Hey how's everyone's world war 3 going?

What if we lived in a world where the perpetrators of dishonest smear campaigns against good people just STOPPED, owned up to it. Faced the just consequences for their actions. Did the self work to address whatever internal suffering that caused them to harm others. Became advocates for change.

OH at Ren Faire: “nobody even huzzahs anymore”

Can you beleeeeee this cast? THIS THURSDAY LIVE!! @voiceofobrien.bsky.social @thatbronzegirl.bsky.social @sweeetanj.bsky.social @rekha Shankar @omarnajam.bsky.social

DesiQuest.com - grab tix before we become sellouts- er i mean before they sell out!

Oh man I'm so stoked to play @daggerheartrpg.bsky.social for the first time live on stage with my DesiQuest fam. And-- peeps -- our surprise guest that we're about to announce IS INSANE. We're going to sell out, grab tix NOW. (live & livestream avail)

Displaced from the Eaton Fire update: after 5+ months of battling insurance, finally got transferred up to the Large Loss group today. Feels just like when you beat a hard level boss in Contra. New level, new boss to defeat. See? Video games DID prepare me for the real world MOM

So excited to post that I got to be on one of my most favorite podcasts HELLO FROM THE MAGIC TAVERN! Where I play an abomination created by the Gods to destroy a demon king, and I did, so now what? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Camping Trip Highlight: Tidepools Lowlight: mosquito bites Feeling Left w- Hopeful, rejuvenated, connected $250 Legoland Trip HL: Pretending to be Ninjas LL: Endless meltdowns Feeling Left w - Disgusted by humanity & consumerism, constipated $1500 It’s official: We’ve become damn dirty hippies

Ok if AI can help me find a clean public restroom at a gas station when I’m on the way to Legoland and my kid needs to poop but is also crying bc he wants to get there faster, I’ll submit to the robot overlords

I just washed my AirPods in the washing machine and they still work. I don’t know if I should be more impressed that the pods still work or more worried that my washing machine doesn’t.

I keep a perfect sculpt of my face in a safety deposit box for my wife in case I die, so that she can still open my iPhone.

Watching the WiFi router reboot is the new watched pot never boils

Wait, you're going to trust this guy?

Last day to get in on the Kickstarter and get these incredible rewards. Almost at 200K! LETS GO!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rek...

Is today the day we hit 100 K?! We’re so close. Can you help us get over the top? www.kickstarter.com/projects/rek...

It’s happening!! I’m directing a movie! Well, pending YOUR greenlight… www.kickstarter.com/projects/rek...

Are you kidding me? I just guilted @felicia.day into joining this show next Tue & she said yes!! SUCKER!!! Nat 20 on persuasion check. Truth be told CANNOT WAIT to improv w my pal- it’s the best. now I’m 2% less nervous to improv w @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social www.squadup.com/events/rekha...

You ever have a “look at your 5yo son and go oh god I’m raising my dad and then you have a call with your father in law and go oh god I’m raising both of my dads” kinda morning?

Doing my first improv show since being displaced by the fires. I'm going to try super hard not to just do riffs on how much insurance sucks. Join me, my co art lover Rekha Shankar, an amazing cast and special guest MIKE CHESLIK the director of Hundreds of Beavers! ucbcomedy.com/show/art-beg...

Weird way for Dallas to find out that their GM is a Lakers fan

Coming back very slowly to online life. We’re safe. Still evacuated. Home is ok. Friends are scattered, homes lost: Our beautiful Altadena community is devastated. Heartbroken. Any know any good playlists to apply to disaster relief to?

My favorite thing I’ve read in the fine print of a pharmaceutical TV ad: “the exact reason that Meibo works is unknown” We’re doing great y’all! Happy New Year!

My partner makes a mean charcuterie and cheese board, by which I mean it will absolute insult the way you chew as you eat it. It’ll be all “try the St Augur with the prosciutto and a drizzle of honey, cow jaw!” Very hurtful and accurate

Kinda crazy that it only takes 8 days of Christmas before your true love wants to open up the relationship.

You guys I plugged in PAX unplugged. What now? Come to the Himbos show at 10pm. Stream it on Twitch.tv/pax2

Just landed in Philly for #PAXUnplugged and I can very much tell my driver is dying to ask if I’m Indian and showing tremendous restraint.

I may be the smallest Himbo but I’m also the hairiest

I wonder how many people have written million dollar checks to themselves for 10 years into the future that they HAVENT been able to cash. Do they just frame them as a sign of their failure? Anyway, happy Thursday y’all! I’m headed to the airport! #PAXUnplugged I’m coming in HOT

There. Are you happy?

I’m on here now. So, you can all relax finally.

Hey all! Look another place to write nonsense! We’re saved!