Goldie never sleeps laying down. I can’t tell if it’s personal choice or cause Rose keeps scooting under her.

Wifey and I ✨manifesting✨.

Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!

I had a total hysterectomy due to endometriosis. I am no longer a woman. I am a void.

Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago. His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship." He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

My new ick is moms calling in to schedule while shaving their legs 😫 the scruuuuutch scruuuuuutch sound almost ended me

Me every time my phone rings even though it’s my job and I’m paid to answer the little bitch

First posters for 'The Boys' final season Releasing in 2026

If you don't look back on your past self and cringe just a little, then you didn't grow as a person.

*interacts with people* *has to take a four hour nap*

Morbid? Yes. Cathartic? Absolutely. This week I am buying some vodka and wine. These bottles can’t be opened until our abusers … um … log off the planet?

This boy is too cute #ArthasTheHognose

Joining the Vinyl girlies club. Shit is awesome.

Ya girl can't afford a home IRL so I got one in World of Warcraft.

My girl is almost ilvl 740! Then people will let me join fking mythics lmao. #WorldofWarcraft #legionremix

Tomorrow is going to be hell. As soon as as 8am ticks over the phone is going to be back to back for 9hrs straight with everyone’s kids who are sick after thanks giving 😭 Send me tots and pears cause I’m gunna need them.

The face of a guilty chicken who just got busted pulling her sisters tail at 9:30pm instead of SLEEPING. Culprit: Cleopatra with the guilty look. Victim: Goldie with the big yellow behind

Rose letting us (loudly) know she hates this cold. It’s her first winter… she hasn’t experienced snow yet. 😬😂

Me every morning when I turn on the basking lights and see my baby. “Arthiss, my son…”

Finally getting some of that snow! First of the year.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: 1. Coyote 2. Bison 3. White Tail Deer 4. Red Fox 5. Bald eagle

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen 1. Gary Numan 2. Static-X 3. Ghost 4. Amon Amarth 5. Mudvayne

Here's mine XD

They are hate symbols, no matter what the Coast Guard puts in its revised regulations.

I’m hyped tbh

Gif that pops up when I type my name

#LestatDeLioncourt #TheVampireLestat #LouisDePointeDuLac #JacobAnderson #loustat #Claudia #BaileyBass #tvl #tvlamc #tvlcast #interviewwiththevampire #iwtv #iwtvamc #iwtvmemes #iwtvimmortalfamily #iwtvsky

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

I hate training new people. Nothing against them, new lady is lovely but omfg I can’t explain things to save my life and I feel bad she has to listen to me ramble.

Chugged a bottle of Dr.Pepper before bed, slept better then I have in weeks 🤣 maybe I need to drink coffee before bed? 🤔 #ADHDLife

Those old music compilation album commercials but it's just K.K. Slider.

When the human that is not your favorite mom had the audacity to hold you, so now you need to make sure they know you’re disgusted. Arthas has some damn LOOKS for me.

Goldie doing a fucking man spread wtf is this birb lmao

#LestatTheHognose relaxing after a hard day digging tunnels.

Poor Goldie has out done herself. Poor booty.

I PASSED MY DRIVERS TEST! Second try was a win lmao, so happy!

Failed my drivers test. Cried like a baby for a few hours. Got mad. Retesting tomorrow.

The accuracy. 😭😂

7 years married today. Love you so much @thetroglodyke.bsky.social. 🩷

He is cute.

He got caught in our chicken run hunting sparrows. Cut up his nose. So we gave him some antibiotic cream, shamed him a little and then let him go.

When an ADHDer listens to an audio book. 🤣

I got to meet #DavidTennant and #CatherineTate it was amazing. I sobbed the entire time talking to Catherine, she was so sweet and kind and let me ramble on about how much her character means to me. 😭 Moment I’ll never forget. #doctorwho #donnanoble #doctordonna #10thdoctor #whovian #FanX

Went to our vinyl store. First store since my surgery and I managed to stay on my feet the whole hour. Newest additions to the collection: Freddie Mercury, HIM, Yaz, Neon Trees. 🩷

Love my scaley son. #LestatTheHognose