This was a weird photoshoot. Just naked in the forest. Not pictured, Laura cackling off camera.

As an Alpha, I don't need to Prove my dominance. Challenge my Reign, and I will bury you. I am a winner, not some beta Loser cuck. Fear is not in my DNA. Only determination. Only Power. Let me lead, or you will Suffer.

This is an aggressively pro-trans folk account. If you are a transphobe, I fucking hate you. Fuck trump, fuck maga, and triple fuck “progressives” that still mess with Harry Potter. Fix your hearts or die.

I wish more men knew how much happier they could be if they could learn to love themselves, embrace their softer side, & to cherish and respect women. Life is so much better when you embrace emotional health. When you stop competing, everyone wins.

“throwing gang signs while sleeping” crew. Why do I do this?😩

This chest day was brought to you by the letters F, C, K, & the emoji 🧊

Sorry my post aren't as lighthearted lately. It's just that my country is run by an octagenarian pedophile cult, my taxes fund the ethnic cleansings, every dollar I spend supports something evil, and my representatives are barely capable of writing a strongly worded letter in opposition to all this.

“Why am I so covered in bruises?” - @criticalmrs.bsky.social the woman that just fell twice on the same attempt to walk up 4 steps.

Mouse is the sweetest! 1000/10 human

Upscrolled. Do it

Unpopular opinion: No one is a warrior. Feudal romanticization of violence has irreparably damaged several generations of men that were born gentle. You were not born with a sword or a gun in your hand.  You were destined for bigger and more meaningful things than to die for an uncaring king.

An eye for a ICE

How do we convince @jessejerdak.bsky.social to cosplay Superman because

Threads had to see it. You do too. Thanks for the awesome picture, @redhatjessy.bsky.social ! Y’all need to watch and support Oops All Himbos! It’s magic

Oops All Himbos is something uniquely fun. It’s so special. It’s more than just beefy dudes, it’s more than just comedy, it has heart. It is pure joy. Thanks for letting me play along @whoisjayfoster.com Thanks @9thlevelgames.bsky.social for putting up with us 😂 💖

Hey. I love Seph. Respect her boundaries. This message is for your own wellbeing.

Always a blast with @jessejerdak.bsky.social @br00taldan.bsky.social @kyleshire.bsky.social @critbard.com @johnnystantoniv.bsky.social @sandeepparikh.bsky.social and the bestest Baebarian Shimbo @sweeetanj.bsky.social Thanks @9thlevelgames.bsky.social for putting up with us 😂 💖

Friday night. Pax unplugged. Main theater. You will be lifted. All the homies. Uppies are non optional. Let’s go Himbos,now is our moment.

On Sunday the Himbos can be found in autograph alley for some hugs and pictures at 12:30! This cute pic is from last year with @jessejerdak.bsky.social

1 week til the Oops! All Himbos crew grab the keys and put the pedal to the metal with Thunder Road Vendetta RPG! https://unplugged.paxsite.com/en-us/schedule/schedule-item.html?gtID=917677&panel-name=OOPS-All-Himbos-in-Blunder-Road-17-and-

I don't often take the time to really focus on mini painting. I'm usually rushing to finish up a small army a few hours before they end up on the table. But I was provided a rare opportunity to dial in and play with color and highlights on this sweet-ass troll.

Know what we needed for the holidays? A Dick in a box.

That’s one stiff Dick

OOPS! All Himbos! crashes back into #PAXUnplugged w/ high-speed RP, heavy lifting, & heart. Catch the chaos Nov 21➡️ PAXun25.com/Schedule @whoisjayfoster.com @sweeetanj.bsky.social @critbard.com @jessejerdak.bsky.social @sandeepparikh.bsky.social @kyleshire.bsky.social @br00taldan.bsky.social

Hey ttrpg enjoyers! It's that time of year again! Here's a spooky one shot worth checking out. It was written by the kind and wonderful @jessejerdak.bsky.social and I did the art for it, so much appreciated if you decide to pick it up🙏 #ttrpg #spooky #halloween www.dmsguild.com/en/product/3...

I am live with the man, the myth, the legend! www.youtube.com/live/g0VDzzV...

You thirsty gays have got my algorithm very confused here. Buncha sinners. 😜

So much for the Tylenolerant Left!!! 😫

Hey, Military service members. Didn’t you swear an oath? To uphold the constitution? To defend it from threats both foreign and DOMESTIC?? Now, more than any other time in the history of this nation, is that moment. If your oath meant anything. If your word means anything. Now.

The stupid part is that I’m making some really cool art right now and I don’t even feel like sharing it with this busted-ass world. 😞

There was a time when I was much more whimsical. But now I see children dying every day, for two years, their pain justified by religious fascists. I see the police lie about lynchings, & our children's schools have shooting galleries. This is no time for whimsy. I am so sorry.

Hey. Watch me and Jay be wholesome and cute. Also, Shelly is there.

It's Saturday, which means it's early access day for the podcast, so become a member today (even for free)! This week we have @jessejerdak.bsky.social & @swoleinitiative.bsky.social from Oops All Himbos "live" from GenCon! www.patreon.com/posts/138320... shelly-shop.fourthwall.com/supporters/v...

My DND party has started .. skipping.. everywhere. They’ve provided research demonstrating that it’s nearly as fast as running without as much cumulative fatigue and joint stress. They literally skipped merrily from a war crime to do another war crime. MERRILY. They’re level 12. 😡😩

I'll be tagging y'all

I was so excited for this moment. I had finally booked my first small speaking role on an NBC series as a paramilitary contractor. I had to steal a selfie in the dressing room, even though they asked me not to. Good times. 🤣

One thing that I’ve learned from Christian conservatives is that marriage is between 1 man & 1 woman, and then 1 newer, younger woman, and several dozen male prostitutes. Just like god intended.

“Himboner” -Laura AKA @criticalmrs.bsky.social Oops All Himbos goes live in 30 mins. LETS FUCKING GOOO

Okay, Indianapolis. Let’s do this.

No. Your kid murders brown people for oil. If I’m being charitable, Your kid is, AT BEST, an unthinking blunt weapon of murder and oppression.

Lifters trying out the Gen Z wide-leg pants trend:

Your favorite celebrity, you know the one that’s been silent about Palestine? They’ll be silent when trump’s minions come for you too. It’s time to deplatform collaborators.

Who starred in Quantum Leap? #FeralFriday

Cherry Kitten always brings a smile to my face. 🤣

Bear witness to the bare & witless!

We’re here at House Of Bread in Aurora CO. It’s a local, family owned Armenian bakery cafe. It’s incredible. On Sundays, they have this incredible Zhingyalov bread, and we’re enjoying the best lamajun I’ve had in ages. If you’re in the area, I HIGHLY recommend.

Ya'll!!!! Proud to announce that our charity show Roll4Initiagive - The Apron Strings has been nominated for @njwebfest.bsky.social! This was our @koboldpress.com sponsored show where raised close to $30,000 for @msf.ca

Saw a horrific motorcycle accident. Kid just .. exploded, looked like 6 pieces. The bike looked a little scuffed, but fine. He was 19. Sell your bike. They’re dumb.

I want to WANT to be the small spoon, but years of #jiujitsu have me conditioned to freak out if some takes my back.

Mannn.. seeing contrapoints come out as a pro-apartheid Zionist sucks so bad. 😞