Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

Are you a business that's colluding with ICE? Caving to the biased attacks on DEI? Funding this administration for tax cuts? Guess what? #WeAintBuyingIt Nov 27–Dec 1, instead we are putting our money where are values are‼️

@what-eats-owls.bsky.social I also had a tuxedo boy named Mr Darcy who lived with me and who was gone too soon. 🖤

Rest in piss

I so want to be on Financial Audit with Caleb Hammer, but the reality is that my finances are good, so I either have to live with disappointment or get a personality transplant to become an irresponsible person.

To quote Lucy Darling, “oh noooo!”

Hey @rephuffman.bsky.social, Where are you going to be this Saturday?

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.” They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

Tom seems drunk. I know this isn’t a hot take or anything, but I feel like saying it anyway.

Never been happier to not be on Twitter

There it is. Elon Musk publicly admitting that he bought the 2024 election.

@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov @rephuffman.bsky.social

Big time fan and supporter of TeamUSA

That Kaarija x Baby Lasagne mashup was dope.

Czechia was robbed.

This is The Last Supper now.

I wish I never knew this.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but ChatGPT is not god. www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

May the 4th be with you

Remembering Adam Yauch aka MCA August 5, 1964 - May 4, 2012 Beastie Boys HD : Sabotage ( David Letterman ) - 1994 #hardcorepunk #hiphop #mca #adamyauch #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it

I’m doing a spring clean and unloading some books, if you might be interested. pangobooks.com/bookstore/pe...

Is seeing that senator go to El Salvador reminding anyone else of Jonestown?

Your Tax Day reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel hoax designed to enrich the wealthy and corporations while draining money for the middle class and the poor. Don't let billionaires fool you into thinking we shouldn't tax the rich.

Dammit! We could have had a record collector in the VP office!

Hot take. The only things more annoying than the band Rush are Rush fans. Ugh. Shut up. No one cares about Geddy Lee.

Microsoft has backed out of $1bn in data center plans in Ohio! It has begun! www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/micr...

Don’t eff with the planner gals. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/?? No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.

🔥 OBAMA: “IMAGINE IF I HAD DONE ANY OF THIS… I say this not on a partisan basis. This has to do with something more precious — who are we as a country, and what values do we stand for?” 🇺🇸

It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved. * very unconstitutional

SAVE THE PENGUINS. STOP TRUMP’S TARIFFS.

Thank you to whoever made this

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

As is so frequently the case, Ms. Crockett gets right to the point and says the thing that we are all thinking. PENGUINS!

I hope @booker.senate.gov knows that he just made me sob

Ugh, @schumer.senate.gov, remember when you folded? Retire already.

Booker should pee into an empty water bottle and talk about worker abuse at Amazon

Yes, @booker.senate.gov is still speaking. I’m not crying; you’re crying.

Yes, Cory Booker is still speaking.

Gorgeous