Happy Valentine. Don't be like Dumma and have the courage to say "I love you" to your loved ones 😘

scientists have discovered A Creature

Happy Valentines Day!

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

california dream girls

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Normal people: *puts a link to their Bluesky on their website* Me: *spends days parsing the Bluesky API and recreating the Tweetbot UI from 2012* Why am I like this fenny.zone

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

Microwaving coffee to warm it up changes its molecular structure, creating "coffee 2", which scientists do not yet understand

My potions are too strong for you, traveler...

Anyone know if Death Stranding is on sale

Watching Fallout with @toddrick.gay but saying "case files" every time Kyle MacLachlan comes on screen

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

Oh thank god, I can still get help with my copy of iWeb '09 https://www.apple.com/welcomescreen/ilife/iweb-3/

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

Made panettone today!

hi can i have ur cigarette

Whoa, Costco got the Southwest hookup

Very normal raccoon man

hey just in case you haven't seen baby minecraft fox

Piece for @kiskaearte.bsky.social !!

Lovely art of my lovely Luxray, by the lovely @raiyk.bsky.social :3

I feel seen

goat...

aura brews pixel art for a fanfic i'm currently writing ✨

If more people learned this about media and kink, I think the world would be a happier place.

goat...

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

It has been [0] days since I tried to drink from the candle on my desk

thinking about the nintendo 3DS arcade rabbit twink. that bitch is how i imagine living in your 20s with no mental illnesses must be like

my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.

New con badge design!!!! Thank you @garnetto.com for your amazing work 🙏

being able to depend on yourself to figure shit out is the most valuable skill you can have as an adult. no one is born knowing everything, but if have the ability to do research, and the willingness to approach your problems with an "I can figure this out" attitude, you'll never feel helpless

Had a dream last night about rearranging the contents of our freezer. Getting old sucks

This also applies to "upskilling". If I hear "force multiplier" one more time I'm going to shit

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

If I hear the term "level up" in a corporate context one more time I'm going to puke

I’ve been knitting fursona themed hats recently. If I did like commissions for them is that something people would be interested in? Say like $60-70 plus shipping? 🐻🤷🏻‍♂️

they are very small and they're having an urgent meeting about it

Coding by candlelight, the vibes are impeccable (forgive my desk being a mess)

happy place :3 Genuinely one of my favorite pieces I’ve ever gotten. The daydreams and fantasies it’s inspired in me have brought so much comfort over the past few years. Art by @temiree.bsky.social 🧡

Testing the Waters

Psychologically torturing myself by listening to Uncomfortably Numb by American Football 100 times in a row

Do you like taking unscientific personality tests? I have developed one that will definitely tell you something about yourself. Guaranteed free of malware! Extremely shareable results!! It’s free and online!!!! wuffs.org/quiz/

commission for @sheply.com

Tired of this guy? Get Better Bluesky and reclaim those precious vertical pixels! (and it'll make the site look nicer too I guess) (and you can keep the bar if you really want) userstyles.world/style/11956/