Size of the garlic clove hello fresh gave ms vs size of the garlic clove I need to use in order to feel something

If eve, kenshi yonezu, yoasobi, and creepy nuts formed a supergroup nobody would ever have to worry about finding someone to make their anime op ever again

Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel

Love Northern Irish accents because for about 3.5 seconds initially im like 🍔 ? And then they say "down" "about" "how" etc and I go ‼️ 🫵🇮🇪 👍

If customers piss me off I steal props off their plants. Victimless crime + my version of their plant will bloom more fruitfully because im nicest and sweets...

It really feels wrong to be going 30mph while listening to Tank! of SEATBELTS fame. I should be going at least 90 on the highway after having robbed a bank

Michaels is open until 9 pm for the fiber crafters who play yarn chicken and lose

fucking hate when I go to the merch stand and I can’t tell if the person selling the stuff is in the band or not. I’m always like yeah I’ve been a fan of. you. or them. the band. for a long time. thank you I’ll take a mediun shirnt (drops my credit card and it rolls outside down into a sewer grate)

When my car reads a text out loud and asks if I want to reply & I say no and it goes "Ok then..." Like girl don't give me that. This isn't even about you. No need to be copping an attitude right now

Yall are never gonna guess what broke my solid 7-month streak of literally only listening to jpop and I mean this genuinely only kind of as a bit

I love gardening. When a hobby where nurturing and consistency and research and time and love are necessary to produce a result produces results that you can also eat >>>>>>

Scientists are still trying to figure out how one (1) little nighttime sippy of bedside water translates to six (6) gallons of piss

FUCK IT. I CANT LET THIS GO ON ANY LONGER. IF THE OSCARS CAN TIE, SO CAN THE FAR MORE PRESTIGIOUS PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE SEASON. WHEN THESE TWO WIN WE ALL WIN!!!! SEE YOU IN THE SUMMER SPACE (FIRSTNAME) COWBOYS (LASTNAME)

Referencing 67 and doing the gesture whenever possible in order to embarrass and enrage my friends in their early 20s is probably my second favorite part about being in my 30s so far. First favorite part is not being in my 20s

seeing the new trailer for the thing where you get to see one of your guys show up and say his line will cure you

i am no longer experiencing symptoms bc he said fortissimo :) #hesaidfortissimo

im crying dude

what if she likes being a girl what if she likes girls

This year I found myself really excited to be sharing my birthday with millions of other people. Its literally our day! Its a special holiday for a bunch of people! People who share a birthday are in a cool club together 🫶🫰✌️

Just found myself thinking "you know I kinda miss being on the line" and then got so so so scared. Not unless its the last job option on this horrible earth

Its National Beautiful Day Outside today folks :)

ITS THE 1ST DAY OF SPRING BABEY.........YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!! PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE SPRING 2026 BRACKET IS HERE VOTING WILL BEGIN TOMORROW IM TIRED CLICK HERE TO VIEW IT BIG STYLE-->https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gCPHFooCQ9Zefh3ob8qCNs5IR46sJvZk/view?usp=drive_link

These poor straight women are going around in this world operating under the delusion that Gojo Satoru would fuck them or be their boyfriend. Ma'am? Ma'am thats a bottom. That man had one gay breakup so bad he most likely began to embrace celibacy afterward. Did we watch the same show

Anyway if Costco ever stops selling the gigantic pack of zero sugar strawberry lemonade liquid ivs I will do what the ceo said he would when they wanted to charge more for the hot dog

I couldn't stop thinking about anime sensei characters and before I knew it I made this. I'm sure I'm forgetting/mischaracterized some characters.

@crunchyroll.com here's your backlash, you braindead corporate buffoons. Keep the subtitles as they are now, or lose more money (via loss of subscriptions) than the nominal amount you would save hiring out these trash ass subs. Embarrassing. youtube.com/shorts/ty_70...

With @turboqueer.bsky.social and we somehow stumbled into the only Eagles bar in a Suffolk go birds

I have a lot of I Am Thirty Years Old posts i have to get off my chest so I'm gonna post them all here

PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE FALL 2025 IS HERE!!! VOTING WILL OPEN UP LATER TODAY BIG VERSION HERE—> drive.google.com/file/d/1I8S9...

“its on me to sit my white ass down and listen to omega voices”

THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!

“vivziepop homestuck anime” is up there with “roblox evan hansen nft.” its “måneskin attack on titan collab.” its “fortnite quibi mode”

Forgot about bluesky again but to be totally fair there arent a whole lot of unwell young adults talking about the lore behind the recent mcr concerts on here. Which is mostly what I go on line for anymore.

Is there a draftkings for Pokémon VGC

My new friend. He's currently buried under a second skin sack full of plasma and ink (love my sack #mysack) but this is him when he was fresh

Reggie Watts addresses Thom Yorke’s statement on Palestine and it’s good

Nothing makes me feel more neurotypical and productive than doing yard work

Local dispensary had slushies for sale. 6oz of slushie had 200mg. I REALLY went to space. I was up there with king drac seeing red for 8 minutes

"Woke pope" is about to be my echolalia for the next 3 days

UNMATCHED!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!

two of them

Takin It Easy

OVERSTUFFED LOCAL USED BOOKSTORES I LOVE YOU!!!!!

ARE we caring her

Setting up my new computer and the first things I downloaded were discord firefox steam and the sims 4 #realgamershit #gamerlife #livetogame

PGOT NAYSH NAME OF THE SPRING 2025 SEMIFINALS ARE HERE!!! GET VOTING FOLKS forms.gle/o5iZGYGCu4MV... BIG BRACKET—> drive.google.com/file/d/1Wvt_...

Severance finale got me and Roy yelling at the TV screen like we're middle aged men watching football

ITS THAT TIME FOLKS!!! ROUND 1 VOTING WILL START TONIGHT “GOKU WILLING” BIG VERSION HERE—> drive.google.com/file/d/17AVm...

Sorry about the other post I was mistaken. It's Marko Zaror who looks like an alpha male Adam Sandler. I'm still the only one courageous enough to say this