“Making Crepes” sung to the tune of Creep, bc I’m a middle aged Dad.

This account doesn’t post often, but each one is a perfect gem, epitome of the medium, and exactly as advertised.

Wow, I can't believe Labour's tactic of yelling "DON'T VOTE FOR THESE GREEN CUNTS, THEY'RE DANGEROUS, VOTE FOR US, WE HATE IMMIGRANTS IN A BETTER WAY THAN REFORM!" hasn't led to them keeping all their council seats.

actually extremely rude for toronto to have a grocery store chain named "metro". finding the subway station was not fun

Well this explains that NYT cooking recipe that called for 2 cups of Elmer’s glue.

Japan Sumo Association mascots Hiyonoyama and Akawashi are a pair of sumo-wrestling birds. Hiyonoyama, a yellow chick, is a trainee sumo who dreams of one day achieving the top rank of Yokozuna. The stealthy Akawashi is a hot-tempered red eagle.

Just like Kate Bush, I’m trying to make a deal with god: if my knee recovers enough to run (a race?) I will never again mention how much I loathe running. The only thing worse than running is not being able to run.

But will it really?

Last time this happened, it inspired the heartwarming Broadway play “Come From Away”. Horror version in the works, I suspect.

You‘re not alone in the universe! Some of the best trained, best-resourced teams on the planet (and off-planet) can’t get Microsoft Outlook to work for them. www.404media.co/artemis-2-as...

Never a good sign when you threaten to commit war crimes by referring to your previous set of war crimes. “the defence minister… [vowed] to inflict Gaza-like destruction in the area” www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Development charges in Toronto are insanely high because existing homeowners pay very low taxes - money had to come from somewhere , and we haven’t raised taxes in decades. Now all Canadians are subsidizing the low tax rates in Toronto. Thanks y’all, I’m sure everyone is happy to contribute.

WOW

Best news you’ll read all day, especially you live in Toronto or are @clareblackwood.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/713...

Still undefeated “Best Thread on Bluesky”

Best thread you’ll read all month.

Someone has access to the evidence locker coke.

Take that, parasites! Finally some good news on the “karmic justice” front.

Because the video was so bizarre, I just assumed it was AI. Nope. That was RFK working out/saunaing/cold plunging in jeans (NYT ignored the lede). So deeply weird. Makes the “Obama wears Mom Jeans” scandal seem quaint.

Subtle but powerful promotion for Keen footwear in the NYT today.

1. The spirit of Democracy 2. Historical Geography of Toronto 3. Geology 100 (amazing) 4. Spanish 100 ( 5. Political Economy of Japan Regret missing : Rhetoric & Reasoning (perennially oversubscribed) and a course on the intersection between theoretical physics concepts and Buddhism.

Attn @bhaggart.bsky.social

This is fascinating. What would the USA be like if it was just “average”?

Great news for Indigenous people

“Possession of machine guns“ is a baffling charge against Maduro. The guy is a head of state, of course he has access to machine guns, and hired help to operate them. Also: any American can walk into a gun show and buy as many machine guns as they can carry. “Well regulated militia” and all that.

Not because it’s an amazing video, but because it hit my suburban kid music tastes like a neutron bomb, leaving the structure intact but wiping all the details. Before/after for me, for sure. youtu.be/WILyWmT2A-Q?...

This is a shocking display of government waste! $9 million for a feasibility study for a tunnel to add capacity to one of north america‘s busiest highways?!? I would charge only $3 million and deliver the report the same day!

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

Today’s vibe.

a lord of the rings cover band called Tolkien Heads.

Mark Carney: comedy goldmine or colossal disappointment? OR PERHAPS BOTH? From earlier this week at Vancouver's Little Mountain Gallery. #cdnpoli #canadianpolitics #standup #markcarney

Please tell me someone has synced Carley Rae Jepson w “This is America”

Freddie Freeman did a video promoting the Sick Kids Foundation in Toronto, which is a great cause that also knew exactly how to make this video.

Now I’m confused. When the world’s highest profile pedophile (and your “friend”) describes you this way, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Sadly, winter is upon us. But responses here have you all sorted until you leave your couch blinking in the blinding late April sun. Huge variety of great recommendations.

How am I learning the nickname “Tronald Dump” today for the first time? He has led the news for a decade, no one mentioned this moniker to me.

The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”

That was a magical, heart-stopping series with a heart-breaking end. Proud of the Jays! ❤️‍🩹 I think Mayor Olivia Chow & the Blue Jays organization should still put on whatever parade they had planned, just to honour those magnificent athletes & what wonderful sport it has been. #BlueJays

it’s really very lovely and very canadian to see people praising and thanking the jays for an amazing season instead of blaming them for a heartbreaking loss. and placing the blame where it belongs … on drake.

New York knows how to do Halloween!

Baseball stats are like “When a World Series is tied 2 games to 2, the team with a player from Idaho who bats left has gone on to win 84% of the time!” This is called “money ball”, iirc.

TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-... 🧵

“Argentine voters” in the USA backed Milei with $40 billion.

Love finding this at Dufferin station (westbound platform if you’re looking for a pitching change) #iwantitall

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

New plaque for base of Statue of Liberty just dropped. A thread.

Dog gets anxious when left alone? Solved.