Negatory chief, I am not that guy 🤣

Now I know-

$100??? God gave me two good legs and feet to stand on 😇

I should be sleep 🙃

Whatever come up out them clothes

Good to meetcha, Tipsy 🤗

When that man dies, people are partying and the conservatives are saying that's immoral just bring up his posts of himself shitting on his own constituents and keep jamming.

Baby, them months n shit is for the young bucks. We too old 😂😂😂

Thank you ‼️ like, do y’all know who I got waiting on me at home??? I gots to GO 🤣🤣🤣

Boosting again because if I could get enough to at least pay off my card that I used to fix my tooth before that mag ghosted me and not destroy my credit card would be awesome . In not gonna be able to keep teh apt but taht would be awesome

Free, loose, confident, and f r e a k y 😂

🤷🏾‍♂️

🗒️✍🏾

Definitely wild 💀

They better figure it out 🤷🏾‍♂️

On behalf of all men everywhere. This is not how you get on our nerves 😂

We getting 87 down in Arkansas, baby, take me witcha 😭

He should’ve been snatched out that seat and handled outside in the back.

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Did you help your uncle Jack off a horse? Or did you help your uncle jack off a horse?

Oh, I absolutely embrace my age more as I get older. For three reasons. Number one: what am I supposed to do? Stop aging? Number two: I know too many people that met the alternative. Number three: I’m just glad I’m not that *other* lil bigheaded nigga no more. 😂😂

Cute, every content creator who "couldn't help but feel empathy for Charlie Kirk" is quiet as Trey Reed got lynched, ICE dropping boots in Puerto Rico, Israel killing more Palestinian children, and Republicans talking about plans to prevent trans people from interacting with each other online.

Facially queer. Now *that’s* creative 💀

And YOU EVEN WORSE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I should not have laughed this hard, but I did 😂😂😂

I wonder if pastors be witches, too 🤔

In case there’s any confusion 💋

GIMME- matter fact, don’t even worry bout it, I’ll be back ‼️

On another note, imagine ordering DoorDash on a casual night in and Cardi shows up at your door 👀

Best days of my mf LIFE 😮‍💨

🎵Babyyyyyy, would you mind… touching me 🎶🤭

Now wtf is this 😂😂😂

We should be teleporting 🙃 but WE STILL GOTTA DEAL WITH FASCISTS 😭😭😭

Devious things 🤭

Say what you want about the prequel trilogy of Star Wars, they don’t do blade duels like that anymore 🥲 peak swordfighting

😮‍💨🤭

Dawg. Open the relationship or don’t. Like a grownup.

Nope. Cause I very much used to get blown up in the middle of my sleeping time, and I’m tired of it 🙃

I had no intention of being awake right now. But here I am 🙃

HA! Y’all got that, they are g r o w n ‼️

Translation for those who are up in arms for missing it: the first line is mocking the people who are *actually* saying this. The second line is her rebuttal.

My pops know what I like 🌚

Them pineapples gone win E V E R Y. T I M E.

Mind you, 100°C translated is 212°F.

Well *now* I’m awake 😭

Peaceful 😊