Dreamt I was on a cute date with Greg Cheekface this morning, then woke up and realised it wasn't real. What is the fucking point of being awake, don't talk to me

The moment the Utah Governor read the engravings on the casings of the bullet, since people are asking. Notably, none of these are transgender symbols.

Cry laughing

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

the fact most reports are leaving out that he was killed protecting his husband during a homophobic hate crime where his dead dog's skull was placed in their mailbox as a threat is leaving some important details out i think

On the three-year anniversary of the verdict in Depp v. Heard, I wrote about realizing the terrible truth that she was, in fact, the victim—and seeing the DARVO playbook weaponized against endless women online and in the courts ever since. spitfirenews.com/p/what-we-di...

Have and of you ever actually won anything on the Octopus meter reading wheel? I've never even got £1 and I've been with them for years. Give me at least one quid to keep me interested, ffs.

Please god make a new TV show and stop dragging these corpses around

Just burst into tears at this

okay

I had a really lovely weekend visiting my family for mother's day & birthdays 🥹 also here's the dog!!!

Lvl 69 fishing on runescape, can I get some NICEs in the replies

@mikaelaloach.bsky.social hello! I've just finished your book, and I just wanted to drop a quick message to say: THANK YOU for writing such a lovely, educational & inspirational book!! I've learned loads from it, but most importantly you've empowered me to hope & motivated me to Do Something!!

Among the devastating burns that the teenagers from the local school call to one another as they pass my front door, the one that most chills me is, “Your dad’s got a podcast”

Come and fight me in Cafe Pie

Google how do i let my hamster know that I'm sorry for ruining her tunnels and digging up her bedding, but I was just checking that she definitely wasn't dead ?

The world is grim, lads. I'm struggling to take it all in, but I still keep going and that's pretty rad of me imo

Every time someone corrects a newbie on a birding group with "There's no such thing as a seagull ☝️🤓", you're legally allowed to doxx them

#BigGardenBirdWatch for 2025 done! On a soggy Sunday starting at 14:42, I saw: 🐦 4 woodpigeons 🐦 2 magpies 🐦 16 goldfinches (!!!) 🐦 1 carrion crow 🐦 2 jackdaws 🐦 7 bluetits

One of my consultants came to my desk at 5:50pm on friday and gave me these rspb pin badges :') I wanted to cry hehe

Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy

Me and my colleague whose initials are RH share milk at work, so we write RHCP on our bottles - but this then makes me get the riff from 'Can't Stop' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers stuck in my head whenever I make the tea

Another batshit freebie post in my local facebook group.

It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.

[Me, pausing Jurassic Park while I'm showing it to a baby for the first time in its life] okay so to be clear palaeontological evidence has always suggested that T. rex had really good eyesight actually, however this comment here comes from a chapter in the novel which explains that-

Winterwatch, let's fuckin' gooooo!!! ❄️🦊

Are people really trying to blame a grown adult man doing a nazi salute on the fact that he's autistic?

I watched some fan-made animated scenes from the Jurassic Park novel this morning, and they are so dark and creepy. It's making me want to read it again, but I need to read something else for once in my life.

I'm a princess and all birds love me btw

You're watching the inauguration. I'm watching leaked photo of heaven going viral on social media

Bluesky urgently needs a bigger word limit.

I only met Al a handful of times, but he was always so kind to me whenever we spoke. A genuinely lovely guy.

What we know about Nintendo switch 2 so far: 1. It is black. Nintendo said this sleek new design is inspired by virgin media routers. 2. It automatically turns off after 45 mins and then stays off for 30 mins. Nintendo said this was an accident but too late to fix it. 3. You can't have pokemon.

Why was I on the verge of tears in the back of a taxi thinking about how I used to be ashamed of my accent and my voice, but now I miss it and don't know what my real voice is any more (Answer: because I'm hormonal and tired and just spoke to someone from Birmingham)

I'M GOING TO GO BIRD WATCHING TOMORROW, I HAVE DECIDED. THE WEATHER IS DECENT-ISH FINALLY, AND I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME BIRDS.

[waking up from my afternoon nap] wow it’s almost time for my evening nap

I'm about to sound fucking insane, but does anyone remember the tumblr blog that was called something like You've Been Phil Mitchelled and it was loads of photos of some men on nights out stretching their ballsack skin over eachothers heads??

Good for her!

I'm sat in the pub sulking because my bus went on a diversion and didn't tell us and I don't want to walk the extra 10 minutes just yet

I walked into work cuz the buses were cancelled, it took 1hr instead of the 30mins it should take. Last 10 mins my boots decided to leak, so I had to take them & my socks off to dry at my desk. Feet too cold, so I bought a pair of UGLY slippers from the hospital shop for TWELVE POUNDS. Not worth it.

Shoutout to this christmas decoration in Clay Cross, who is known to me and my dad as 'Bootface The Reindeer' and has been entertaining us on our Sheffield/Dudley journeys for what must be a decade at this point. I want to know his story.

Is this Britain's sorest loser? In July, Labour's @jonashworth.bsky.social was defeated by independent candidate @shockatadam.bsky.social. Shockat is an optician. A new optician opened opposite him. See what Ashworth posted, and the response. Ashworth went on to delete the post.

Merry Christmas from Peanut Perry & Family xo 🐹🎄

I think it might be too windy to go birding :(

I am very tentatively MAYBE considering thinking about trying to date again. Not sure why or how much I actually care yet.

just opened Animal Crossing for the first time in two years and they were having a funeral for me

Just woke up from a dream about a Royle Family Christmas special episode where Jim Royle accidentally drowned one of his friends in a river after throwing him in as a prank then went searching for his corpse a few days later

One of my neighbours has been harassing me on and off since June and saying that she's told our other neighbours about it, so I've been sad and worried that everyone thinks I'm a Bad Egg. But this morning my downstairs neighbour gave me a christmas card and it made me v happy 🥹

TEN YEARS SOLID OF SADGIRL VIBING FOR ME, I FEAR

Not enough Global Meme Time was spent on the little creature that shouted "AWAWA", in my opinion