I am once again telling you that democrats support the fascist project

I don’t blame some people for responding to this with observations that some 20 year olds like listening to almost 50 year old music on antiques but I absolutely do blame dipshits making an argument out of it like it’s some sort of devastating rebuttal and not missing the critique entirely

Incredibly lame that Supergirl has a Walkman and the teaser is already blasting 80s music. At least Starlord was fucking born in the 1980s. Now we’ve got a contemporary 20-something woman with nostalgia for something more appropriate for - say - a 59-year old man. Gen X shit forever lol

James Gunn has made more movies where a superhero imprints on a particular era of music than Scorsese has made mob movies at this point.

Centrists: you leftists idiots. you [slur]s. you don't even really care about helping people. you're basically maga Centrists: we couldn't say genocide was bad because our friend meghan mccain might have gotten upset :(

MCU stans say shit like 'Oh you film snobs want the MCU to fail? You want thousands of people to be jobless do you?' and besides betraying a complete ignorance of how the film industry works stories like this show big corporations aren't your friend and aren't creative's friends either.

It rules that the realistic choices here were that the next installment in the “Casablanca franchise” is either on Netflix or released by Paramount except it’s all about how much Rick Blaine loves Israel and the IDF specifically

Hope everyone is ready for HBO to start taking orders from Netflix execs to make their prestige dramas second screen friendly, so people can follow along while they’re scrolling their phone while cooking

Star Trek is when one guy has a bumpy forehead.

3 years ago the Willow series premiered, a beloved TV show by both critics and audiences. It is now lost media.

Palpatine is sitting around being dead after falling down a pit and exploding, just seething and malding at being dead, and then he decided to return from the dead, because he couldn’t cope. Incredible take

They can spend $489.9 million on Rise of Skywalker, but can't afford to pay someone a livable wage

They’re such miserable cheapskates man. It’s so embarrassing

Look, I'm genuinely sorry for the Graham Linehan posts. I really am. But this is just too fucking astonishing not to share. The last paragraph of an Observer interview with him. Absolutely beyond parody. He's gone. He's absolutely fucking gone.

That awful contrapoints meme is actually true but not of the left but of liberals, liberal 'left', and centrists. They are the ones who don't want (*to use* their) power but always want to endlessly critique their critics. Bourgeois parliamentarians don't give a fuck about you.

What a dunce argument. Doesn’t engage with what Gilroy is actually saying about this decision and why they didnt make it in Rebels even *tangentially*

People who have watched movies at Reading Auburn, anyone else wonder what the hell is going on with the vibe in this local ad

Imagine being this much of a corporate lickspittle. *who* is harmed by fans fighting for art they want to get made? The feelings of fucking Bob Iger and Alan Bergman? Absolutely deranged Disney corporation fanboys

Reading an interview (spoilers are noted) with the new Naked Gun's director, Akiva Schaffer, and I LOVE this paragraph calling out the problem with the repetitive nature of "legacy sequels" (*COUGH*theforceawakens*COUGH*): www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Don’t make them watch RLMs Avatar review where they piss and shit themselves about the anti-US military messaging and go on about how the U.S. doesn’t owe Indigenous Americans reparations

Fans extend every excuse they can for this and all the other racist humor and rape jokes that is used in these and their other videos in order to avoid admitting that they the points they recite are from somebody who thinks Samuel Jackson should only be cast as an angry black man.

The Plinkett reviews contain an extended sequence where Mike Stoklassa argues that black people don't watch Star Wars, Billy Dee Williams and Samuel Jackson were basically diversity hires, and has some real classy jokes about black people stealing his TV.

People who keep saying THE PHANTOM MENACE sucks will go to such insane lengths without analyzing further to the point where they've gotten to complaining about a simple shot of Liam Neeson swimming.

Say what you want about that mass murderer, at least he put effort into justifying mass murder. The Orange Guy isnt even giving us a compelling lie!

i am surprised disney is not running a counter narrative in the trades, but perhaps this is the perk of building a package around mr. movies himself steven soderbergh. run attacks on him and you'll look like even more of a laughing stock.

It's not enough that leftists who refused to be complicit in a genocide are to blame for Trump's second win -- it's also because people thought Ant-Man 3 was a bad movie

That's the wild part is I don't think anyone has actually blamed this on Jon Favreau. Nobody reasonable thinks Disney and LucasFilm were somehow in an either/or situation that Jon Favreau somehow influenced? We just think the one that was actually greenlit looks like shit

It was a TV season that got turned into a movie at the last moment by Bob Iger. The first trailer released makes it visually indistinguishable from the streaming show. It is for all intents and purposes a TV movie that happens to get a theatrical release. It’s a slight because we have standards.

Me when I demand Mandalorian & Grogu be cancelled and The Hunt for Ben Solo be greenlit

Remember when they said Mandalorian & Grogu - the worst movie name in the history of franchise filmmaking - was just a placeholder

Like someone just said at the other place - they don’t actually understand that disney+ gruel doesn't hold the same weight as a real movie. There’s very little hype for 2 more hours of a streaming show, sorry! Most obvious thing in the world but it escapes them

Its ok, I still love you

At some point Disney is gonna emit some sewage to indemnify themselves. But they’re very bad at it. Prepare for some Snow White level shit

Not enough focus on the commentary in this article that the “narrative continuity” reason Iger and Bergman gave is seen as bullshit - because of course it is. This is internal Disney succession politics - some sort of power play to make Bergman look like a big man. Insane shit. But it’s backfired

No offence to the “why not both” crowd but remember when the Mando trailer came out and all the disocurse was about how it looked like shit? More positive online buzz about a cancelled project is levels of Disney incompetence previously deemed only theoretical by top scientists

he is brought back via the Will of the Force, because even the Force thought TROS was bullshit alternatively they have to steal a ship to go to Planet Genesis to search for Ben Solo's lifeform reading

Bring back the TIE silencer! 😁 The Last Jedi (2017): Art by James Clyne

Oh damn the guys in charge of Disney these days don't understand interesting material with an actual creative vision behind it.

he literally teleports during the movie he dies in, more than once. he teleported away it's that easy holy shit.

It is impossible to overstate how terrible Disney’s decision making is. You have an Adam Driver / Soderbergh project being handed to you and you give some dork ass reason to turn it down lol - and your last movie you brought back a guy who exploded

Disney turning down Steven Soderbergh in favor of Shawn Levy should tell you exactly where the company's artistic integrity lies

Looks more like Transformers One to me doc

The studios stopped hiring Drew Struzan for their movie posters. Guillermo Del Toro famously wanted him for the second Hellboy movie and the studio rejected it so GDT paid him out of his own pocket, as the legend goes. RIP to a generational talent.

Making up bullshit about leftists to get mad at while literal nazis seize power is a time honored liberal pastime

My wife was half watching Trek 2009 today and while I’m milling around getting dinner ready I was reminded every time I walked past the tv that it’s one of the most moronic stories ever told. Insane that this thing is what got JJ Star Wars. Episode 7 didn’t stand a chance

In Superman Lex kills a guy - Malik Ali - in front of Supes. Ali’s near final words? He’s honored Superman ate falafel from his food cart. Screenwriting that feels like a shitpost. The movie is full of this woeful dross

Having now watched Gunn’s Superman it’s insane anyone thought this movie was gonna make “a gazillion dollars”. Mediocre, ugly, overstuffed and tedious, it’s a miracle it made as much as it did. Heck everyone says it and it’s true - Thunderbolts was actually really good and way better than this POS

I was telling a friend not too long ago that one of the nice things about Bond is there has almost never been any whiny pearl clutching in the fandom over Bond being violent like we've had with other pop culture characters like Optimus Prime or Superman. Looks like that might be coming to an end...

you really couldn’t make a funnier social media site if you tried

You won’t need to, it’ll be designed 6 months later in post and awkwardly composited onto you with especially shitty CGI