Autism doesn’t make me accidentally do the Nazi salute. He knew what he was doing. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

go birds

i loved my country of philadelphia until i saw this www.inquirer.com/news/philade...

Just popping on here on this holiday that I loathe to say that if all you did this year is survive, I’m really fucking proud of you. Life can be hard for so many reasons. Gentle reminder that year-end highlight reels are not reality. If this year was hard and you’re still here, I am truly so glad.

more jobs should be like baseball. I should get four months off every year when the weather starts getting cold and then I should get six weeks in florida to remember how to do my job again before the real work starts. also I shouldn’t have to work more than three hours at a time or when it rains.

well today's echolalia is "no, i know, i know i'll fuck off" so thank you gracie abrams. thank you.

everyone shut UP IM PRAYIN

she really misses the eras tour

if you listen closely, you can hear the faint sound of sobs from the cowboys AND the giants today. that's baby-making music right there.

people died.

i know every man in south philly looks the same but i really feel like i know that guy in the stands

inside me there are two wolves:

i love this song

I 100% absolutely have t-shirts older than Tanner McKee

Welcome to the party, pal

Kenny Pickett and Tanner McKee versus the Cowboys

ho-ho-ho-ly shit.

what they meant to say was... live reacting to *philadelphia sports

Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going in to 2025?

the television character that is winston bishop has continued to save my mental health for years and years

baby's first christmas eve 🖤

i'm going through my own shit, so haven't been posting much but man do i hope justin baldoni gets dragged to the deepest pits of hell 😘

type “literally me characters” in pinterest and post 4

Anybody with me?

when you are, quite literally, the best thing at this party.

have you ever tried this one?

yous made daddy mad

when you like both teams, you win no matter what and i think that's beautiful

please god take all of tj watt's pain and give it to donald trump.

inside me there are two wolves

i am so thankful these teams rarely play each other i want to fucking kill myself

quote this with your favorite picture of taylor swift

as both an eagles and a steelers fan, today is my super bowl. my joker. my civil war. may god have mercy on my soul.

happy birthday to the music industry. the last eighteen years have been the best of my life 🫶🏼

oh! good morning! don't treat me like some situation that needs to be handled i'm fine with my spite and my tears and my beers and my candles!

this caption is everything: to celebrate her magnum opus show attended by millions of fans, she referenced her magnum opus song that she released because of her fans — what a journey, what a career, what an incredible artist you are @taylorswift13

and i cried about it. big woop!

i can't share the video online cause people make shit weird but the highlight of my life was taking my daughter to the eras tour for her first concert & watching her watch taylor. a real full circle moment that healed 17, 20, 23, 25 & 35 year old me. this tour kind of changed my life.

well, i've seen it all.

i didn't ask for this

i'm too old for this elf on the shelf shit, swift.

what the hell, sure.

darius slay thought about men painting their nails and made a tackle

did someone say……. one last souvenir from their trip to the eras tour

thoughts and prayers to the new york giants

Saquon Barkley is now the all time single season rushing leader for the Philadelphia #eagles

saquon barkley is THE philadelphia eagle

Here’s the CJGJ interception 🦅🦅