personally i think someone should make one of those live service looter shooters where the loot is just like random coloured blocks meshed together and you can craft them to create cool new blocks. the shooting is like, idk it's just there i guess. the blocks are the cool part. tetris fps

so i was in a weird place last night, stressing about shit, when susie deltarune showed up in the headspace to tell me to shut up and started calling me a nerd who went to nerd school for nerds, and i ended up feeling a lot better about things. sleeper fictive awakened to derail the Stress Loop

they making anew kind of soda that uhhhh like. it make you Stupid haha. So.... yknow. drinking soda, its uhhh it might be stupid soda lol 2.... thats the second one so i labeled it.... i think if i invented stupid soda i would be given 10 dollars, so i could, if i reeeeaaaaly tried. thats money

dragon lady

while i was in the shower last night i was on that chronic monologue shit where i was conceptualising a class of "virtual pseudoparticles" based on various things, and i was imagining a youtube video explaining the historical impact of a substance called Diarrheoum that was isolated from prunes

out of uniform

oh to be a plush toy, smiling vacantly, eternally placid

Trust me bro

imagine: it is The Future Year. your ai-powered alarm clock has woken you at 11pm. your ai-powered butler has been summoned to serve you a 3d-printed flan in the shape of your most valuable monkey. your ai-powered email bot is sexting the work chat. you love slavery. you love slavery. you love sla

Old #animation of Iago. Rip : Gilbert Gottfried.

Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.

meet hot snake/sergal girls in your area (1 are waiting for you..!)

fuck yes new togore comicx

tails: sonic, what's the true meaning of christmas? sonic: none of us are christian, tails. tails: i know, i'm just curious. sonic: hmmmm. sonic: big! what do you think the true meaning of christmas is. big the cat: i get a 25 dollar best buy gift card and a bag of jellybeans. sonic: yeah!

Demon: a togore comic

this is what 50 percent of passing tips online for trans women are like

some people have forgotten the basics and it really shows. Here, these cards tell you everything you need to know

An oldie from Inktober 2018: trilobyte

wonder how the sentinelese of the north sentinel island are doing. hope they're doing ok

do you think quadruped furries large ground-touching features would end up getting comfort skids. if your belly's touching the ground it's ok, you have a handy dandy sled

recreation of a dream I had

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Did somebody say good boy✨ #digitalart #illustration #art #borzoi #dog #digitalpainting

i feel like china's reputation for low-quality goods is unfairly earned, namely because nobody's forcing retailers to order and buy low-quality goods for their stores. yknow it's not like chinese manufacturers are holding retail CEOs at gunpoint, the only thing at stake here is the profit cut

tch... i smoke hottest weed all day. all i do? weed smorking

panty and stocking are less cool when you realise their names are basically "underwear" and "sock"

im inventing a new way of doing cardiopulmonary resuscitation. what you do is you take the patient and tell them how fucked up and devil you are, and how you dont know if you cant control the demon. and if theyre not too busy being dying or clinically dead they might punch you in the fucking face

uum yes hello mr Linus Tech Tips i followed your most recent Tip and a man descended from the Himalayas with a length of cheese wire and choked me to death

they say in america i have the right to bear arms. why is that something they had to write down? most people are born with arms. i guess they had to write it to stop people from being born without them. thats nuts. i wonder what they did before they had writing

who names their kid johnny guitar

ive been playing project zomboid without the zomboids so it's just project. i actually really like it

getting blasted with cum but you have , 100% reflect spell

they should give me verification for being a huuuuuuuge huge bitch. just to signify how fat and loud i am

mr mamdani i have a proposition , for you. Mr Zohran Mamdani of the new york city mayor ship. i feel that a good way to address both walkable cities and increasing hunger problems is to distribute "Food Shoes". this will address both by being shoes for walking and a signal, that you can eat food

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Hitman added Countess Boochie Flagrante into the game

dont worry about it. jeff the killer hot dog

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

POV: YOU PLAY 1 ROUND OF CITY TRIAL

heloo. when i die itll probably be in a lame way like "heart failure" or something. so put me on ice and transport me to those motherfuckers in that big stupid house in washington dc, i want my remains launched out of a cannon at them so they see what its like to be covered in idiot. that is all

INCIDENT 985: JERMA HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT (one of my most popular tweeter posts)

strong versatile multitool baby shoes. never worn but always used

im being force-tf'd into a gamer

if i were a teacher i'd make educational youtube poops. bill nye remixed to say shit about atomic energy states while also being put into a blender

i heard that if you take beef blockers your at increased risk of a fart attack.