You've heard of the Blowjob Brothers, now introducing the... Context: Looked up Ron Perlman's imdb page after discussing the Killdo episode of 1,000 Way to Die with my roommate.

Well, well, well if it isn't the Slowjob brothers

To save space, the eyes on the Thwomp's face texture in Super Mario Galaxy are, in a manner both inventive and disconcerting, stored inside his mouth.

Good eveing folks and welcome to Twilight Town Action News. Yesterday many residents were shocked to hear that Le Grand Bistrot was shut down by city health officals. Not because the head chef is a rattus rattus mind you but because of how ingredients have been procured for the illustrious eatery.

I don’t think this is the flex he thinks it is when other companies don’t have any slots left for hiring after he’s fired a thousand people trying to chase Steam. They were your best developers and you still fired them. In this economy.

Kevin the dog picking out a toy: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected...

In the next Kingdom Hearts I want Sora to explore Square Enix inspired worlds and finally get the chance to see his deadbeat Dad for the first time.

I fear we’re gonna get a lot of mileage out of this Barret meme.

someone on twitter posted this video of high level Trauma Center 2 gameplay and like. god i love specialized hardware. this is what i love the medium for. the DS is so fucking cool

Know as a whole Kingdom Hearts is a lot more of a forgiving series than Devil May Cry but God going from Critical mode to level one Proud mode in Kingdom Hearts 3 feels like playing hard mode in DMC after repeatedly dying in Hell or Hell mode. A magnitude easier and less frustrating.

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

Peter Parker is from Queens. Miles Morales is from Brooklyn. So what if there was a Spider-Man for each of the other New York City boroughs? Hi. I’m Geoff Johns,

ivy #pokemon #art

Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth (PS5) $16 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/6k7i50Y8fxz #ad PS Plus Extra on PSN. http://ow.ly/lXZ830solcM

$.99 for one of the best games ever? Seems like an easy choice.

Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire for the GBA was released on this day in North America, 23 years ago (2003) #retro #art #gaming #Pokemon

🎱⚖️💥🔒

My Ides of March fun fact is that the place where Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary, and I think it’s beautiful that creatures with tiny knives on their feet live there

Raz is just a little boy. A little boy who's relieving the trauma of the adults around him, while also maybe gaining some of his own. #Psychonauts

no notes

As a bit of a palette cleanser between Kingdom Hearts DDD and Kingdom Hearts 3 I decided to play through Sly and the Thievous Racoonous with my wife. Definitely one of those games that is always a pleasure to visit every couple of years. Always forget how short it is though :P #dax2026games

Raiden | Metal Gear Solid 2 Skeb

I finished Metaphor and omg- I love the characters so much;;;; o(T□T)o #MetaphorReFantazio

As somebody who could never really get into the original Donkey Kong trilogy (played/finished DKC: Returns on Wii tho), I wasn't sure if I would enjoy Windswept or not. However I'm glad I took a chance on it. Have had a delightful experience with the game so far. Plus look at the cute protagonists!

ISAT is only worth a SEVEN on the wokeometer scale?????? im so sorry everyone. i have failed you

idk this website but this is so funny. ISAT is woke.... but like... its not preachy. so i guess its only worth a 7/10 woke score

This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

Good on you, Dan Green

It's painful at times to love games as a medium, and watch helplessly as absolute ghouls who run the industry dismember and eviscerate it

Elemental blessings for all this International Women’s Day ☀️

Doesn't seem that much has changed.

Ranger does NOT like the Squirmworm

Sonic X Shadow Generations (PS5) is $9.99 on Woot buff.ly/uQGNme2 Gaming deals buff.ly/yN5Lq4K #ad

While their utility in combat is advantageous to say the least (MVP so far)... ...God damn does the male Monk character portrait make them look like they are borderline anorexic (men can have eating disorders too). Wouldn't be surprised if he had a concave ass :p

While I overall enjoyed revisiting Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance, I'm looking forward to never having to 100% this game ever again. The special portals are driving me nuts right now... The final two are refusing to spawn for whatever reason in the Fantasia world (dropped 20-30x in a row too).

hey look an excuse

That one Diforland piece from a while ago

ff6

Watched Batman: Soul of the Dragon tonight after seeing a couple of clips for it show up in my YT algorithm. Honestly enjoyed the hell out of it. Not exactly a work of Shakespear but damn was it a lot of fun :) Might need to check enter Enter the Dragon sometime.

Repeating myself

Woot! Think I'm just about done with Pokemon Legends Z-A. When all was said and done think it took me 70 hours to complete the main story, all side missions and the Pokedex. While it would have been a blast to revisit more of Pokemon France, I enjoyed my time in Luminose City (Paris) overall :)

PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for March: PGA Tour 2K25, Monster Hunter Rise, Slime Rancher 2, The Elder Scrolls Online Collection: Gold Road. https://ow.ly/pbl150YlYPr