Shaved his sideburns.

@vortexjeff.bsky.social @champaignshowers.com How accurate are these paths? One shows over my neighbor’s house but some houses down the road had WAY way more damage. www.weather.gov/ilx/27apr26-...

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

Dorris is not around.

JB has done great, but this is a terrible plan. E-15 is a subsidized, inefficient handout.

Pure Americana. Salute the troops, look for the flag and see a bank logo

there are just over 19 hours left to enter your bracket in this year's contest! it's free! believe in yourself!

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, etc

Government mad they can’t build murder robots with Claude.

Unidos somos América.

So jarring to go back to really awful dystopian commercials after that absolutely gorgeous and joyful spectacle we just saw

The world is healing. Bitcoin to zero. A waste of the world’s resources.

Here in Illinois, we’re making sure that we have the evidence and records needed to pursue justice to its fullest extent against Donald Trump’s administration.

As someone who has listened to Bad Bunny and only Bad Bunny for the last three days as I prepare for EL GRANDE BOWL, this album does indeed rock

USA! USA!

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L

What they’re saying is okay vs not okay

Federal agents are killing Americans, lying about it, and refusing investigations.

This is what I keep telling my kids!

If he were yelling this at Biden, he'd already have a TV show on News Max.

🤔

“Firing your weapon as you fall” is a lovely American metaphor

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.

Sabrina Carpenter is now our President. Sorry, don't make the rules

This is what Fifa had to publicly pay so Trump wouldn't arrest tourists during the World Cup. I get why they did it. Probably the cheapest bribe Fifa has ever been involved in.

If only this was all I saw on Social Media today.

A crony “justice” system.

Bikes. Oh no.

Ref tip, get a Fox 40

glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity

Pritzker: "People of Illinois, we need your help. Get our your cell phones, record and narrate what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know that this is happening and that we won't stand for it."

Taking a bunch of Tylenol so I can be better at Crusader Kings

Does your gov ride the train? Didn’t think so.

Everyone in Illinois rooting for the million team Big 10 team is a coward. ✊ Go fighting *looks up WIU mascot* Leathernecks! Who's a good dog?

There are so many bangers in this speech today that it's hard to isolate one, but "If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me from making sure you face justice" is very Great Khan

Kill me

two questions... @vortexjeff.bsky.social 1) If you're at a PC, what's the best site for radar? 2) I've seen this screen from NWS three times in the last week and zero times in the last decade, what's going on ...

@vortexjeff.bsky.social @skydrama.bsky.social Ballpark date when this heat breaks?

Missed the 'vote again' button yesterday. But not today Satan!

Challenge accepted.

Bourdain’s approach to food as a means of cultural exchange and education is dangerously close to empathy, which we all know is deeply cringe. Real men pronounce quesadilla with a hard l and put ketchup on their sushi.

I love being able to get good baseball AND left-wing content from the same account.