This is the hero we need, and also all need to be.

Jeffrey Epstein's December 20, 2016 email to Bill Gates: "come to visit the island. new administration people visiting." What was the upcoming administration in December2016? Oh!

Shameful shit!!!! Shame each and everyone of them!!!! #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Me: Sorry, Riley, we ran out of treats. Riley: The Dow is over 50,000! Now give me my damn treats!

🤣 Pam Bondi as a waitress. 🤣 👇👍

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

I just saw a Jeep commercial that took a shot at the wealthy. I don’t care why they did it; it sends a message. #eattherich

So… the Tigers pissed off the best pitcher in the league (Skubal) just to bring in a higher paid left-hander and Verlander, who will be on his 21st season. This doesn’t seem wise. Also, nostalgia is great, but it doesn’t win championships.

Tell me about your dedication to reading. For example, I read while emptying the dishwasher and folding laundry, lol. When I was a kid, I used to daydream about someone inventing a way for me to read while showering—because otherwise, it just feel like wasted time, lol. #booksky

Timeline cleanse for everyone! Also, don’t tell him I posted a picture of his belly, lol. Check out his arm whisker! #blackcat #catsofbluesky

I’m watching an old Looney Tunes cartoon and Sylvester is “a damn yankee,” while Tweety is fighting for the South. Sylvester caught Tweety and got an award for it. The North almost executed Tweety by multiple guns, but decided to shoot Sylvester instead. WTF did I just see?

Since when has earning only $7.1 million on a $40 million movie been considered a good thing? We all see what the media is trying to do, and it’s not working.

This is big news. It’s believed to be the first time a law enforcement officer has intervened to protect a citizen. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Nuff said #fuckice #hellboy #comicart

Just sitting here working and realized my next-door neighbor is having sex. Good for him! He could turn it down a bit, though, lol.

A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot. "They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets." "They had the professional demeanor of criminals." ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social

What cost-saving measures did your parents use that you thought were normal until you grew up? For me, it was having corn, mashed potatoes, and a slice of bread for dinner. I loved it and didn’t know we were just too poor to put together a better meal.

The most frustrating part of everything T is doing is that he’s not likely to be found fit to stand trial, yet he’s somehow fit enough to lead the U.S. It’s absolute BS. The entire regime MUST be brought to justice.

BREAKING: 1 person is in critical condition after being shot by Border Patrol in Arizona. The individual, who has not been identified, was shot in southern Pima County near milepost 15 of West Arivaca Road at around 7:30 a.m., according to a news release from the Santa Rita Fire District.

I heard a commercial talking about how “your next breakdown could happen anywhere,” and i automatically assumed it was about mental health. Because right now, it feels like we’re all on the edge of a breakdown. They were talking about cars, lol.

BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

tRUMPSTEIN IS DESTROYING OUR CONSTITUTION!! 1st Amendment: GONE Right to Assemble Freedom of Religion Freedom of Speech Freedom of the Press Right to Petition 2nd Amendment: GONE Right to Keep & Bear Arms 4th Amendment: GONE Unreasonable Searches & Seizures

I just woke up from a nap and saw this. Oh how I busted out laughing. The leopards eating faces party is now eating its own. Hope you like the idea of rotting in prison, Noem.

Dear Fellow Authors: After everything that’s happened in America, can we all agree to stop using the force’s ’one good detective’ as the hero? I was already getting tired of the police hero worship, but now I don’t think I’ll ever read a cop story again. Use a PI or outside contractor, at least.

I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

What it feels like to live in America and believe ALL people should have basic human rights.

“Usually they say, ‘He’s a horrible dictator-type person,’ I’m a dictator,” Trump continued. “But sometimes you need a dictator!” Anyone still want to say we’re overreacting? www.yahoo.com/news/article...

As soon as I saw that Ted Cruz was trending, my first thought was that he must be fleeing the state before a snowstorm again. And I was right, lol. He’s so predictable, and yet somehow, he keeps getting elected.

I’ve got an old Archie cartoon on for my cat. It just had a scene where Jughead feeds half his burger into a ship. The way I felt mortally offended for him when I said, “Jughead would never!” As if he’d ever give away part of his food, lol.

Yet another example of the leopards eating faces. Also, get the eff out of here with your LGBTQ+ hatred.

Cops protect their own. Could this lead to a showdown between ICE and the police? www.msn.com/en-ca/news/w...

I see the party of leopards eating faces is continuing.

This did not go as I expected. @musicologyduck.bsky.social (and the rest of the passengers) was straight up kidnapped for a while by a bus driver. This story is absolutely wild. And here I was hoping this was metaphorical and about the U.S. But nope, it’s just more madness.

It feels like -12 outside, so Riley is cuddled up beneath the covers while hugging his bloody knife toy. You know, like you do, lol.

Yet according to Noem, no one should mention Jonathan Ross’ name. Also, if you’ve got a decent employer and neighborhood, this idea won’t harm you. It might even put you in a stronger position. Keep fighting against the tyranny of ICE.

One little problem with this, Miller. People at war stand down and surrender, not police officers. So, I take it he’s admitting that ICE is at war with the country?

Checking in to see how white male conservatives are doing and JFC. Kill it with fire.

Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.

The blind cat in The Long Walk was my favorite part of the movie. They were so adorable!

Is administration is full of ignorant liars.

there are only about 20,000 ICE agents in the country and most of them can't fight, aim, or handle light criticism without crashing out. there are hundreds of millions of us. those odds are in our favor if we keep fighting.

Why does typing gestapo.us bounce to ICE’s official homepage? I want this to be a sign of good trouble, but it also could be a tacit sign from the government that they’re totally cool with running a Gestapo group.

Another day, another war crime.

This is the video they think exonerates them? They’re truly insane.

ICE killed a Black man, Keith Porter, 7 days before Renee Good, and I hadn't heard about it until today. His vigils went unnoticed. His life came and gone and America forgot to blink. Two Americas.

Does anyone else think it’s bitterly ironic that conservatives claimed the Civil War was about ‘state rights,’ and yet the T regime tramples on state rights daily as they cheer?

It’s kind of amazing (in a bad way) that ICE shot two more people in Portland today and it’s not even a trending topic.

Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.

This seems significant: not a FORMER DHS official, but a SENIOR (current) one saying the officer who fired acted counter to training. This is not an admin that admits mistakes. And they are hanging this guy out to dry on Day One. I think they know this is bad. Really bad.