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The dilemma of the Olympic curler's parents: Mention it or not?

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

Personally, I think it’s bad that a wildly corrupt pedophile with dementia is President of the United States and is trying to make himself dictator for life.

Hallo! Today's newsletter, "The Washington Post: 0 Out of 5 Stars" is my goodbye letter to my reviewing gig at the Post, thoughts on their decision, and the changes in traditional media: buttondown.com/eaymar/archi...

It’s not a stretch to say this was some of the finest acting in television history. One of my favorite sitcoms ever: m.youtube.com/watch?v=AEV-...

It’s crazy how many people in law-enforcement saw the unredacted Epstein files and never blew a whistle.

can’t say it fills me with pride as an american to see a bunch of australians responding to videos of police brutality with variations on: “this looks like ICE. this looks like america. how far have we fallen?”

I know that things are hard for New England fans today, but try and remember that your owner was caught in a sex trafficking ring.

I don’t want to sound like a hater, but I don’t think it’s unfair to say that New England has played so poorly that it effectively erases any success they’ve ever had.

Big day for edgy people who call it sportsball and center their personality around not liking sports

GOT-DAMN BAD BUNNY

The will of mainstream media to normalize Donald Trumps blatant racist remarks and bizarre behaviour is what’s killing the USA. Until ABC, NBC, and CBS start exposing his fabrications and insane rhetoric for what they are, you’re fucked.

If the Epstein oversight committee refuses to have public hearings with Clinton, he should agree to be interviewed by someone like R Maddow on national television or maybe a Netflix special. Tell everything, name everyone.

By the way, for those of you not in MN: Homan’s strategy was to withdraw some agents, so it felt like we were in the denouement of the crisis, and then escalate hard against observers. They’re being incredibly aggressive with observers now. National media may not want to check out just yet

Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.

"I only watch the super bowl for the commercials" yeah man I also invest 4 hours of my life watching something I'm not interested in just to be advertised to. That's normal.

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

LET'S GO

If you can't stand up for a fellow journalist when she's being ridiculously bullied and demeaned for asking a basic question of a public leader, you sure as hell aren't going stand up for anything as abstract as a national principle or ethos. American journalism is dying. And with it, our republic.

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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Fuck Jeff Bezos. Subscribe to The Onion. membership.theonion.com

What a fucking disaster, and so terrible for everyone there.

It’s too bad Wonder Man isn’t getting the attention or acclsim it deserves, because that show is FANTASTIC. Easily top-tier Marvel, along with WandaVision and Loki.  AND NO, I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THIS.

Three rules in FBI firearm training: 1. Always point your weapon downrange 2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot 3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like

Wait, Mad Skillz was up for a Grammy??? My 1996 hip hop soul just swelled.

Not Gunther entering to AJ Styles music! Savage.

Absolutely disgusting.

The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.

I know it’s been said a million times but it’s pretty funny how many short king steroid comedians with corny ass manchild tattoos called themselves free speech warriors right up until the moment free speech was actually under attack.

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"I was only following orders" wasn't an acceptable excuse at the Nuremberg trials & won't work now. #AccountabilityIsComing

we’re right about ai too

just punched me right in the heart

For healthcare providers…what if ICE shows up? Check with your healthcare organization’s plans. They will have one. You CANNOT break HIPAA laws. Patient privacy rights rule! But you also cannot bar ICE from entering public areas of a healthcare facility. www.aclu.org/documents/im...

This newsletter is all about the story of our times, and how to write it: buttondown.com/eaymar/archi...

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I attempted to go to an ICE patrol training here in LA this morning and they had to turn most of us away because of capacity issues and even as I was leaving I saw a ton more folks showing up so that’s how well their attempts to scare everyone away are going, even in the face of murder

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

Yo, I'm back in the Washington Post with a review of three new thrillers from Laura Dave, Alice Feeney, and Freida McFadden: www.washingtonpost.com/books/2026/0...

ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."

He cursed Nehls out with the smooth cough. 😂😂😞😞

Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...

From today, the Crime Writers Association will no longer be posting on X. The safety and wellbeing of our members is always our priority, and following ongoing concerns around user safety, privacy, and recent AI-related issues, we’ve decided to step back from active use of this platform.

Well I wasn’t nominated for an Edgar (I didn’t have anything eligible in 2025, but STILL) so I am demanding the country of Finland.

Why am I in this relationship?

These are the most turnovers I’ve ever seen in a football game and I remember watching Brett Favre play.

Drake Maye might be the first player to ever lead the NFL in both fumbles and MVP votes.