Fall looks for two weeks of holiday leave. I can’t wear long nails at work so I take those as opportunities 😄

LA TAULE. C'est la une de Libération ce vendredi.

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem

J’aime bien le morceau Voyage Voyage de Desireless mais purée qu’est-ce que la phrase « chez les blacks chez les sikhs chez les jaunes » ne passe PAS

This whole shit, despite the shooter being a cishet white groyper, should make all those milquetoast liberals and conservative democrats realize that their days are counted and that they’ll be next to us on the gibbet. Rouse normal people out of their slumber before it’s too late.

Trying to reconcile my anarchist leanings and my love for BDSM like « ni dieu ni maitre, sauf moi 😌 »

Le président qui se disait ni de gauche ni de droite nomme un septième Premier ministre de droite www.legorafi.fr/2025/09/10/l...

It’s all fun and games until you’re running out of public bathrooms you can legally pee in and have to wear a catheter bag.

Mes deux soeurs sont en couple avec des mecs relativement sportifs (professionnel du bâtiment pour l’un, danceur pour l’autre) et tous deux demandent leur gros steak (ou double steak haché) le soir, des heures après leur taf. Les deux sont pas ouf niveau partage des tâches domestiques.

Looking fire at the function tonight

Environmental storytelling.

Having a lot of fun pimping my mom’s bicycle while we’re on holidays…

Real talk: could it be that she’s artificially inflating those numbers herself? It seems really strange that an IP that has had no real new content in years save some shitty spinoffs nobody cared about, would have an uptick in interest.

It really bears repeating that world leaders have seen the numbers and unilaterally decided not to give a fuck. The Palestinian people will be sacrificed on the altar of money, whether their own citizens are ok about it or not. It’s our responsibility to make those leaders regret their soullessness.

I picked up a novel at the library that was sold to me as a sapphic coming of age novel with a cannibal main character and I expected something sweet and quirky à la « someone to build a nest in » but holy shit I got Lesbian Texas Penknife Massacre

I’m looking forward to me niece’s weird AI plushie giving her advice on how to best slash her own wrists before interpreting her death sighs as consent to empty my bank account with amazon choice™️ trash

I’m looking forward to me niece’s weird AI plushie giving her advice on how to best slash her own wrists before interpreting her death sighs as consent to empty my bank account with amazon choice™️ trash

I’m actually so disappointed with the Hellraiser Revival reveal. That old « dude goes to save his girlfriend » trope, so cliche and banal that it’s been in every major video game horror franchise… silent hill 2? Resident evil 6?

shot / chaser

@owiowifouettemoi.bsky.social encore fait une de tes recettes pour un munch, cette fois le cake oignons confits et gorgonzola d’À Foutre au Four… succès total 😄

It’s 2025, I just got lesbian-baited by a women’s soccer teen movie and the USA are going to war in the Middle East over a blatant lie. It’s like 2003 all over again, it’s crazy

Oooooh how I had missed having Israeli propaganda in my youtube ads.

The European feeling of waking up every morning wondering if the absolute powder keg that is North America right now has exploded overnight

Le canard enchainé qui fait trois apartés hors sujets de suite en trois semaines sur sa une pour envoyer une pique sur Rima Hassan, vous voulez pas lui lâcher la chemise trente secondes? Vous êtes usant à la longue…

I would like to understand why Bluesky’s faux-algorithm has suddenly decided I needed to have my feed flooded with half naked hairy men posting their workout/grindr pics

On a fresh French Whatsapp account, your first three recommended channels include the National (Extremely far right leaning) Police, the national equivalent of Fox News, and the american hard right leaning rag NYT. If you want an idea of how Meta corp spreads fascism to the masses, this is it.

Mon nouveau fouet est très très bien, ma voisine doit me dé-tes-ter

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

I’ve recently taken a new specific inter— erh, I mean, a new hobby, and it’s…. Whipmaking! BDSM whipmaking specifically, because that’s my jam. Here are my first two creations, two 90cm snakewhips that crack very well and hurt even better 🥰❤️‍🔥

It’s very easy to laugh at this and call these people friendless losers (which they are) but I shouldn’t remind you how terrifying the idea of a mega corporation with clear ideological positioning supplanting human relationships with robots it wrote and controls.

The new Last of Us season feels sooo bad. A first episode filled with the usual unfunny Marvel banter, leading to a second episode that’s half silly big zombie battle while The Big Emotional Event finishes the runtime. Terrible tonal & pacing choices all around…

Anne of Green Goebbels

“Communication is key in every strong marriage, and that includes communication about airstrikes on foreign adversaries,” said the Pentagon chief, who called the mere idea of withholding classified information from one’s spouse “toxic” and “unhealthy.” theonion.com/pete-he...

A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

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Procès du RN: inéligibilité avec exécution immédiate pour Marine Le Pen et ses coprévenus

Notes pour plus tard: « vous cherchez à m’engrosser! » donne une vibe radicalement différente à « vous cherchez à m’engraisser » quand quelqu’un vous offre de la bouffe. Les deux termes ne devraient pas être mélangés. (💀)

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

Silly billies, that’s not an oyster, that’s a clam!

People will call themselves anarchists and then play with a prostate 😤

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Dingue qu’un parti de premier plan soit à ce point pingre et enlisé dans le boomerisme qu’ils confient leur charte graphique et d’affichage À DES IAs. Où est la culture graphique? L’intelligence? Sans compter l’antisémitisme (au pire) ou l’inculture (au mieux) des personnes qui ont validé…

Huhuhu

So many layers of performative xenophobia going on here

Les petits plaisir de l’impact c’est revoir ses marques, les petits déplaisirs du wax play c’est de retrouver de la cire dans le sif 🥲

I am so not fucking ready for one of my favourite childhood games to be labelled as retro