The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

my retirement plan? die.

Lestat says hi. 👋 #snake #pets #reptile #cute

Had enough points to get almost $13 off my cannabis. Christmas gonna be tolerable this year, lol. 🍃🩵

My 2026 wish is for Ville Valo to go on tour. Close enough I can drive. Solo or somehow HIM gets back together. I’ll take either. 🥺

It’s so pretty when it plays. 🩵🎶 #music #vinyl

Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago. His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship." He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

Today is my beautiful wife’s birthday. 🩵 I love you so much @fidgetbrain.bsky.social.

Is it a coincidence that AI fucking popped off this year (which uses insane amounts of water and pollution) and now it’s almost 60 degrees close to Christmas? Never experienced anything like this my entire life living in the Midwest.

I had a total hysterectomy due to endometriosis. I am no longer a woman. I am a void.

Vinyl haul today. 1/

Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!

Fat and happy. 🩵🐍

I love these snakes so much. 🥺🩵 Arthas got two because he’s a big boy (and refuses to eat anything bigger than below 🙄😂). Lestat got bull frog meat a few days ago.

Defrosting some mice in warm water for the snakes and the smell sometimes. Jfc... some batches have no smell. Others... I can't even describe. Doesn't even smell like death... just foul on another level.

New official render of Leon Kennedy 🔥❤️ #REBHFun #ResidentEvilRequiem #LeonKenmedy

Wifey and I ✨manifesting✨.

“I’m gonna do eye makeup and make myself feel good while I do errands.” *my eyes looking like I baked all morning and itchy af from the dry winter air.* 🫠

Hey guys, can I borrow $2,017.99 for this HIM vinyl? 😂😂💀

I got a free Rammstein sticker today so I think it’s a good day so far.

People have been driving insanely stupid lately. I have a bunch of errands to run & I am not looking forward to it. I'm talking people blocking intersections by the highway, merging into the same lane nearly crashing others, swerving into the barriers. Salt Lake Valley driving is not for the weak.

this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan

Me AF

Leon in Requiem looking like Mads Mikkelsen.

This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.

how it feels talking to someone who views every situation as a personal attack and lives in a constant state of victim hood

Me, having horrific anxiety all day to make this phone call: Them: Hello, can you please hold? Me: Of course.

It’s my boy, the worse kept secret. 🤫 😂 Seriously though, they did a terrible job with keeping it a surprise.

this holiday season, a reminder that cutting ties with people & “never forgiving & forgetting” is valid too 💗 Doesn’t make you bitter. Doesn’t make you someone who “holds grudges”.You’re not responsible for believing everyone can change, especially when being denied basic accountability & respect

the 1am vibes bc i can’t sleep

how it feels to endure and still be kind

Feeling my vegetarian-ness coming back and not wanting to eat the turkey I’m making for Christmas.

when your music is on shuffle and all the bangers line up one after the other

Rose always runs out of the coop every night and does her submissive crouch at whoever is locking them up. It’s so cute and quirky and precious. I love chickens so much. Every night. Never had a chicken do that. She has so much personality. 🩵

I’m obsessed with that guy who does the videos saying Taylor Swift is a covert narcissist on TikTok.

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Making cannabis salves today. Wish I had earlier because of my ankle. 😂🩵

something so special abt rediscovering music u used to love

I twisted my ankle … but I have to get the chocolate made so I can bag them with the gifts and mail them tomorrow. 😭 So wife got me set up to stand and cook. Two socks and an ice pack.

Cutie. 🩵🐍

GM 🩵✨

Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account...

Life is so beautiful when you have a new 🎆💗🫦🧚🏻‍♂️hyperfixation ✨🎀🌈🤸‍♂️

Morbid? Yes. Cathartic? Absolutely. This week I am buying some vodka and wine. These bottles can’t be opened until our abusers … um … log off the planet?