Idk what the point of making a masters of the universe movie in the 2020’s is when the youngest person excited for it is going to be 45 years old

The wrath of the WFAN callers alone are going to make Staten Island the epicenter of the heat-death of the universe if this happens

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple was so, so fucking good and I’m legit worried part 3 might not get made because the movie had such a poor opening weekend. I *need* to see this story through to the end lol

The reaches people go to to defend their decision to stay on the Nazi pedophile app lmfaoooo

Literally 1/4th of all NFL teams have a vacancy in their head coach positions lmao how the hell does anybody take this league seriously

The generation that spent the last 15 years endlessly bitching about participation trophies is really about to kick off world war 3 over a fucking participation trophy lol

I have to preface this with acknowledging that this is an Extremely Small Problem to have, but man, it sucks when an old favorite restaurant goes to shit. Might be a worse feeling than when a favorite closes lol, it is what it is!

Critics are hailing tonight’s game as the Least Heartbreaking Bills playoff loss in the Josh Allen era

Derek Jeter highlights hit like crack when you don’t got a bitch in your ear whining about dWAR

I am begging baseball fans to understand nuance. Cheap owners who constantly tank and hog prospects/shared revenue are very bad for baseball. What the Dodgers as an organization are doing is also very bad for baseball. Multiple things can be true at the same time!

What kind of animal smokes marijuana on Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dakoupil?!?

Congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers on cementing the 2027 MLB lockout

Does anybody have any idea when the English dub for the new Jujutsu Kaisen season is going to be released? I remember when season 2 aired they were a week behind but with episode 3 coming out today I’m still only seeing sub

These are a bunch of fat and psychotic unemployable losers not the guy from motherfucking Taken what the fuck are you taking about fucking idiot

It’s a start!

“Welcome to ‘Whiskey Friday,’ brought to you by Tears of The Left Bourbon. I’m Tony Dickpills, and my guest tonight is… [checks notes; visibly grimaces] …yet again, your friend and mine, Deuce Bigalo, Male Gigalo!”

They did something! They did something!

More like Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dickpill am I right lol

Just saw the newest teaser for live action One Piece season 2 and holy shit I’m legitimately surprised they are adapting the Unluckies. I was so confident they’d be cut. This is not a complaint on my end

Vaxxed?

She cooked his fucking ass lmao

Just finished and am thrilled to say that this was 1000% better than Red Rising. Brown really gets into the meat of the story he wants to tell and I cannot wait to pick up the final book of the trilogy. Big recommendation to anyone who enjoys a good “holy fucking shit” ending to their books

I legit have more respect for people who will just admit outright that they won’t leave Twitter because they are addicted to it

I have no doubt this movie will end up with an asinine length, but anybody who believes this post shouldn’t be allowed to access a phone or computer. The same exact “source” they are listing doesn’t even confirm this on their own website!!! How fucking stupid are you people?!?!?

There’s a sandwich on the menu at my local deli that looks so fucking delicious but I cannot order it on principle because it’s named after Kobe Bryant

This is the same lady who wrote the “um actually” article on children in Gaza starving to death that was so horrid and evil that she lost all of her friends and was disinvited from a wedding she was supposed to be a bridesmaid in and she crashed the fuck out on Twitter over how not mad she was lol

I love Cody Bellinger and really want him to stay in the Bronx, but if it’s true his camp is looking for a 7-year deal with a minimum of over $30million AAV then he and Scott Boras can fuck right off

I know this is corny to say but this is the real America, man. This is what it’s all about. This is what those freaks are trying to destroy & we won’t let them

I want to punch him in the face so fucking badly. I want to punch him in the face so. fucking. badly.

It’ll be a small concession but I look forward to the day this little piggy finally eats a bullet when his painkiller addiction becomes too much and family court notifies him that they are garnishing even more of his wages

You are never, ever going to beat the Controlled Opposition allegations

“They’re doing ________ to distract us from _________” must hit so hard if you’re really fucking stupid

“One of the largest social media platforms in the world is generating never ending CSAM and the people who run it are actively refusing to do anything about it” should be such a major, major fucking story and scandal, man. There should be congressional hearings. People should be going to prison

Truly remarkable how fast the machine of fascism blew their wad with Charlie Kirk. Hard to make a martyr out of someone 90% of the general population had never heard of before being shot. Even harder when you can’t pull even a single quote from said martyr that isn’t just outright hate speech

Those glorious few hours where the rumor was going around some dude tased his balls to death…. Nobody can take that away from me

I don’t consider myself a Marvel hater, I really don’t. That being said, there really is just such a sad and desperate air to these teasers

Rougned Odor was far from a great by the time he came to the Bronx but god damn if I didn’t love him in that clubhouse. Always the first out of the dugout to celebrate his teammates. Truly a bright and positive spot in what was a pretty stinky 2021 season for the team

Charles Foster Kane’s lonely applause echoing through the AGDQ hall as his wife finishes the worst Sonic Adventure 2 speedrun in the history of the event

"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine

Having worked in the wine industry for several years now I can walk away with one crystal clear truth: the French are truly the rudest fucking people on the planet

This is how you all fucking sound and look with this talking point

I keep getting this graphic spammed to me on my instagram that goes along the lines of “YOU CAN CATCH UP WITH ONE PIECE BY THE TIME IT COMES BACK IF YOU TAKE THE CHALLENGE AND WATCH AT LEAST 10 EPISODES A DAY” and I just cannot stress enough: holy shit do not fucking that

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Death to every single US troop who sets foot on Venezuelan soil

I was hardly impressed by Red Rising, but I’ll take everyone’s word that the series really picks up steam starting with book 2. I am so ready to move on from the murder-school

Watching my Yanks beat those wretched Red Sox at home in the playoffs for the first time in over 20 years was something I really loved to see, I will say that much

“Let’s go to the calendar. It’s Calendar Time. Calendar time for Ella. Inauguration Day - there’s your name. There used to be your name. You don’t even fucking know what state you were born and raised in”

The dark tower of downtown Brooklyn is literally shrouded in fog lol

What is it with this habit of mine where I make such a big game plan about all the errands I’m going to do tomorrow only for the next day to WITHOUT FAIL to be like super cold and rainy and shitty lol

english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come