"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

Reading The Body Thief. Everyone: You are going to get fucked over by this weirdo if you swap bodies. Don't do it. Lestat after swapping bodies, and getting swindled by a weirdo:

AI video of Reagan opening packs of Pokémon just dropped.

In the Champs house, Broncos take home a W

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Taylor Swift's new album has a song about Travis Kelce's penis called "Wood." Will the breakup album have tracks called "Sawdust" and "Kindling"?

🚨✊🏼ICE agents OUTNUMBERED by PEOPLE, forced to retreat! Share this! If Chicago can do this, we can ALL do this. 🚨1/2

Karoline Leavitt is a soulless doll that pretends to be human.

Jasmine Crockett for Attorney General in 2028.

Patriots are in control. Meal Team 6 is on the scene.

Capri and Sun are East African savannah pouched rats, a species known throughout the world for its smarts, size and sense of smell.

I have no interest in convincing anyone of anything.

David Attenborough: "This little Boxer Crab attaches venomous sea anemone to it's claws to use as boxing gloves"

Oh...... Oh boy.

I made my first cancer vaccine today. Took an excised tumor and turned it into this. Keep learning. Keep evolving.

Yeah. Overhaul the VA. Privatize it. It'll be great. Nevermind that your therapy session won't actually happen because the 3rd party company we sent you to out in town doesn't have working video call software, and they only offer video calls. Much better than just seeing a VA therapist. Fuck.

Patriots are in control! 🫡🇺🇸

Join me live on Twitch tonight @2000 hours PST. We are wrapping up the first horror game of this spooky season. Can we get all our gang out alive? Come find out! I also upload all streams to my YT channel. Links in Bio.

As I told @newrepublic.com, "Once last week, twice today, ICE has picked me up and thrown me on the ground. Honestly, it doesn’t compare to what our neighbors who are trapped inside the Broadview processing facility are going through. They’re committing crimes against humanity there."

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Godnatt, söta prins. We have the watch. 🫡

Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome

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I apologize to my loyal friends, fans, hate followers for my lack of online presence here recently. I’ve neglected to provide uplifting and insightful commentary on recent current events, and I can only do what I must to make up for the emotional harm that I’ve caused. Pic unrelated

Self care is exceptionally important. That’s why I always recommend drinking plenty of water, getting lots of rest, and ignoring Ezra Klein.

The mental gymnastics being performed right now to get from the shooter being a right-wing groyper, Nick Fuentes fan raised in a conservative Mormon MAGA home to "the left is evil" should qualify these chuckle fucks for a god damned gold medal. Peak copium. 🏅

If they have nothing to hide they have nothing to fear… 📌 California lawmakers just passed SB 627, the “No Secret Police Act,” which would make it illegal for law enforcement to hide their identities while on duty in the state.

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I support this message. 🫡

I love my onion extra spicy.

Alien Earth episode 6 made up for the shit show last week. Noah, honey, darling.....if you want to make you own version of the OG Alien...maybe don't make the scientists and engineers morons. You did a Covenant. The original passed because they were space truckers.

No hyperbole this is what the Supreme Court just authorized ICE to do.

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Everything so bad, but there is a little dog sleeping on my lap.

White Christian Taliban shit right here. Time to stop tiptoeing around it. These people are fanatics pursuing a Holy War. It’s a critical piece of the threat assessment that should inform our strategies. (Psst. They’re not just going to hand back power.)