When you’re actually incredibly worried about the guy she told you not to worry about:

Hello, Chicago Friends. If you like wrestling, please take 2 minutes to complete the form so that Mystery wrestling comes here. If you don’t like wrestling, please pretend you do for 2 minutes and fill out this form. Thanks.

Nothing like being woken up at 4:30 in the morning because a spider is crawling on you.

In honor of Juneteenth, we encourage everyone to support your local Black owned businesses, not just today, but every day. If you are in Chicago, scroll through to see some of our favorites. And please share your favorites in the comments.

My name is somewhere on that list.

BYOT Productions is proud to stand with the LGBTQIA+ community. Happy Pride Month! #HappyPride #HappyPrideMonth #BringYourOwnPride #ChicagoPride #pridemonth

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Because I don’t see anyone else taking about it, Okada was only 10 days from surpassing Orange Cassidy for longest International Championship reign. And because he doesn’t defend it nearly as frequently as Orange did, if he won last night, he would have also ended up breaking the record. #wrestlesky

I’ve been watching wrestling for 32 years. For that entire time, my favorite tag team has been C+C (fka Edge and Christian). If you don’t like them as champions, that’s fine, this story wasn’t for you. It was for me. #AEWDoN

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live I’ve seen 10 of the bands/musicians on my “Emotional Support Artists” playlist, so… Fall Out Boy Fitz and the Tantrums Jill Sobule (RIP) Lindi Ortega Matt Nathanson Matt Wertz Old Dominion Sara Bareilles Spitalfield Walk the Moon

I am literally and metaphorically incapable of being chill about this.

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Our 12th anniversary show is this Saturday! Come check it out! @byotproductions.bsky.social #chicagotheater #storefronttheater #24hourtheater #theater #chicago

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

w/o downloading anything new where are you at mentally

I met Chuck Taylor once, and literally nothing bad has happened to me since. #HappyBirthdayChuckTaylor #wrestlesky

I’m probably biased, but I think that @byotproductions.bsky.social is the best theatre company in all of Chicago (possibly even the world). And I can’t think of a better time for you to find out how right I am than our 12th anniversary show! Sign ups to participate are now open!

If I had a nickel for every time a delusional guy named Don picked a fight with a windmill, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

I call dibs on telling him.

Brody King supports women’s rights. And women’s wrongs. #wrestlesky

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

She knows what she did. [complimentary]

Based on the number of people on my feed discussing it, I can only assume that bitch (derogatory) said more TERF bullshit. So as a reminder: trans lives are human lives, trans rights are human rights, and trans people are more important than a fucking book.

April Showers bring BYOT’s next show! Sign ups are open for our April 2026 show! Will we see you there? 

#theatre #theatreinchicago #chicagotheatre #indietheatre #comedy #byotproductions #24hourtheatre

I want my money back. #ACAB

My visceral reaction to this headline is why I truly believe I was supposed to be a mermaid.

Looking forward to tomorrow when random people don’t text me paragraphs about why I should vote for their favorite.

If wrestling is fake, how do you explain this heartwarming and poignant story from the son of Beverly Hills 90210 heartthrob Luke Perry, while he's comforted by his best friend, and tag team partner, a wrestling dinosaur with a Masters degree in Medieval History?

I’m a Jester sun, Grog moon, Veth rising.

Note: they're "expats" when it's rich white people as opposed to "immigrant" when it's everyone else. Tax dodging bastards who move to Dubai are fucking scum, they should have been told to stay put and deal with the consequences. I'd rather the animals got out of there than them.

I am once again doing the thing. Come see the thing. #ThisIsNotAPaidAd

Share a TV show you never get tired of rewatching. 🖥️

You ever have a morning where you decide to make a tea in the break room to relax, but are too stressed to pay attention and fill you cup with coffee instead of hot water, thus ruining your tea and a potential coffee?

Aside from the fact that she couldn’t even be bothered to use capitalization or punctuation, language has always been fluid. You can’t criticize how people speak English unless this is the English you speak:

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

snow is one of the most beautiful things that can ruin my day

Has anyone else had one virus after the other since New Year’s?

God, the self-insert Mary Sue fanfiction I was reading back in 2001 had better dialogue.

Bestie-in-law in an NPC! @rollforsandwich.com this is so cool!

Not to brag, but I’m fat every Tuesday.

Have you always wanted to try threatre, but don’t know how or where to start? If your answer is yes and you’re in the Chicagoland area, you’re in luck! We also offer a mentorship program where we will meet you where you are. I’m always happy to answer any questions just reach out!

Fuck it Bring back AIM It's time

As someone who worked front desk services at a hospital from 2011 through 2024, it really pisses me of how comfortable they suddenly are with masks.

My presentation is going well. @byotproductions.bsky.social #BYOTprodctions #24HourTheatre #ChicagoTheatre #StorefrontTheatre #BadBoyWerewolf

If it’s not dipped, it’s not an Italian Beef Sandwich. It’s a sad, plain, warm roast beef sandwich. This isn’t up for discussion.

Lot of attention and new followers today, and want to keep the kind vibes going and pay it forward. Will donate ALL proceeds from Cameos until 2/13 to Lancaster Neighbor Fund, who supports immigrants right in my city of welcome. Kindness onward. cameo.com/bryceremsburg

This is professional wrestling. This is what I love. Fuck the Fed. Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump. Fuck MAGA.

This coming Saturday, I'll be performing a special act as part of BYOT Presents: Bad Boy Werewolf. The whole show is going to be silly (affectionate). You should come check it out. @byotproductions.bsky.social