Dear fragile MAGA males,

If you don’t feel like voting, try this trick: vote thinking of one person, maybe someone you know, in a foreign country who can’t vote. Who doesn’t have the PRIVILEGE of voting. Which candidate would THEY prefer? Who is going to build a better world for THEM? Vote because you can & they can’t

Trump: "We have a man who is doing a great job. I knew it! Because he kept me out of jail for years. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. He kept me out of jail."

This shit would embarrass North Korea. Imagine dick riding anyone this hard, especially a dude that doesn’t give a single solitary fuck about you

DOJ has subpoenaed WSJ for its sources on the story about the warnings Dan Caine gave Trump before he ignored all those warnings and started a war anyway. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

I’m just now sitting down after a fantastically full Mother’s Day with the kids. The same kids the MAGA shidiot incel trolls routinely insist I’ve somehow had “taken away” from me despite the inconvenient for them reality that they’re with me pretty much constantly. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Buckle up, folks. This likely means they expect prices to get much worse. Also: it would add an estimated $2.5 billion to the national debt every month.

🚨BREAKING: Montana Court BLOCKS law reducing the window to register and vote in one trip to the polls on Election Day from thirteen hours to just five hours. Another victory for Elias Law Group, its clients and Montana voters. www.democracydocket.com/cases/montan...

Wait'll he hears about Obama Derangement Syndrome, something he suffers from.

And an even louder “fuck you” to any human (left/right/moderate/unicorn/etc) that voted for him after 2016 and continues to support him.

Trying to find a single example of MAGA screeching about the Logan Act when Biden was in office and Trump was in Israel, taking to Putin on the phone, or hosting dictators at Mar a Lago. Can’t seem to find one. Weird.

“The biggest story in the country right now is the failing health of the President of the United States - not just his mental impairment, narcissistic personality and decades of substance abuse, but his rapidly deteriorating, physical health.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

Black Excellence = 65 College Acceptance Letters Lamont Newell, 17-year-old valedictorian from South LA with a 4.4. GPA that has received 65 college acceptance letters and plans to attend Columbia University to study industrial engineering #blackexcellence #blackboys #BlackSky #ReeseWaters

I defeated Trump and his allies more than 60 times in court when he tried to steal the 2020 election. When Trump sued me for RICO in 2022, I didn't settle. I fought and won. He and the GOP hate me because I fight. They fear me because I win.

Wishing ALL moms around the world a #HappyMothersDay, & especially to the love of my life: Marilou York. Easily "the best decision I ever made." ❤️ 🙏 from Nathan, Griffin, Chelsea & me

Hassett lies his ass off: "Almost all of the job creation that happened under President Biden was the employment of illegal aliens"

"Very sad when they take football away from many many people." Now do health insurance, asshole.

"Planned for decades?" Did he plan for the Strait of Hormuz to be shut down in this decades-old plan?

"The Trump administration has laid off thousands of CDC scientists and public health professionals, including members of the agency’s ship sanitation program..." www.huffpost.com/entry/expert...

Facebook U. School of Oncology has entered the chat, and it makes me long for the days when RFK Jr was hawking supplements because no one would give him a job instead of being in charge of the nation's health and well-being.

"If you can't draw the line at genocide, you probably can't draw the line at democracy." Ta-Nehisi Coates

Hantavirus sounds like something we sign up for to do good like “adopt a tree” but they also make it fun for you for you, like Halloween, to show gratitude for your ghost services. Just what it “sounds” like 🤷‍♀️

How can he possibly stay safe without a ballroom?

Gas prices: record seasonal high Beef prices: record high Farmers: bankruptcies up 46%, can’t get fertilizer Foreclosure rates: 6 year high Epstein pedos: still being protected MAGA: at least we owns the libs.

How these women betray their daughters and granddaughter by worshipping at the fetid feet of this abusing pedophile. #Sheshed

Powerful message from Bruce Lindner , thank you

Televangelist crook. "There's no business like god business Like no business I know Everything about it is revealing Everything I make is my good luck Nowhere could you get that happy feeling When you are stealing The crowd's last buck." 🎶

Trump’s approval rating is 32%. Still way too high. Why are so many Americans still okay with having their money stolen a billion different ways so an 80-year-old pedophile can put it into his secret bank account in Qatar? Are they stupid?

Because of course he did. newrepublic.com/post/210174/...

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #Pride #LGBTQIA

So yesterday, the president's allies unveiled a 22-foot-tall golden statue of him that they prayed around, and then the president confused Iran and Iraq, seemed clueless about his FDA commissioner getting fired, and called a reporter a bitch? Cool. Cool cool cool.

Damn sister, you might want to put some ice on that burn. (Plot twist, 'Kimmie' is a 42-year-old man posting from Mumbai.)

”It should be for everyone.” I so agree with my friend below. Wake up people , evil is crawling out from under it’s rock ! It never left us, it’s been here all along.

Zelensky has issued a presidential decree “allowing” Russia to hold its annual Victory Day parade in Moscow. The decree provides exact coordinates of the Red Square that shall be excluded from the list of Ukrainian strike targets. Phenomenal power play.

Trump’s “made in America” smart phone isn’t going to be made in America. It might not ever be made at all. And they aren’t offering refunds. Go figure. I love this for all the idiots that preordered one.

Based on this Virginia ruling, the Tennessee and Florida maps should both also be shot down. If not, Virginia should just pull a Tennessee and change the rules to ram it though the legislature. 🤷‍♂️

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Photo by @nicolehester.bsky.social for The Tennesseean www.tennessean.com/picture-gall...

this photo is going to be in a history book someday and I suspect only one of them knows it

Someone needs to tell that's Temu and Shein Nero in the WH that's absolute power even imagined corrupts absolutely and Nero didn't end too well.

For his entire life, every word out of his mouth has been a lie. And the media stopped caring a long time ago that he lies as he breathes. Hopefully one day soon the American people will say they’re tired of being lied to every single day.

Todd Blanche proves Jack Smith's point! Let's discuss, live on Substack at 8:30 pm ET. open.substack.com/live-stream/...

State supreme court justices play a critical role in defending your rights and freedoms, which is why the election happening in Georgia right now is so important. Make sure you have a plan to vote for Jen Jordan and Miracle Rankin.

These deaths are on him as well as the parents he has misled.

Looks like MBS and Trump broke up. Seems like it started back when the Saudis pulled out of LIV Golf. Now I’m curious what happens with the Saudi’s $2B investment in Kushner. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

This is crazy work by Alabama Republicans… As the Alabama Senate was being forced into the basement while tornado sirens were going off, the Republican supermajority kept moving, rammed through a cloture vote on redistricting, passed the bill, and adjourned. [video by Sen Merika Coleman]

The better sign this deal within a week or he’s really gonna get mad and give them another month

Time for another cognitive test for grandpa.

Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think the President of the United States should be surrounded by pathological liars who spent a lot of time on a billionaire’s pedo island.