The goddamned Braves (complimentary)

I would pay $1000 to watch Donald Trump handle a rifle because I feel really confident in how it would end

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If youre gonna be the party psychic you’ve gotta have an “I’ll predict any attempted murders at the function” clause in the contract

The jokes are funny but what happened yesterday is a tragedy that underscores that even when you take all precautions that dangerous extremists can occasionally still win. I am of course, talking about the Philadelphia Phillies.

taylor lorenz screaming at the shooter for not wearing a mask

YESSSSSSS LFG

Dorit has been such a nightmare this season of RHOBH, my God

Fine whatever

Mendoza family couldn’t get a room at Mar-a-Lago for this?

Italians vs monogamy

Vrabel skipping the 3rd/4th round to go do post-affair therapy is the most NFL brain bullshit ever

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Braves

Hang on he did fuckin what?

I did not expect Trump 2.0 to make me go feral in (very) reluctant defense of Catholicism but goddamn it here we are

“It's a shame that the Pope has made the Catholic Church political” is one of the most amazing sentences ever uttered by a politician. Elite stuff. Arguably the most wrong a person could be, including rejecting basic arithmetic.

Went to see Close Encounters of the Third Kind at the Belcourt today and it was so good. Cant believe I hadn’t seen that one before.

{Extremely April 10th voice} the Braves are fuckin good dude

What a tremendous success. Fuck yeah NASA

It’s easier to make pimento cheese than it is to refine crude oil. They also sell shirts

Feel like the dog owner hatred is pretty specific to New York City. But some of these New York dogs are real bad, literally one of them in Yonkers convinced a guy to kill a bunch of people back in the 70s. No wonder folks on here are wary.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

It kind of flies under the radar because his boss is the stupidest man of all time, but JD really is a flat out dumbass

This seems bad?

Geno is a piece of shit

Go Vols. Why not us?

Go big damn orange

He spent years trying to catch Nicklaus’s record just to end up breaking John Daly’s

See @ceereespeaks.bsky.social

Go Vol

Franklin is a racist swingers cult masquerading as a racist Christian commune, and it (along with the rest of Williamson County) should be placed under a large, impenetrable glass dome

If they can’t race how are they going to afford those jackets?

Vols beat Miami by 15

If he’s seeing ghosts I think that’s a positive sign

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

This particular strain of E. Coli causes HUS, which you may know from the news or several old episodes of Forensic Files as the strain that kills kids after eating undercooked hamburgers

Dollywood twice a year for most of my school life. Fall trip for the Festival of Nations, Spring for an end of year fun field trip.

Fine I guess

Give me Stephen Pearl +5000 in the Erika Kirk’s next boyfriend market

My theory is that he was plucking his eyebrows for years and finally said “screw it, nobody will even notice if I stop” and he was fuckin WRONG

And what have the lazy beasts done with this blessing? Not a goddamn thing. No paintings, murals, or art of any kind. Hell, they don’t even have a damn television down there.

Dude you’re THE PRESIDENT

Hegseth should swing when this is over

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there. They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

Billy with Jerry Douglas is crazy work

Fits the vibe today youtu.be/y_9GVfCY__k?...