hi i’ll be at pax unplugged alone this year without my partner in crime so if you will be there please tell me so i can cling to you in the most annoying way

Hey everyone! I am so sorry to ask for help but I'm in a very dire situation since my mom is in the hospital and I'm stuck with the bill. I don't expect to hit the $1600 goal but literally ANYTHING helps. Thank you so very much and I'm so sorry. ko-fi.com/ttrpgifs/goa...

after many long + arduous years of waiting, i finally have a photo with @yawggoth.bsky.social 🥲

buy the plane ticket

i love this birthday girl

updates because i don’t post here: - i sell my house in four days - i buy a new one in six days - i move in seven days - work is overwhelming + im very busy but grateful - no magiccon atlanta this year but ill be at scg con baltimore + maybe one day of paxu - i miss u

Alternative Health Associates in alexandria is a trans friendly medspa that is currently offering a few rounds of free electrolysis for a student in training, FYI for anyone in the DC area

Magic in Bed: Ify Nwadiwe

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i hate vegas with a burning passion but i love friends

happy free rpg day! 10 Best Tables for Kitchen Table Polyamory is always free, but don't let that be an excuse not to check it out today 😊

he’s beauty and he’s grace / @skrippy33.bsky.social

taking my best friend @ravenoustales.net to her first magiccon :) see you in vegas, friends!

why is “one block away” in vegas still a 15 minute walk? 🥲

it’s my favorite freak’s birthday @yawggoth.bsky.social so please wish him the best day :)))) (this is his two finger method)

boys who kiss boys forever

i cant believe im going to vegas for the first time in two weeks and i get to hug my friends who i miss so much

i’m more tired than i knew could be humanly possible

Happy pride month from me and my j00cy pecs innit mate x 🌈 Say hi if you’re GAY otherwise ima be fockin fumin ur not gay during pride month luv xxxx

since it’s pride month i’d like to remind you i’m a big big fan of bisexuals, carry on

today was one year long

i’m a hero!!

i wore this to work on thursday and everyone said “yes ma’am” to me all day???

here i am ranting about sunscreen + how you’re too hot to fall victim to losers telling you not to wear it

POV: I’m hungry for food in me belly

not a size queen but this popcorn bag is just right

dc ren faire planning season is upon us + if you are planning to go, i am making a lil discord for organizing group days + things :)))) just let me know if you want to join

hi!!! happy day!!!

early bird tickets for MagicCon Atlanta went on sale today!! let me know who is going :) free kisses for everyone who attends + doesn’t counter my spells or force of will me!!! see u there 🥰

anyway it’s thursday

bought my plane ticket to magiccon vegas. going to take my Arabella card to the little chapel and wife her up. all are welcome to attend.

you have to see it. you have to watch. i’ll never be the same.

i haven’t seen my forehead in over a year and as i grow my hair out, i am grappling the forever question: do i grow out my bangs? do i keep them? who am i? will i still be cunty without them???

My shirt is so sick i love @sensitivejoy.bsky.social

maeve just made my merch a million times cooler

happy friday :)))))))

😭😭😭 if you see him at magiccon, be mean to him for me

working on my day off and wanting to cry :)))))

my outsider perspective on US politics is that it seems like i spend 4 years getting told the democrats can't do the thing because they need just one more vote, and then the republicans get in and can do whatever they want because half of the democrats vote with them

What we are witnessing is probably best described as a Private Equity leveraged buyout of a nuclear armed state

My partner Chris’s mom passed away after a battle with ovarian cancer. Chris and his siblings are trying to cover the funeral costs so their dad can stay in his home while waiting on insurance to come through. Any donations or signal boosting would mean so much. ❤️‍🩹🥺 www.gofundme.com/f/help-chris...

this has been such a difficult and mentally/physically exhausting two weeks at work, i want to curl up and not exist for two weeks.

okay one more selfie for the algorithm so the people i loved on twitter find me somehow by seeing my annoying face on their feeds 🥹 also please ignore the extra large dildo behind me

since i haven’t been on here in over a year, i turned 36 years old yesterday.

i only reactivated my account because @jessejerdak.bsky.social bullied me into it

i want someone to buy me a drink and then i want to buy them a drink back

its september which means im tempted to cut all my hair off again

We rely (relied?) heavily on Twitter for business. Starting from scratch again is terrifying. Please help us find all the coffee nerds that we can by sharing 💚☕️ We’re a coffee biz specializing in fantasy themed roasts, bought online at foundfamiliar.com, & shipped FRESH with artwork on every bag.

you’re at the barbie movie. jordan peterson sits on your right, he is loudly sobbing and smells like medical waste. ben shapiro sits on your left, he is chuckling and adding notes to a list titled ‘the woke agenda’ and he is sitting on 3 phone books.