TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.

Grindr is an AR-15 pointed directly at your self-esteem.

i don’t give a fuck if i go blind. I don’t need to see the price tag anyway

my body is 4-Dimensional. I don’t jus throw that ass in a rhombus - I throw that ass in a Tesseract.

i hate being infantilized. I just want to be seen as a competent, whole, lovable person.

ate her ass on the plane call that skyrim

sucked her dick on a plane now she calls me airhead

my body is a machine that turns unsucked dicks into sucked dicks

Well, here we go again.

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Lauren Chen has been fired from Blaze Media

Being told that everything you feel about yourself is wrong and dirty; told that you have to dress, behave, groom, feel in ways that are not natural to you; told that the things you like aren't for you; told that there are differences and they are supposed to matter -- all of this is traumatic af.

i don't want to name any tgirls in particular, but if you are a recently-out trans woman and you're still finding your place in the world, i need you to understand that trying to be One Of The Good Ones to cis people who hate you will not end well for you. you are worth more than that. love yourself

There is not privilege in living a life that is not yours. There's a difference between dealing with the bullshit of daily life, and living as someone who isn't *you*. Death isn't just biological, it's social, cultural, existential. Being unable to live as yourself is cruel

demi lovato is short for demilitarized love potato

bluesky is a retirement home for millennials a playground for trans girls and a breeding ground for millennial tranabians

“In the week since it launched, the online tip line already has received more than 10,000 submissions, none of which seem legitimate” I’m sure the number can go higher. Pro tip: the ones that annoy the most are reports that seem real but then have fake names, places, etc.

I've told this story before, but when my paternal grandmother passed, her daughters fought for DAYS over who would get her precious ever-guarded recipe book, finally agreed they would share it, opened it to copy down the recipes and found it had only 1 entry which said "Book I pretend has recipes"

queer liberation not assimilation. mutant and proud. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️🏳️‍🌈

Holy fucking shit can we please eradicate all politicians and the billionaires who own them by any means necessary yet

let me say it plain and clear: i choose to shut my trap, ignore, or let slide a lot of things for trans women, especially trans women in the public eye, that i would not let anyone else get away with. because i know that calling out a trans woman is fundamentally different to calling out cis ppl.

This is the exact reason why I refuse to ever come out as trans publicly. We are not granted humanity by the public at large. It’s why I’d rather just be gendered male amongst cis people than be treated like the “third thing”.

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Remember that paramdedic who was arguably not pay a living wage while shuttling sick people during a pandemic was fired after a tabloid outed her for having an Only Fans, but Supreme Court justices that take money and gifts from billionaires on cases they oversee do not have to quit.

the thing about the vances, the hawleys, the cottons and the desantises is that they all have loser energy, meaning they all have politics that seem to emerge from deep seated feelings of social inadequacy and resentment toward people with the status they crave

A.T.A.C.K Issue 9 Feb 24 Pain You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is no-where.

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the cdc recommends that we all simply fucking die

yearning

I did something difficult today. I kicked my toxic, manipulative mother out of my apartment. No longer do I have to deal with her bullshit. Never again.

mfer is literally named "rob tombs" like what did they summon the spirit of the british museum into a column writer

Gordon Freeman freed himself of masculinity (probably with a crowbar) and is canon transfem

When I finally went in to see my doc for nonbinary HRT after being on a wait-list for years (bc he's supposedly one of the best in the region), I was still told that there was basically no modern medical research data to support micro-dosing HRT like many of us do. It's institutional apathy.

maybe christmas, he thought, doesnt come from a store. maybe christmas, he thought, means giving money to whores

i was originally gonna wait until age 35 to transition but given that the country is freefalling into a dictatorship and the YeeHaw Gestapo is probably gonna buttfuck me anyway just might as well have a corpse that looks like a curvy hot girl and not a miserable man in a midlife crisis.