Never played a Fable game but it looks clean AF

Okay that Xbox showcase had hands, my wallet is possibly gonna be on life support.

Hold the fuck up. Hi. I'm the fuck up. Hold me.

All dogs are good dogs.

Stuck at work but mentally I'm here 👇

It is Thursday! With the cold coming I'm very seriously hoping I can get out of work during the worst bits and just vibe... Stay warm and indoors everybody. Except for a certain 3 letter agency. They are respectfully encouraged to experience the cold for at least 10 minutes or more.

I literally wear things that jingle as an attempted warning of my approaching and it still doesn't completely work

The ocean is just mermaid bathwater

I love when someone gets all bent out of shape in the office. About how we made a bad choice for (thing) and it worked better before, and we should change it back. But there was no change. So I look at (thing). Turns out, it's broken. So we fix it. It's exactly the way it was before. Wow!

I put my blood, sweat, and tears into everything I do. I have been banned from the bake sale.

You're telling me Evil went through eight years of medical school to become a Resident?

Kirby has the best invincibility theme in gaming.

Beef posting

Happy Wednesday! We're halfway there, gamers! In other news Kirby and the Forgotten Land is easily the cutest game I've ever played. I love how expressive Kirby is

Just a reminder that.. You are absolutely awesome!! 😌🩷

Aight so I didn't get to play Kirby yesterday like I intended... so I'm doing it now. First time playing, might eat a car later, idk. Kirby and the Forgotten Lands (Switch 2 edition). www.twitch.tv/tyroworks

O, bundles of spaghetti in the snow, what wisdom do you hold? What is the answer to your riddle?

Regular reminder that surplus/rehabbed office furniture from a reputable brand will usually be cheaper, better quality, and better ergonomics than any gamer chair and a lot of generic "office" or "executive" chairs.

If I keep meme quoting the "I have nipples" line from Meet the Parents in casual conversation, I'm going to take a vow of silence. The line between shitposting and brain rotting is very thin

Sorry I blacked out for two hours playing A Game About Feeding a Black Hole

It's been 10,000 years

I love going through my Google ad profile to see what it knows about me and that the ad profile says it knows basically nothing aside from my age, gender, and language. Keep guessing, robots.

Good morning bsky! I've decided I'm going to finally pick up Kirby and the Forgotten World, I need some of that super tuff pink puff in my life.

There's no bigger pyramid scheme than "Please buy my class/book/program/seminar on how to make a successful business." It's just catfishing with a bigger net.

I'd love if games featured fart noises with some sense of art or comedy but half the time the fart itself is the setup and punchline at the same time. So I'd love to see less fart sounds in games

Return of the Obra Dinn is such a great experience, I wasn't quite able to iron it all out this morning, but I got to 30 fates while fawning over the game's aesthetic and simple but effective narrative delivery

I somehow missed Nintendo Music adding a 24 hour animal crossing sync playlist. That's actually so cool.

I hate that Steam's current dichotomy is "see queer games and stories and an inescapable amount of porn" or "see no porn and almost no queer games and stories". I'm out here rawdogging the store feed for my people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

I ordered a spacer for my inhaler (I know, skill issue) but I've gotten 10+ messages from the place I ordered it from that are exclusively advertising and newsletters. I have not received the thing I ordered yet. Because it's been like two days. CAN WE SLOW DOWN ON THE ADVERTISING PLEASE

Send help. (But not for me 😏)

I found a mystery game about a vtuber murder, which seems just silly and on point enough that it's now on my list of things to play

It's Saturday. Stay safe out there folks.

Nobody talks about how weird you get when testing audio adjustments for microphones. The goofy shit you say, yell, whisper, and things to just. Feel out the range. It's normal. But damn if it's not kinda weird.

To do lists are weird. Sometimes it's best to have them only with the things you can and will accomplish. Other times it's useful to have things you know you won't do so you can feel better about the ones you do. I think we need new brain firmware

Mr. President a second seasoning has hit the dinner

Yeah I think my ace attorney playthrough is on a hiatus. I can't really find humor in an incompetent justice system that rushes things right now. So I'll be playing Return of the Obra Dinn on Sunday, which I've been excited to get to for a while anyway

Trying to not judge a book by its cover but those trailers for the new silent hill movie are really not telling my that it's going to really try to be Silent Hill 2. ... Fuck, now I gotta make a video.

raspberry sorbet. the kind you find at the grocery store.

Having real conversations is so satisfying. Those shared moments are catharsis. They can create community. Right now, it's so easy to see how much folks want to talk about anything. The world. Their pets. Games. Movies. Anything. Keep human connection. Keep community.

some blue prince, I may end up buried in this house, but then we'll probs do some pizza tower! twitch.tv/tyroworks

Got diagnosis, unclear if this is a pass or fail, doctor wouldn't give me a letter grade. We're gonna call it a B- until further analysis.

Okay I'm back with another AI alt-text slam. It's pretty mild though. Like, it's correct in subject matter, but not specificity. As if they're just ANY RANDOM GROUP of teenage, mutant, ninja, turtles? Not THE??? Put some respect on their names.

Reactive Airway Dysfunction? Ha, sounds RAD

@sphealposting.bsky.social I made this for you.

It's Tuesday! Time to ace my pulmonary function test. Or not. Medicine is about the journey, I think.

Resting is hard but very important. Life is not nearly as short as wistful poets would have you believe. It's also agonizingly long. It's filled with time. Not every second is meant to be productive. Be sure you waste some of it. Do nothing. Achieve nothing. Progress nothing. Think nothing.

Is condescending to women about physical jobs the male equivalent to "would you love me if I were a worm?"