What the fuck up is with this shitty mobile game where bees attack dogs unless I draw correctly. What the hell.

ALL Haymarket EBooks are 80% off through November 7th ✊🏾✊🏿✊🏽

Nooooooooooooo

(As she usually is) Cary is right: Northern Illinois Food Bank is the real deal. As someone who has used food banks, they are unfortunately necessary. solvehungertoday.org

Rahm Emanuel covered up the murder of Laquan McDonald by Chicago police

That’s just generally good life advice

from a livestream taken in Little Village today

"As you know, Chicago is a large, diverse city with all of its residents adding their own things that make Chicago unique..." [a 20-something Big Ten bro wearing a Cubs jersey and backwards baseball cap comes busting in] "MALORT! HOT DOGS! WHOOOOO!"

The outdoor karaoke going late into the night at my hotel was getting annoying seeping into my balcony doors but there is now a guy drunkenly and passionately screeching his way through Creed's "Higher" and I appreciate the sincerity and conviction.

Welcome to Antifa, Lori Lightfoot

In a presentation where the speaker used a Sora AI video for every slide in a 50 slide deck. It’s… trying.

FIRE HER. EXCOMMUNICATE HER FROM ANY PUBLIC FACING ROLE. FIGHT EACH OTHER. DO IT.

He stares from his balcony overlooking a pool large enough to have competitive sporting events where a DJ blares a techno remix of Chris Issak's "Wicked Game" to two people alone in the pool making out. This is his kingdom.

Same, girl.

Y’all I’m counting on you to tell me when I have crazy eyebrow hair. God DAMMIT.

The shirt.

John Quiñones, on 20/20, standing in front of a minivan used by a coroner's department to transport bodies: "This is often the last ride for many of us." Me: "In a minivan? Oh, gross."

It's all so clear now.

I feel like I’ve aged fairly gracefully but my latest passport picture makes me look like a grizzled former operative coming in from the cold after having the shit kicked out of him for 70 years.

Look, I think $200 is WAY underpriced. www.ebay.com/itm/25704899...

Doctors are now recommending one ice cream sandwich before 10am every day

Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition

I'm looking into a lot of things but that doesn't me I can or will do it. Also, I'm looking into a news source other than Newsweek because I actually want a reputable source.

Yes yes by all means keep initiating events that can objectively measure how little people care about you politically. Sure sure great idea.

Developing: per photographer Matthew Kaplan and others on scene, neighbors are currently facing dozens of Border Patrol agents on the east side. Feds have been all over the area, some kidnappings confirmed. Saw one gas canister deployed on FB live earlier.

Watched V/H/S Halloween last night and having watched almost all of the V/H/S movies, this is the only one I can think of that was really brutal. Not a ton of gore but when it happens it's insane. And, "Coochie Coochie Coo" wasn't technically bloody but fuck was it gross.

D’Angelo, the Grammy-winning R&B singer recognized for garnering mainstream attention with the shirtless “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” music video, has died. He was 51.

Whenever I see people claiming they are neurodivergent because they have great "pattern recognition" my first thought every time is "or maybe you grew up in a house where you felt like you were on eggshells the whole time and had to be hyper aware of everything".

I'm very aware of what is going on in Chicago. I have an ever so slightly deeper than surface level of what's going on in Portland. What about Memphis? I find lots of press about Chicago and Portland, but what about Memphis?

[clears throat] @jbpritzker.bsky.social @govpritzker.illinois.gov @tonipreckwinkle.bsky.social

Pritzker’s goons shutting down protests at ICE Detention Center in Broadview.

Me, explaining to a friend in Philadelphia where I live in relation to the border of Chicago, downtown Chicago, the Broadview ICE facility, and where known ICE kidnappings have happened near me. Them: Oh, so they're just being psychos everywhere in and around Chicago? Me: Yup.

Shout out to the mechanic I found on YouTube who showed how to fix a very hyper specific issue with our car's turn signal. It ended up being a very simple fix; required pulling up metal contacts that get pressed down over time.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

I think if the Fantastic Four were real we would mostly find them disgusting

DiD yOu KnOw ThAt HaViNg A gRoWtH mInDsEt MaKeS yOu A bEtTeR cO-wOrKeR?

Me: "Sorry I was late for meeting!" What I was actually doing: Eating a sandwich for lunch while watching YouTube videos of baseball players hitting home runs with cricket bats

CHICAGO BULLS, START YUKI KAWAMURA TOMORROW YOU COWARDS. GIVE THE FANS WHAT THEY WANT.

NLDS sounds like an incurable genetic disorder.

Reminded of the time I saw the movie The Net and the scene where it appears Sandra Bullock is shot and killed the fully packed theater all cheered and applauded at once. This is why going to theaters is essential. Experience shitty movies together.

Are yall ever just sitting around and out of the blue you remember — again — that all of this is because of ONE Black President?!! Just the one!!

Forgot the Bubble Yum mascot is punk as fuck

Mariano’s, if you don’t shop there for awhile, will send you coupons for things you previously purchased multiple times in the past. Yesterday, I got those coupons. Apples? Nice Potatoes? Makes sense 100 count bag of Tostinos Pizza Rolls? WAY YOU GOTTA DO ME DIRTY LIKE THAT MARIANO’S

Tapping the “no one is coming to save you” sign.

the "post-modern fascism" label is appropriate because this really is all about spectacle and symbolic shows of violence and control removed from larger context. it's no less brutal, but also built off the notion that they truly do believe they can meme their way into the permanent white ethnostate

I’m told ICE attacked us—despite us being off the street, courtesy of the state police—to create a spectacle because Kristi Noem was present today. Here’s some footage of her and her team on the roof of Broadview. Everything is content creation to these fascists.

Who else is a big fan of @govpritzker.illinois.gov @jbpritzker.bsky.social's Illinois State Police in military uniforms and automatic weapons to tell protesters they can only protest in certain areas? Other officers with giant wooden batons threatening protesters if they got too close to ICE?

Remember when @govpritzker.illinois.gov @jbpritzker.bsky.social said how horrible ICE was and Illinois would fight back, but then the Illinois State Police showed up to Bridgeview to assist ICE in transporting people they grabbed like the secret police they are?

My mom: “I forgot to tell you! A couple moved to [her 55+ community] who is from where you used to live!” Proceeds to tell me the most harrowing medical story about the wife and weaves her own second miscarriage into the story. “And he help me put together my new nightstand! Lovely couple!”