You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!!!

“Now who the hell are these federal pricks? Hiding in the Senate like a bloated-ass tick Air-conditioned fuckstick loafers Sittin' in a room full of army posters” Tell us how you really feel about this fascist administration, Tom

But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

Hang them for their crimes. Nuremberg Now!

If you are a Christian and believe in the prophecy of Revelations, how can you see Trump as anything but the anti-Christ?

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Hey Cliq, your quote of the day has been fixed.

Denmark, you have my SWORD, my AXE, and my BOW!

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

While cycling through Camp Pendleton, I would routinely show my military ID at the gate. One young MP looked at it (EAS was in ‘92) and said, “Wow, this thing is fucking ancient! It’s older than I am!”

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

“If they can do this to George, they can do this to anyone.” ICE brutally arrested and illegally detained George Retes, an American citizen and Army veteran. Learn more about how we are elevating his story here:

I named my fists “Turn On” and “Tune In” because when they’re done with you, you’re going to Drop Out.

So this is kinda wowing me out. I've never had anything get as much attn as my post on making homemade pizza for Turkey Day. B/c it feels like I'm supposed to use my "fame" for something, pls accept my gentle nudge to payhip.com/TammySalyer & take 25% off everything w the code BOOKLOVER at checkout.

Post a famous bathroom scene

I have snickerdoodle crumbs in my beard

You know what, I'm just gonna re-up this post

You leave my cunt fucking kids out of this, Charlie Brown

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH, Charlie Brown

A few weekend thoughts about reclaiming my time. tammysalyer.substack.com/p/turning-do...

THIS - if you had any visibility into any of the actions of these people, YOU TOO should be prosecuted. Fuck the NYT for sitting on this, Fuck Biden for sitting on this. This is EVIL - looking the other way paves the way for EVIL. Burn them ALL.

That time when you saw a woman in her 80’s with this sign at the No Kings rally in EUG

I don’t know why they are called “soup kitchens” and not “broth-els”

USA is a macro level Stanford Prison Experiment

Hey, I was at the Bowie/Hendrix concert at the Seattle Kingdome last night and they did a moment of silence, too. For reals.

God Bless America youtu.be/xdBJRfuHUPo?...

The Steller’s Jay is the Men’s Rights Activists of the animal kingdom.

I married the right one.

We must increase bands. Dior

Good news guys I'm super drunk so you're going to hear about the last guy who got shot in the American Civl wWar

This Friday is Santa Cruz Bike Party and I’ll be going as Bike Moses! The theme is Holy Rollers. Do any of my followers (aka disciples) have commandments for me to share with the masses?

But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

When we talk about federal-local cooperation, this is what we mean. This is what ideal cooperation looks like.

Deleting the apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way (escaping with a man from the future through LA while being chased by a cyborg)

Hi @repvalhoyle.bsky.social - We know your stance on Trump and his impact on democracy, so genuine question, can help your constituents understand why you voted to table this?

“Unlike cynicism, hopefulness is hard-earned, makes demands upon us, and can often feel like the most indefensible and lonely place on Earth. Hopefulness is not a neutral position either. It is adversarial. It is the warrior emotion that can lay waste to cynicism.” - Nick Cave

He @kevinhearne.bsky.social, if you get an option for Ink and Sigil, we’ve got some casting suggestions… Robert Carlyle as MacBharrais Andy Serkis as Buck Foi Mindy Kaling as Nadia Naomie Harris as Gladys

This is bad news for the Doll Jones Industrial Average

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Super Hard Mode”: no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, Aliens, or Marvel) “Jornathan!!!”

Alan Cumming Flu

This week's Friday roundup is about Steve Albini, the U.S. economy, and what those two things have to do with you and me.

When they kick at your front door How you gonna come? With your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun?

You know you live in Oregon when your Samsung solar smart remote will only charge via USB.

Say hi to our new pup, Junebug (or Junejulyaugustbug if you’re feeling goofy). She’s an Aussie cattle dog and Rhodesian ridgeback mix and holy cheetahs is she fast. A thread 1/?

My partner (@anaginghipster.bsky.social) asked if I'd mind signing up for BritBox next time we get a streaming service and I nearly shrieked in joy. #truelove #soulmate #LOML

This. I called out a driver in Eugene yesterday w Idaho plates for throwing their lit cigarettes out the window and the driver’s response was, “Do you wanna fight?” No, I just don’t want my state to burn. Indecency is emboldened now.

My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread