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You thirsty gays have got my algorithm very confused here. Buncha sinners. 😜

So much for the Tylenolerant Left!!! 😫

Hey, Military service members. Didn’t you swear an oath? To uphold the constitution? To defend it from threats both foreign and DOMESTIC?? Now, more than any other time in the history of this nation, is that moment. If your oath meant anything. If your word means anything. Now.

The stupid part is that I’m making some really cool art right now and I don’t even feel like sharing it with this busted-ass world. 😞

There was a time when I was much more whimsical. But now I see children dying every day, for two years, their pain justified by religious fascists. I see the police lie about lynchings, & our children's schools have shooting galleries. This is no time for whimsy. I am so sorry.

Hey. Watch me and Jay be wholesome and cute. Also, Shelly is there.

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My DND party has started .. skipping.. everywhere. They’ve provided research demonstrating that it’s nearly as fast as running without as much cumulative fatigue and joint stress. They literally skipped merrily from a war crime to do another war crime. MERRILY. They’re level 12. 😡😩

I'll be tagging y'all

I was so excited for this moment. I had finally booked my first small speaking role on an NBC series as a paramilitary contractor. I had to steal a selfie in the dressing room, even though they asked me not to. Good times. 🤣

One thing that I’ve learned from Christian conservatives is that marriage is between 1 man & 1 woman, and then 1 newer, younger woman, and several dozen male prostitutes. Just like god intended.

“Himboner” -Laura AKA @criticalmrs.bsky.social Oops All Himbos goes live in 30 mins. LETS FUCKING GOOO

Okay, Indianapolis. Let’s do this.

No. Your kid murders brown people for oil. If I’m being charitable, Your kid is, AT BEST, an unthinking blunt weapon of murder and oppression.

Lifters trying out the Gen Z wide-leg pants trend:

Your favorite celebrity, you know the one that’s been silent about Palestine? They’ll be silent when trump’s minions come for you too. It’s time to deplatform collaborators.

Who starred in Quantum Leap? #FeralFriday

Cherry Kitten always brings a smile to my face. 🤣

Bear witness to the bare & witless!

We’re here at House Of Bread in Aurora CO. It’s a local, family owned Armenian bakery cafe. It’s incredible. On Sundays, they have this incredible Zhingyalov bread, and we’re enjoying the best lamajun I’ve had in ages. If you’re in the area, I HIGHLY recommend.

Ya'll!!!! Proud to announce that our charity show Roll4Initiagive - The Apron Strings has been nominated for @njwebfest.bsky.social! This was our @koboldpress.com sponsored show where raised close to $30,000 for @msf.ca

Saw a horrific motorcycle accident. Kid just .. exploded, looked like 6 pieces. The bike looked a little scuffed, but fine. He was 19. Sell your bike. They’re dumb.

I want to WANT to be the small spoon, but years of #jiujitsu have me conditioned to freak out if some takes my back.

Mannn.. seeing contrapoints come out as a pro-apartheid Zionist sucks so bad. 😞

Tonight’s gym fit. 💪🏳️‍⚧️

God butt-dialed Donald Trump into existence.

Disturbed has always been the mall katana of heavy metal.

Many of the oldest Christian churches on the planet in Syria, Lebanon, Iran and Palestine have been destroyed by Israel. Christians don’t care because Christians don’t care about Christ. They just hate brown people.

My home DND campaign just celebrated its hundredth session. My goodness. We’ve been telling this story a very long time.

Family BBQ fit with my wife & fellow treasonous revolutionary, @criticalmrs.bsky.social Happy 4th.

What are you celebrating today. Americans enjoy fewer personal freedoms than they have since before the emancipation proclamation. Consider today a call to action. Remember the lives lost defending human rights; Rights that the tyrant Trump and his cadre of cowards so greedily steal from you. 1/2

The best fitness advice I can offer is: Ignore EVERYTHING that 24 year old influencer boys on steroids tell you. Those are children cosplaying as men. They haven’t yet experience hardship. Most of them still live off their perents and have soft lives. 1/2🧵

Happy early Friday. The scientific name of this fish is: Boops Boops

Revolution is never legal.

Today I learned that Black people living in Redlined communities can expect to die ~five years earlier than everyone else. This is largely due to lack of access to groceries and medical care. Racist policies steal YEARS off of black lives.  Citation in the replies.

This is breaking me. Men are experiencing a mental health crisis in our nation, and seeing so many of my brothers willing, but financially unable to get the healthcare they need is painting a larger, darker picture.

Are you man enough to go to therapy?

Zionists are out here spiking babies like footballs and crying about antisemitism. Zionism IS antisemitism.

Who has two thumbs and his HPV vaccination?? This guy. Fellas, we can help reduce the risk of transmission Human Papillomavirus by taking just a little time out of our day and taking a little painless shot for the team. Man up, take your shot.

Andrew Tate is a child’s idea of a man. Elon Musk is a dullard’s idea of a genius. Donald Trump is failure’s idea of success.

#Nezza is the most interesting thing to happen in baseball since that one guy accidentally exploded a pigeon with a fastball.

I’d rather save two immigrant children than one American child. If you place more value on a child’s nationality than a child’s life, you have become cruel to the point of uselessness.

Rare shot from my “Shirtless Bear Fighter” photoshoot. The abs was really abbin’ that day.

I’m just going to get louder and meaner about trans rights until I don’t have to anymore. That’s how this goes. That’s how this is going to end. Trans rights, now and forever.

My wife, seeing a thin, 6’5” Guy: He’s taller than you!! 😑

Stephen Miller got into politics because he lacks the upper body strength to kidnap small girls.

The Republican four humors: Ivermectin Bleach Colloidal silver Raw milk

ACAB, fuck ICE, free Palestine