West and North England are way more likely to move to Minnesota than London.

In Minnesota, we are as defensive of Duck Duck Grey duck as the French are about French.

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Anyone in DC got a projector?

#!/usr/bin/env bash sudo nix-install nixpackagename # Yeah; that's right! # I made a script to # remove all the hassle # of installing Nix packages # on NixOS!

The furries are coming for me.

Doofies

Ideally, you'd have them derfed good and hard on a regular basis.

Well jeez I have some people and moots saying they actually want a poster of this? 😅 I never done that before. And this was just for fun. But Are some of you serious about actually wanting one? 🤔

Whatever is pro trans rights I am in favor of. I will never vote for a bill that is against trans rights or rolls them back. Not even temporarily.

Don't worry, be furry.

Wilmington Island, GA got real Bandit fan fiction vibes all over tbf.

I will take what is mine. In so doing, we will take what is ours. Maple Grove, rise up! Justice is coming!

One METRO. One Transit.

Homosexual behavior is the funnest.

Men should love, not fight.

Technically in Minnesota it's the DFL Party, not the Democrats. Technically in Minnesota we go to the DVS, not the DMV.

Cosmic Brush ☆ #BrushWeek2025

I take all the vaccines I can because my immune system can read. 📚

DAD BOD

Every democracy-loving American should be out protesting #ICE like the good folks of Minneapolis. This holiday season, take time to talk to your friends & family about what's going on so that no American can claim ignorance. If they don't believe #ICELawlessness, ask them what if questions.

Minnesota is where fascism goes to die.

Universal home insurance? Universal child care? Vote for me and I will make it so!

I study automation for comrades.

This isn’t about child safety! It’s about your lack of ideas, Dick!

FUCK YOU, JORDAN PETERSON 🖕! 🇺🇸

@chrislhayes.bsky.social Interview @elyon113.bsky.social !

Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:

Science disproves. If I do enough AI disproofs, that should pop the bubble and my popcorn. Game on!

It's 1991 and some bored Finnish guy needs to do a quick reverse enginnering project to shoehorn something like Minix into his machine. No big deal. youtu.be/nLBYoGKMaFc

Loona has a dick.

Well, I think the youth are more literate and intelligent than everyone else is saying.

2006: "Your sparkledog sona is shit." 2026: *Sniffs glittercore art like it's cocaine*

I have some old RAM sticks I'm not using and need to find them. Those are worth something now.

Enough is enough is enough! All nonprofits will have to open their books if I am elected State Senator. If you are part of a group that doesn't pay taxes or takes State money, it is going to be audited in realtime. www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...

*Follows more glittercore furry artists*

rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn

for @hooktongued.bsky.social ~!

TORRENT THIS SHIT www.ms.now/news/justice... 🖇️👉 justice.gov/epstein

this dog is a machine that turns [PANTS] into [NO PANTS]

the main reward you are likely to get for total loyalty to trump is the destruction of your career and your reputation www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...

⚡⚡⚡ I SAID TRANS RIGHTS, BITCH! 🏳️‍⚧️ YOU HAVE ANGERED THE OLD GODS! ⚡🏳️‍⚧️⚡ ZUUL! ⚡⚡⚡

The phrase "drop and walk" belongs in airline safety demos.

No one farts like Gaston.

I will be much happier after Donald Trump dies.

If I am elected to State Senate in Minnesota, rest assured that fines will be determined by income, making BMWs and coalrollers disappear overnight!

I will copy Spanish law on trans healthcare for trans kids if I am elected State Senator. Abusive parents will pay for their bullshit and I will be your retribution against all of them!