On today’s episode of what makes me get misty despite seeing these edits multiple times: Piano Man ft: the Killer Bs

Stuck in a feed of RJ playoff highlights and I’m fully in a “nostalgic for a time I can never go back to” mood ☹️

Today’s nfl breaking news updates actually beat my ass lmao CHAOS

Seven wins in a row and first place in the division????

UPL my sweet lil angel baby

289 crocheted squares ~80 hours of work 81in across A diabolical number of ends to weave, but she’s done 😮‍💨 Bucky Barnes for scale, blurry show photo for reference 🙂‍↔️ possibly my favorite creation to date

Survived joining them all and now all I have left to do is the border and I won’t lie this might be my new fave piece (despite me hating it a lil for a hot minute)

So you agree then, that perhaps making jokes at the expense of others is not a good thing? Fuckin loser lmao CRY/COPE/GET BENT

I’m in dire need of a day in the sun, like I need to smell like sunscreen and pool NOW

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Idk I feel like blasting Man! I Feel Like A Woman! for some reason 🙂‍↔️

The Teams eye roll emoji conveys so much, and I fear I use it a lil too often 💀

Tapping the sign bcs watching and hearing all the new clips coming from the men’s locker room party is just incredible work, really. But sports aren’t political, right? It’s just boys being boys, supporting a corrupt admin loud n proud, making fun of the women’s team too?

Doing another MCU rewatch and once again I am shouting that The Winter Solider is one of the best movies they ever made

Beating a dead horse but just imagine if any other admin did this lmao somethin somethin “just stick to sports” or whatever they yell when people oppose them

The continuous join as you go method is goated (I almost crashed out organizing my squares) but WHEW I’m flying!!!

Anyway I crocheted 289 granny squares in less than two weeks and now I get to make the blanket so if anyone needs me I’ll be dying

I’m still sad UPL couldn’t play in the Olympics

The Gadreau kids 😭

Matthew Tkachuk is a little too excited about that plushy for someone who thinks it’s weird for female fans to use hockey players nicknames but ok ig

You will never see me celebrating racists, homophobes, misogynists, or otherwise generally shit people, or those who support them. It’s that simple.

I’m literally livid at how BAD that goal was. A fucking pinecone could’ve made a better stop than that fucking homophobe Binnington

Some of the worst people you know are about to suddenly claim to be hockey fans btw HOLD THE LINE WE GATEKEEP

Anyway it’s so crazy there wasn’t a goal medal game for men’s hockey isn’t it? NHL is back on Wednesday!

Don’t you DARE compare this to the miracle on ice WE ARE THE BAD GUYS NOW WE DID NOT DESERVE TO WIN!!!!

Binnington you piece of fucking shit

WHAT THE FUCK DID MCDAVID DO THAT FOR

“Binnington hasn’t seen as much action” yeah because Canadas defense is fighting demons to keep him from having to stop a puck (he can’t)

It was my mistake for believing this game would end in 3 lmfao

Does Canada think that THINKING about shooting the puck counts toward shot on goal????

DELAYED PENALTY

DOUBLE MINOR BECAUSE HE HAS PAPER SKIN

Do we have an official stick-on-the-ice counter bcs it’s gotta be up to at least 7 or 8 now lmao

IT WAS WIDE OPEN AND HE MISSED IT MY GODDDDD

20 minutes left, a golden goal awaits (Sorry I’m gonna go puke)

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CANADA GOAL!!!!!

CAN PP be like:

5 ON 3 LETS GOOOOOO

That was disgusting to see replayed up close in slo-mo lmao that was inches from being a forever highlight reel clip

If you find yourself screaming about puck handling and shooting when DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE NET, you are learning what it felt like to watch the Sabres for over a decade

Two sets of brothers on the team and we get force fed the shitty ones 🥴

“This is the best of the best” WRONG lmao

Everyone let’s laugh at how I genuinely believed I’d be able to have the game on my phone and just passively watch while I read on my kindle at the gym today 💀

What the ever loving fuck was that lmao

Imagine crosby got to fake everyone out and came out after the 2nd intermission to beat some ass

Get that live action boss baby bitch off my screen!!!!

I’m gonna say it…some of this zone play by Canada is a lot like watching the Sabres over the last billion shit seasons (stop it)

Is that…Dominic the Donkey lmao

HEY STOP SHOWING ME MIRACLE ON ICE CLIPS I DONT WANNA CRY AT THE GYM