First class flight to meet burnt sandals.

I can hear Popeyes calling my name

I watched the trial and when I say Susan Lorenz was unmoved by the entire thing. She literally shrugged when the judge read her guilty verdict. May she have a swift trip downwards

All of yall deserve to sit the fuck down during your work shifts regardless of whatever it is that you do. Why can’t cashiers sit the fuck down? Why does customer service gotta be on their feet all day?

Being dishonorably discharged and having a secret third child (I’m still trying to figure how old my mystery third child is and its gender) It amazing what people will say after you’ve cut them out of your life 10+ years ago

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love

When your ass gets in the way of you laying on your back <<<< I’m tired of having to tuck my ass in

I haven’t been asleep yet omg

I’m tired of this narrative💀 Y’all out here being black, beautiful, intelligent, funny, kind, adventurous, and sweet as hell. I’m supposed to play hard to get when I wanna get got??????

Here we go! If I’m missing any, lmk.

Could be us

Yung LA had him one w “Ain’t I” then he got beat up.

Oh i never showed yall how i threw down for my birthday. Jerk, buffalo, and honey hot wings, jerk shrimp pasta, brussel sprouts, corn on the cob, and some steak was made as well. The food was 100/10

I THINK TF NOT!!

Dawg I won’t never forget this shit long as I live 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yes! She needs to be brought up. The way she quietly tried to put Jeff in the area is crazy.

i still don’t understand how the sister didn’t get charged. all of em were suspicious but her the most so!

Has anyone been keeping up with the Adelson Family & Dan Markel cases? Hopefully, Wendi will get hemmed up soon. The bitch The arrogance and audacity of it all

Now, I fucks with my girl Mao Mao But for her to be raised in the Pleasure District, she be acting fucking oblivious! Jinshi is fine as hell, he still has his dick, and a servant. HELLO! Get with the fkn program! #ApothecaryDiaries

This is so terrible. The Combahee River Collective was founded in Boston in part because Beverly Smith, Barbara Smith and others saw how police weren't investigating and press was ignoring epidemic of murders of women in Roxbury and similar neighborhoods. This is a similar lack of regard, sadly.

Doing my normal Saturday sleep a thon too purrrr

Sleeping is my favorite thing to do I wish I got paid to sleep It feels so good

The best part of being in my mid-30s is falling asleep on a fucking dime I love it

A blunt and the apothecary diaries

🔥🔥🔥

The homie used me as a reference and I sent the police department to voicemail twice Mf’s have got to give ppl the heads up

Update - I’ve eaten myself to 210 lbs and my drawls can stretch around the earf 1.5 times now

You ain’t wrong 😭 lmao

Ain’t nothing like that first blunt fresh outta work

Start leaving these niggas for less ladies 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽

Big ones?! Who’s asshole is stretched out? Show yourself 🤣

Mf’s like eating swamp ass They say they like the natural ass musk smell

Mf’s be playing crazy in traffic until they meet crazy I’ll end us both

Nothing pisses me off more than the mf’s who wreck during rush hour traffic Now everybody evening commute fucked off

My boss left. Looks like I’m ending my day 20 mins early Tehe

My recent promotion really taught me that coworkers are not friends in the craziest way Do yall know that my old boss said I made her uncomfortable and called me the police after I sat on her team for 2.5 years and was only 3 weeks removed from my old position?

OpenAI has banned the use of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s likeness after numerous racist deepfake videos were created by users.

I prefer a hybrid that’s heavy on the indica

Indica, im tryna be stuck

Now she’s doing a bachata two step Lmao I CANNOT

My Puerto Rican coworker airing out her grievances about Mexican food 🤣🤣🤣 We do this once a quarter

Me after signing something random: “This a good pen.”

Sounds fire tho ngl

I’m sure there’s other shit I can put on the true crime docket but so much shit I’ve been keeping up with has wrapped up recently

Draco 🥵🔥

I wish I could say more but I signed an NDA 😩😩😩😩

Thank you ‼️ like, do y’all know who I got waiting on me at home??? I gots to GO 🤣🤣🤣

This is the same SL that airs out when someone has finally tapped into their dusty loins. Are you shocked?

It’s the season of light skin niggas looking a little brighter due to a layer of ash