Woody Allen's films are mediocre and he always plays an irritating version of himself in them. I have never understood why people think he's a genius.

The bots on this app are making me want to delete. It would be cool to have an online space where you can talk to humans that doesn’t get shitified by bots and ai slop.

What is really cool about applying for disability is they do everything to prove you actually can work including bringing in an “employment expert” who tells you what jobs you could do but they only give you three jobs and they are all physically out of my ability or extremely specific.

Wow what a shit morning.

I do as I must.

this rules

Gawdland, I love you 😭💛

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Obviously there is nothing funny about the Epstein files but I do keep giggling to myself about the three emails exchanged between E*on, JE and GM where E is doing every cringe m’lady-ism he can, JE forwards the email to GM saying “deal with this” and her being like “Ope! You just missed him!”

Molumbo

They have announced AI-generated dick and cock. I'm clapping and cheering with all of my friends

Been getting immersed in the E*stien files today, holy fuck. This is Franklin Credit Union all over again but on a gigantic scale. (If you think this is all a conspiracy theory, look up the Franklin Credit Union).

I’m like three more Epstein emails away from freeze-framing the Zapruder tape

absolutely no idea what they’re doing with all my snotty kleenexes down at the dump. but I’ll keep sending em

First episode of Uk Vs The World 3 kinda ate? I love these girls. Obsessed with Gawdland and kinda living for Sminty??

it’s not that i don’t care, it’s that i refuse to invest energy into it when ultimately, nothing is going to happen. no one’s going to be punished, no consequences, no accountability. this is what america is in 2026.

Honestly this is iconic.

If you use milquetoast as a pejorative, I hope you never eat French toast.

Is there a full tl:dr of who/what is in the files somewhere? I would like to know the tea* please. *who should be removed from society

Honestly? This should have happened to her. Worst villain of the show for real.

I love being mean to pedophile defenders 🥹

New fave at Dunks: brown sugar latte. It’s nice. 👍

Hast Thou Considered the Weenusk

Okay so all of the folks that are in the files are being taken into custody right? We are investigating all of them, right? Right???

We don’t owe them anything. They spent a decade ignoring obvious evidence implicating the most guilty while fabricating insane accusations against the innocent.

Do y’all know that the star of Pillion is Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter movies? This is upsetting to me.

Man the Discord Addams walks weird joke is already so old. I’m over it. A) I swear she is doing it as rage bait and B) it looks so painful?? I am worried about her hips/knees/back.

Like this would restore some of my faith in humanity. 🙏🏻

skaters will not have this problem should they choose to skate with the universally beloved music of the Mountain Goats

It’s so fucked up that I’ve never worn these together and I consider the cardigan to be mustard yellow and the tank to be olive green but they’re basically the same color.

Like seriously. Do it.

Anyone who harms a child deserves the fucking guillotine. Full stop.

Watching Angela Giarratana compilations on YouTube because I’m sad

If we lived in a real society, meal plans like H*llo Fresh would be affordable and accessible to the people that need them most like me a chronically ill/disabled person that sometimes simply can’t think about feeding myself. But instead helpful shit is made for rich people to be lazy.

No no no no no I am not ready to hear what any of the Schitt’s Creek folks have to say about her. I’m heartbroken.

Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.

I wasn’t ready for this

to the wizard who opened a portal to the snot dimension inside of my nose. I’m SORRY

Me

Why do my cats (let’s be real it’s just Rosie) insist on puking on fabric surfaces only when my whole house is wood/linoleum flooring 😭 She vomited on the rug and on one of my reupholstered chairs.

legislators should be staging sit-ins, they should not leave the fucking chambers until there are votes on impeachment. make your colleagues defend this piece of shit on the record. show history what you fucking did in this moment you god damned cowards

Having fancy Vietnamese coffee with a friend and then getting lunch and thrifting with two other friends. ~she’s popular~

Since I am losing my hair i’m wondering if a pixie cut would be the move for spring/summer. 🤔

Shelley Duvall in 3 Women (1977) 💛

Angela's BEST character yet! 🤣

Keep Honking! I'm Liking Sinners And One Battle After Another The Exact Right Amount

Well this went kinda bonkers. If only I was good at being an artist and had like a shop set up. 🫠

arrest both safdie brothers

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