Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.

*sigh* being a woman is so trash so u HAVE to have some fun. it's crucial.

Think I found genuine Coach loafers at the thrift for $7??

The beret is my whole thing now. Also, i’m trying to develop an easy everyday makeup routine for myself that won’t result in a ton of shit to take off at the end of the day. I feel good about where I’ve landed.

Amazingly again watched enough movies this week to participate in #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

I’ve been searching for a beret and not even I suspected I’d slay this hard in one.

There were two people filming thrifting tik toks at the Savers.

I’m thinking about getting away from Instagram even more in 2026 and moving mostly to Patreon. I kinda want to start vlogging about my art but also thrifting/estate sales, movies, etc.

I’ve been making the yummiest coffee ever at home: Just plain black coffee then frothe together and add: heavy cream, vanilla simple syrup, cinnamon sugar, kosher salt. Sprinkle a little cinnamon sugar and salt on top too. 🫠🤤

A couple months ago a car drove into the store front next to my tattoo shop, i dont go down there terribly often anymore so I never knew what they actually hit. Saw it today: a gym with T*ump flags covering the windows. That is HILARIOUS.*

THIS CAST IS EVERYTHING

I would die for Lexi Love 💛

Feeds on Bluesky are so weird bc if you use certain words you automatically get your post put on a feed which freaks me out slightly

Desperately purchased this yesterday to try on my feet so I could get some sleep last night and Oh. My. God. This shit is a ✨MIRACLE✨. INTSANT relief. Pain that nothing else has been able to even touch, gone in less than a minute. And it lasted all night. 😭😭😭🙏🏻

Whatever is going on with me is also making my restless legs worse so I’m living in hell right now 🙃

I was manifesting this omg I can’t wait 😭🙏🏻

So update on the allodynia. I thought it was caused by Mounjaro but it might actually be Vitamin D doing it?? I got blood work done for my sleep study and my Vitamin D levels were extremely low, also I’ve been losing a lot of hair and I know a vitamin D deficiency can do that..

Josh O’Connor looks exactly like the human character from Ratatouille. (Not to give D*sney any ideas, stop making live action remake slop)

A fellow of infinite jest btw

I cleaned my side table and showed my husband and he said “wow! It looks a little better!”

I think i’m officially team Sami Landri #canadasdragrace

"too salty" is fake to me

New affliction just dropped

My attention span is shit at the moment 🫠

It is so surreal that this is the president and a large amount of people are like yes perfect it’s totally normal and I approve of all of this. Reality hasn’t been reality in so long.

I’m not watching ANTM anymore but I am watching Luxeria watch the most controversial moments and realizing Tyra Banks reminds me so much of my old boss that left me with severe trauma. 🫠 An actual narcissist.

Did *not* like Wake Up Dead Man 😔

When you make a crock pot curry and 3.5 hours later you realize you didn’t plug in the crock pot. 🤪🫠

You don’t actually have to share whatever nonsense Elon Musk is saying on any given day. You can of course but you don’t have to. The people what want to know what he is up to follow him. The rest of us don’t.

For funsies, who I would want on a hypothetical All Winners 2. (Listed in Alt text, just from US, UK and Canada bc those are the seasons I’ve watched and no one that was on AW1)

This mask makes it look like my bird is wearing super cunty graphic liner and I’m obsessed #finchapp

I filled 7-8 garbage bags with clothes to donate from my spare bedroom 😵‍💫

This made perfect sense to me

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Randomly this post has so much engagement? It’s so strange.

Autism 💁🏻‍♀️

I’m watching the first season of ANTM (via Luxeria) and every straight man that shows up has sexual predator vibes to me.

My neighbor is always outside doing stuff and it’s irritating to me. Go inside like a normal person.

I saw Paper Moon for the first time this year and it is indeed in my top 10 new-to-me movies this year. Insane and surreal to see Evolver on this list lmao

Therapy was really tough today, wishing my family still liked me. Especially my sisters.

This is all I’ve watched since last Friday, I have fallen off severely, friends. #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

The new iOS makes everything on my phone look like a BBC television show from the 90s-2000s.

im not moving to another app im switching to carrier pidgeon atp

ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya

OFFICIALLY-LICENSED AI GOOFY: Gawrsh, buddy! It seems like you've got it all figured out! All signs points to you being gang-stalked by enough people to fill a theme park! I guess you're going to have to take matters into your own hands, ah-hyuck!

watching a movie

I don’t mean to be this person but I’ve been watching a lot of reality tv and all I can think is what if people tried going to therapy?

Hard to choose between Ketchup and Pietro but I gotta give it to Ketchup.