the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed

Amazing what camera phones can do these days. (bit of a cheat, has an external macro lens)

I feel like Carney should equally be remembered for this speech, where he says action against climate change is too expensive and “divisive”, and thus his government is giving up. Wow. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

What *actually* works — right here, right now — to address climate change? Here you go. This is the result of thousands of hours of painstaking research and analysis from the Project Drawdown team.

I get that this is a subsidy for something good but it's telling that the city expands subsidies for things that benefit homeowners with backyards (trees, compost, rain barrels, basement flood protection), but had to be bribed with $1.5 billion to lower their $80,000 tax on 2-bedroom apartments.

The Penultimate Driving Machine.

Children’s picture book character Pandorobou (the Bread Thief) is a a mouse who disguises himself as a loaf of bread to sneak into bakeries and steal fresh bread.

Somewhere a 64 year old is looking for a hockey card to pin in the spokes, so they can ride to the store for a popsicle.

Man throwing shoe at George W Bush gold ring

AI is often short for “Artificial Incompetence“ so always check the label! I suspect the “free” ai we access will stop soon - if you want actual “intelligence“ you’ll have to pay.

Management: Return to office everyone, we don’t trust you to work independently (and we paid for this office space) Also management: Your job is being outsourced to AI that often advises people to eat glue. And we trust it’s judgement more than yours.

The Best to Ever Do It does it again, second best bsky post ever. The first place post was, coincidentally, also @solomonrmissouri.com w advice on finding a man. I will repost as reply so you can get on with your day.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are not a great hockey team.

I love how Ferrari (maker of the 308, the 430, the Dino etc) hired Jony Ive (designer of everything Apple) to create their first electric car, and he gave them ….. a Mazda 3. gift article www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/b...

“Making Crepes” sung to the tune of Creep, bc I’m a middle aged Dad.

This account doesn’t post often, but each one is a perfect gem, epitome of the medium, and exactly as advertised.

Wow, I can't believe Labour's tactic of yelling "DON'T VOTE FOR THESE GREEN CUNTS, THEY'RE DANGEROUS, VOTE FOR US, WE HATE IMMIGRANTS IN A BETTER WAY THAN REFORM!" hasn't led to them keeping all their council seats.

actually extremely rude for toronto to have a grocery store chain named "metro". finding the subway station was not fun

Well this explains that NYT cooking recipe that called for 2 cups of Elmer’s glue.

Japan Sumo Association mascots Hiyonoyama and Akawashi are a pair of sumo-wrestling birds. Hiyonoyama, a yellow chick, is a trainee sumo who dreams of one day achieving the top rank of Yokozuna. The stealthy Akawashi is a hot-tempered red eagle.

Just like Kate Bush, I’m trying to make a deal with god: if my knee recovers enough to run (a race?) I will never again mention how much I loathe running. The only thing worse than running is not being able to run.

But will it really?

Last time this happened, it inspired the heartwarming Broadway play “Come From Away”. Horror version in the works, I suspect.

You‘re not alone in the universe! Some of the best trained, best-resourced teams on the planet (and off-planet) can’t get Microsoft Outlook to work for them. www.404media.co/artemis-2-as...

Never a good sign when you threaten to commit war crimes by referring to your previous set of war crimes. “the defence minister… [vowed] to inflict Gaza-like destruction in the area” www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Development charges in Toronto are insanely high because existing homeowners pay very low taxes - money had to come from somewhere , and we haven’t raised taxes in decades. Now all Canadians are subsidizing the low tax rates in Toronto. Thanks y’all, I’m sure everyone is happy to contribute.

WOW

Best news you’ll read all day, especially you live in Toronto or are @clareblackwood.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/713...

Still undefeated “Best Thread on Bluesky”

Best thread you’ll read all month.

Someone has access to the evidence locker coke.

Take that, parasites! Finally some good news on the “karmic justice” front.

Because the video was so bizarre, I just assumed it was AI. Nope. That was RFK working out/saunaing/cold plunging in jeans (NYT ignored the lede). So deeply weird. Makes the “Obama wears Mom Jeans” scandal seem quaint.

Subtle but powerful promotion for Keen footwear in the NYT today.

1. The spirit of Democracy 2. Historical Geography of Toronto 3. Geology 100 (amazing) 4. Spanish 100 ( 5. Political Economy of Japan Regret missing : Rhetoric & Reasoning (perennially oversubscribed) and a course on the intersection between theoretical physics concepts and Buddhism.

Attn @bhaggart.bsky.social

This is fascinating. What would the USA be like if it was just “average”?

Great news for Indigenous people

“Possession of machine guns“ is a baffling charge against Maduro. The guy is a head of state, of course he has access to machine guns, and hired help to operate them. Also: any American can walk into a gun show and buy as many machine guns as they can carry. “Well regulated militia” and all that.

Not because it’s an amazing video, but because it hit my suburban kid music tastes like a neutron bomb, leaving the structure intact but wiping all the details. Before/after for me, for sure. youtu.be/WILyWmT2A-Q?...

This is a shocking display of government waste! $9 million for a feasibility study for a tunnel to add capacity to one of north america‘s busiest highways?!? I would charge only $3 million and deliver the report the same day!

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Today’s vibe.

a lord of the rings cover band called Tolkien Heads.

Mark Carney: comedy goldmine or colossal disappointment? OR PERHAPS BOTH? From earlier this week at Vancouver's Little Mountain Gallery. #cdnpoli #canadianpolitics #standup #markcarney

Please tell me someone has synced Carley Rae Jepson w “This is America”

Freddie Freeman did a video promoting the Sick Kids Foundation in Toronto, which is a great cause that also knew exactly how to make this video.

Now I’m confused. When the world’s highest profile pedophile (and your “friend”) describes you this way, is that a good thing or a bad thing?