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He's a year younger than I am and talks like he's 75. Jebus.

Not a backup account, dipshit scammer. @gregdoucette1.bsky.social

Nothing like applying for that "break glass in case of emergency" Credit Union loan for the first time in a 24-year Federal career because neither of us is likely getting paid for PP 20. #shutdown www.ussfcu.org is awesome.

Giancarlo Esposito

"But guys I'm one of the good ones, not like the other ones"

One great thing I will say about living in MD is that our taxes fund MSP medevacs which are free. A person was struck (Pri. 1, Cat. A) just outside of our little community at 1:03pm, helicopter landed at 1:24, and they will be at University of Maryland Shock Trauma in Baltimore before 2.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Breach Party

short thread on the Homeland Security Twitter’s use of literal fascist, accelerationist, and Neo-Nazi Telegram propaganda, aesthetics, and memes — incoming

Lets. Go. Guardos. x.com/SlangsOnSpor...

Then I break the nerd's glasses.

Dr. Roger Marshall, board-certified OB/GYN

This lack of critical thinking in the "Vote Blue No Matter Who" movement is ridiculous. This post is not "intolerant" and these are the same tactics that led us to the current situation.

Dipshit liar hides behind a reply/repost block due to getting called out for his lying. bsky.app/profile/thom...

Is it a chump or a combat jump?

Challenge: post your last photo taken in D.C. to show what a hell hole it is ( from the roof of my agency)

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

Fred Guinness and the Dark Records: @cbbworld.bsky.social; @pftompkins.bsky.social

Tom Hamilton has the best home run call in baseball. www.nytimes.com/athletic/650...

Forty-two years prescient. The president didn't smoke cigars Anyone he does not like (he shoots or put behind bars) www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJju...

Too many people in DC are the woman in the song and they never get it. Also, I'm three years younger than Jarvis Cocker and this song came out three decades ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC42...

Why restrict replies then? As a parent of a trans kid, a relatively well-adjusted one even before they told us, I was constantly worried about suicide. THEY. WERE. NOT. MENTALLY. WELL. It is, indeed, a death sentence. Now in the third year of HRT, I am no longer worried.

I could honestly never tell if people at my agency on the night shift with me were decompensating.

Pedants: actually, AI doesn't use that much water compared to farming Wise people: literally a single drop of water spent on the Plagiarism Machine That Lies is one drop too many

#MusicSky #MayTheFourth

New ICE Agent Establishes Dominance By Beating Up Biggest Child Prisoner On First Day theonion.com/new-ice...

We used to be a proper government agency. Even in my first tour here ('02-'07) we had a functional cafeteria instead of a self-serve vending area.

It's time for a reprise of the Avignon Papacy.

Great job, Senators with @schumer.senate.gov as the incompetent in charge.

Risky or Not, @bugcounter.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/josh...

Very sad to see the poet and general sharp observer of life Pat Ingoldsby has died. So, as he prepared for this event, here's to Pat. 🥃

Musk and Trump are engaged in a vicious witch hunt against women and people of color in the military and civil service: the former Coast Guard chief was just evicted from her home with 3 hours notice. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

my friend just texted me this lmaoooo

Midair collision near Reagan National.

On the anniversary of the great "large boulder the size of a small boulder" post, I was wondering if any linguists have written about this?

If you went to college 1. what was your career goal when you started? 2. your initial major? 3. if you changed majors, what did you change to? 4. what do you do now, professionally 1. Radio play-by-play 2. Radio/TV broadcasting 3. Pre-Med (Eng/Hist maj, Bio/Chem min) 4. Editor

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#RIPBigChuck Thanks for all the amazing memories. Will miss this true Cleveland Legend.

The MAC Championship trophy and Cure Bowl trophy. #Bobcats

Reported ya screenshot Matt @crimeaday.bsky.social

Represented at the Government Publishing Office by the CWA (formerly International Typographical Union).

All I'm saying is ain't no one hunting this man down. And I guarantee you he's not starving. You can be a CEO and still be wealthy and not fuck your customers over for a few extra nickels in the pockets of your investors.

What conference is it that still has three teams in the CF playoffs?