Snow 🥰🥰🥰

Reached the store on time, but still sitting outside in my car because this specific manager is, yet again, either late or taking forever to security check the building (since there was no overnight) and slowly my time to get all the tills out ticks away...

I'm a cold little foxi (it's 29/-7°)

Juni: They fillet my junk Fawn: When you say fillet, you mean with heat? Rose: That's flambé Juni: Yeah they flambéd my junk

GOOD MORNING ONLY TWO THOUSAND LEFT TO GO. CAN WE GET FUNDED IN UNDER 24 HOURS??? THERES ONLY 45 MINUTES LEFT FOR THAT DEADLINE!!! LETS DO IT YALL

Everybody knows dwarves love to drink, but sadly no bar will serve them, for they are all miners

My gf is in the hospital bed, healing from faer bottom surgery, and I just wanna cuddle faer and hold 🥺🥺🥺

Everything went well, Fae is awake and groggy and just waiting to be moved to the hospital room where we can see faer

former french president and convicted felon nicolas sarkozy is subsisting in jail on a diet of yogurt because he's afraid people are spitting in his food he could cook for himself but he doesn't know how and refuses to learn i think this is beautiful

transition

and here we are if you'd like to help me eat things that arent ramyeon, please consider floating some cash my way. i've been unemployed for about a year and am now disabled venmo and cashapp: TrueKayOS thanks all! ciao!

At the hospital for my GF's bottom surgery! Scheduled for an hour and a half from now Wish us luck!

grok, do soldiers historically remain reliable if they go hungry?

i think it would be really funny if the last bonus sheet card revealed was from the live action M. Night Shyamalan movie

Hackers but with the subtext becoming text

Zohran says you’re trans now

Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.

Today has been perfect Dick Cheney kicks the bucket and mamdani wins

i wonder if the establishment democrats will figure out that being someone people actually wanna vote for wins elections

"Those words - I want you to be famous for those words. I want people to call you 'Officer Smell the Onions and the Mustard.' I want children laughing outside your door because they've found the house of 'Officer Smell the Onions and the Mustard."

Cheney was the guy who did all the stuff Trump is doing now, but did it with vile intellect rather than being a narcissistic clown mobster. That's not really admirable but it means that this country has been in a death spiral for more than a generation.

Mods asleep, post Baby Pedro Pascal in Buffy

Angel: *feeds on a willing Buffy to save his life from poisoning* Me: This too is sex

Excuse me, ma'am! Have you heard of our Lady and Savior, Lesbianism?

I just got to the grocery store, where I have to use my digital credit card and I don't have a physical card with money on it, and I just saw I have 35 miles of gas left Is anybody able to help me with a bit of gas money 👉👈 GF has unemployment now so hopefully Nov is easier

Thinking of speccing into bi, not cause I'm into guys (like, at all) but because I want to use the finger gun ability

Xfiles episode: Fire - A man with pyrokinetic powers stalks British Parliament Me: Based

Would you believe they made a fox go to work on Halloween?

Needed to top off an auger for a customer, and the gas can was too excited (and pressurized somehow?) when I opened it, and then it overflowed a little And I'm resisting my brain going "just burn off the spill over"

You people need to be asking why your right to survive is so tied to your work. Same with your right to healthcare, to housing, to the value of your labor.

It's always difficult when you mix up augers with auguries, cause then you only get futures that are shit

I wish I could wear sleeveless stuff to work, I have a cute turtleneck sleeveless sweater I wanted to wear with my plaid skirt

100%. not only should SNAP just be money but SSI and SSDI should actually be a fucking useful amount

We did get the first check, it was a little bit less than we expected, but we almost have the full rent taken care of and are only $60 shy 👉👈 if anybody is able to help out

Being Pope means just receiving baseball jerseys all day long of teams he hates

Totally not me having a breakdown watching X-Men Evolution because Angel shows up and I think about the scene of him in X3 cutting off his wings as a child, self-mutilating and trying to remove this beautiful piece of who he truly is And then all of us who did the same for years

Change one letter, ruin a candy Shittles That's all I got 😅

whoever came up with the korean seafood and thousand island dressing combo needs to be tried at the hague. not because of the food. that is the dish of a humanitarian crisis

Folks, I think this might be bad.

Post something random or you'll have an awful November

Anything helps! 🩷

Rawdogging the doctor's appointment (I don't have my headphones) Why are there kids iPads playing full blast in the waiting room while the child keeps making loud vocalizations?

tbf our communities were decimated by aids, and right as it was ending our community spaces (and their irreplaceable archives) got decimated in the big retail chains economic war on local independent business

How about we just give food to everyone? We literally have a global surplus of food and clothing. Let people eat regardless of capital motivation.

Joe Rogan should be in prison

Support real artists. Death to AI. Life to Art.

Hi!:) sorry to be annoying but I am about $300 short for rent/bills due at the end of this month; If you like what I do and want to support me or if you're just feeling generous, anything helps 🙏🩷 Cashapp: $cactusgr PayPal: dm me for details Thank you for not ignoring! #MutualAid

Anyone able to help me with a few bucks to DoorDash something for lunch, I haven’t eaten today and I don’t have a car to go get anything?