The Israeli operation to drop 100 bombs on Lebanon in 10 minutes was called "Eternal Darkness". Just completely normal Nazis naming their operations like what is in their heart.

Ja veikkauksia miten helposti Unkarin Orban suostuu luopumaan vallasta jos häviää vaalit… niin isot rahat ja mahd jopa linnatuomiot kyseessä

Metsähallituksen toimitusjohtajana aloitti vuonna 2026 Karoliina Niemi. Hän siirtyi tehtävään Metsäteollisuudesta. Hänen vahtivuorollaan Metsähallitus sitten kiltisti tekee sen, mitä Metsäteollisuus haluaa. Helvetin härskiä ja avointa korruptiota.

It is always old white men.

My son is 11,autistic, and obsessed with Minecraft. I manage a team of 4 Database Engineers. At some point I started to talk to them like how the parenting courses told me to communicate with my son and the team morale and overall performance has shot up so much we got an award

Oho tässä kuussa 15 vuotta ilman tupakkaa. Enkä muista millon olis viimeksi tehnyt mieli. Pitkään aikaan ei ole edes unissa tullut poltettua. (edellisestä HIFK mestaruudesta myös saman verran aikaa…)

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

When it’s Friday and the inbox is full of unread emails… #TFIF

Every credulous buffoon in Tech Journalism:

This is a sniffing dog trained to look for slackers wasting time on digital media. Looks like he found one!!!

Valve Developer Improves The Linux Gaming Experience For Limited vRAM Hardware - https://www.phoronix.com/news/Valve-Better-Gaming-Low-vRAM

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

BREAKING: After the ceasefire, Israel today bombed Lebanon and killed another 100 people. Citing the breach Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz. A reminder that Israel has broken the Gaza ceasefire hundreds of times with impunity and without consequence. And now they breach this ceasefire. 1/2

me 2025-09-23: I can’t be arsed to write down every single detail in this bug, It’s fresh in my mind and I’ll fix it tomorrow. me 2026-04-09: why the F isn’t there any relevant details in this bug, why the F would anyone just leave it like this, who the F wrot… ahh. #development #programming

National Banjo Day

Due to small screen (and possibly failing eyesight 🙄) I have probably blocked by mistake people who have Argentinian flag in their bio or displayname 😫

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Mercedes? Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards without hitting a tree. 😬🫣🤭

fuck #microslop fuck #windows fuck #teams fuck #powerpoint (just saw a live situation where sharing a powerpoint in teams automatically and consistently muted the presenters mic 👏)

fuck #microslop fuck #Outlook fuck #notepad

fuck #microslop fuck #sharepoint fuck #o365

Oh well, says IDF. They were only Christians.

80s/90s games: Scrimping every byte they can to fit it in on floppy disks or tiny ROMs and still managing to make an amazing game with tons of depth Modern games: 120 gigs of horribly bloated memory leaking disaster code and graphics and somehow the gameplay has less depth than an Atari 2600 game

Bravo New York! Mayor Mamdani and NYPD Announces Fewest Murders, Shooting Incidents in Recorded History for First Three Months of the Year.

hey man. can you guys stop coding with claude or pierre or whatever so we can have a regularly functioning app

Famous bullfighter in Spain, gored to death before a big bull fight. Yay for the bull! Bullfights are cruel and unneccessary. Leave animals out of your entertainment.

Gaza Ceasefire: Israeli forces have shot and killed a United Nations employee in the Gaza Strip and Injured another.

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

The 2026 World Cup is shaping up to be the new 1936 Summer Olympics.

If Trump is indeed at Walter Reed, doctors should immediately transfer his medical care to RFK Jr.

”maintaining the ’ancient’ 32-bit CPU support” pfft my first PC had 8088 and I’m not old so…

John Cena is a master of defusing questions designed to get celebrities to say controversial things. Truly, a master of the craft.

Or.... are they going to have him "die" to be resurrected because he can't stand the attention Jesus is getting right now?

Hah. Managed to get #Firefox on #Arch #linux to use #Nvidia hardware video decoding. Following instructions that others have written of course. Probably 0 effect on my daily use, but has been bugging me to no end that my browser uses CPU to decode video when there’s dedicated hardware available.

excellent hockey player, shit human putlers puppet

US: 1 month ago: "90% of Iranian missile launchers are destroyed!" 2 weeks ago: 70% of Iranian missile launchers are destroyed!" Today: "Half Iranian missile launchers destroyed!" At this rate the US is building Iranian missile launchers for Iran within two weeks.

#Microslop #Copilot is now injecting ads into pull requests on #GitHub - Neowin Fuck you Microslop Fuck you 👏👏 www.neowin.net/news/microso...

The war currently raging is between a fanatical religious dictatorial autocracy whose militaristic posture, nuclear ambitions and zeal for apocalyptic messaging threaten to destabilize the entire global order, and Iran.

one thing i will say as a general statement to all coaches of all teams at all levels: if you’re going to credit god for a win, i wanna see you out there after a loss being like “yeah, god fucked us over today, really let us down out there”

stop making burgers 1) taller. how tf do you think mouths work 2) sodden with melted cheese like... how do you expect people to eat this 3) fancy. a $20 hamburger is not elevated peasant food it's just inflation

One can barely hear over the explosions the Iranian civilians saying “Kamala is a cop”.

Olé! #TeamHärkä yle.fi/a/74-20219008

The head of FEMA's disaster response claims he was teleported 50 miles to a Waffle House. His car was also lifted and dropped in a ditch near a church. He told Congress 'haters gonna hate.' Hurricane season starts in 60 days. This is the Confederacy of Dunces. This is real.

Please get me off the “my pet just died” algo. I promise I’m already depressed enough.

Puppet Masters

Ensimmäinen kuulento vuosikymmeniin ei tietenkään ole sujunut ongelmitta. Kuuraketin vessa rikkoontui heti ensimmäisenä päivänä. Rikkoontumisessa oli kyse tuulettimen jumiutumisesta. Älkää nyt vain kysykö mikä siihen tuulettimeen osui.

It’s time for my favorite cartoon of the year.