I was today’s year old when I found out Hot Topic sells a Invader Zim Pride shirt

Gilbert Baker's original 8-color pride flag (1978) / theatrical release poster for Star Trek: the Motion Picture (1979) by Bob Peak

I ended up going and made out with a. Drag Queen that had the most perfect bubble butt I have ever seen. And met some really nice gays! I love being a Fag I really do

Got invited to another Gay Pool Party tonight but not sure if I’ll go. Very tired from work this week and the idea of getting drunk at home ordering a pizza and going to bed early sounds really nice haha. Don’t know what to do

Does anyone know this man?

Relationship status: waiting for my boner to go away so I can pee. 🙂‍↕️

I told him to put on my jockstrap and ride my cock. Just like a good boy should.

Also sucked a guys cock in front of like 10 other guys. I think that unlocked something in me

That Gay Pool party was AMAZING!!! Burgers, Drinks , Skinny Dipping and lots of Cher music . It will forever be a favorite memory . Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

Going to a gay pool party after work .excited but also a little nervous since I only know 2 people going

Daddy Bear Cock >>>>>>>>>

Suck the cock of enlightenment

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Need a Daddy bear to come rub my fur

I need a Zaddy welcome

TOTAL STUD!!!!🥵🥵🥵

[steps to mic, taps hesitantly] “Me” [Reverb causes audience’s hats to fly backwards]

I got the PS2 now I just need someone to blow me while I play it

five topics I could give an hour talk on: 🫈 Crytozoology 📺 Cartoons 🍆 Sex 🖖🏻 Star Trek 🛸 Aliens/ Ufology

what if the smoking man from x-files smoked weed instead

PLEASE!

I want to see a UFO 🛸

Need this slapped on my tongue 👅

Need some help with this. Who wants to help me out?😈 #fcf #fatcockfriday

WOOF!

Admittedly, some of my favorite interior design choices were inspired by queer cartoon drawing from the 1970s

Me and who?

What are... calories?

Another tease for the algorithm….

What you are going through had to happen to get you to where you are meant to be. Just keep holding on. Just a little longer.

repost to add your load 😵‍💫

I love when Mulder and Scully show up in cartoons

I wish I could flip a switch to cry for like 20 minutes I know I’d feel much better after

Oh I’m so here for this!

I need this 🥵

GOT A 92% ON MY EXAM AT WORK!!!

RIP to Tom Kane

FUCK🥵 Looking Good Man!

Drank to much and MAY throw up which is ok

I have no moral objections towards graffiti

Lilo and stitch is the best Disney movie of the 2000s

Are they gonna make a penguin classics subversion of Animorphs?

Invader Zim was great for getting me ready for the idea of AI that doesn't know anything and actively causes problems when you're trying to be productive.

Honestly I’d find this hot 🥵

I’ve narrowed it down to either a PS2 or a new Blu-ray player

For the life of me I can’t follow the plot after the first game

Big muscle bears with faggy voices >>>

Imma start calling straight-passing gay men tomatoes… Technically, they’re still a fruit

I miss my old life 😞