help Farage in Clacton. Leaked WhatsApp: “The message could not be more clear. We now need all of our fantastic activists to come and help us in Clacton.” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Hard-right MP Rupert Lowe’s claim that the Dunblane massacre was “just one murder” has been branded “despicable” by the town’s MSP

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Not another shower scene 😱 #TheArchers

"If he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I wont stop him." <stop stop he's dead gif>

Trump: "Would you go to Moscow?" Zelensky: "It's difficult. There are a lot of Ukrainian drones there. It would be dangerous."

'Vote Binface to beat Frogface' may not have been the discourse Farage wanted.

Revealed: Farage’s £5m gift reported to UK crime agency over money laundering concerns www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

On my way, Clacton.

If I were a politician who had taken such large amounts of undeclared cash from a convicted fraudster that it had prompted investigation by the National Crime Agency then I'm not sure I'd be rushing to shout about, it but here we are

Under no circumstances should this by-election go ahead before the standards investigations are complete and the findings/punishments made public. This isn't a question of Party Politics. I'd say the same if it was Labour, Greens or any other party. People deserve to know who they're voting for.

Nigel Farage vs "the establishment" He went to private school, worked as a stockbroker, has been a professional politician for 31 years, has his own TV show, is a brand ambassador for gold, is mates with POTUS, accepted a secret £5m gift, and owns five houses bought outright with cash What a rebel

It is obvious now that the Parliamentary Commissioner was about to throw the book at Farage so he’s decided to circumvent that formal punishment by resigning. However Farage could be stopped in his tracks - read this:

Nothing says 'man of the people' quite like a politician calling a by-election at public expense on the issue of whether or not he should have the right to secretly take donations from Thai-based crypto billionaires and a convicted fraudster

Farage resigns his seat in Clacton forcing a by election which he ... er plans to stand in. Huge performative cost to the taxpayers to feather his ego. I hope it backfires spectacularly

Keep talking about the 5 million. Keep talking about Cottrell. Keep talking about all the houses. The accusations of antisemitism. Being bezzies with Trump. Admiring Putin. Don’t let him control the narrative with his drama queen antics.

Reform supporters are, without a doubt, some of the thickest people in the country 🙄 #BBCR4Today

Here I am slagging off Keir Starmer for accepting some free glasses. Because that is so much worse than accepting £5 million from a crypto billionaire or using the house of a convicted fraudster while he pays for my staff, security and social media.

Fraudster George Cottrell seen at numerous Reform events despite ‘no formal role’ in party www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Poor old USA team was widely popular before Trump’s intervention-now their defeat is being celebrated. Everything Trump touches turns to 💩

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The facade is cracking

Come on Belgium. Spank the Yanks. Cheats should never prosper.

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In one chapter of his book entitled 'The Art of the Bribe', Nigel Farage donor and convicted fraudster George Cottrell describes how politicians can be bought www.ft.com/content/7a0f...

The Conservatives still haven't corrected an inaccurate claim from their Alternative King's Speech in May, that "for the first time ever, the total welfare bill is now higher than total receipts from income tax." 54 days and counting... fullfact.org/economy/stat...

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This is Reform UK’s Leader of Warwickshire Council, George Finch. Frankly embarrassing to watch.

One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro