girl wedding

If umineko has imparted one lesson on me its that women are cruel and abusive, but men are cruel, abusive and also stupid.

idk i think dandelions are soft and colourful and they’re good for bees! keep em for the bees!

chained kittyyyyyyyyy<3 owo (2023)

Can't believe Odysseus is being played by a guy from Boston, Boston didn't even exist back in the days when cyclops and sirens were around

The Helen of Troy controversy is ridiculous. It’s not history, it’s fiction. How many real historical figures get whitewashed by Hollywood? Why’s that’s ok? Also, in Xena: Warrior Princess, Helen was portrayed by a Black woman, and that was in the 90s! How is inclusive casting a scandal in 2026?

Ralsei, do something! *boop* #deltarune

Ever fucking green

I love pink

To anyone currently on an Umineko reread, Victima Propiciatoria uses the Super Mario "bah bah". Have fun never hearing that the same way again.

One Piece but instead of the 4kids dub, it's retooled into an edutainment program about how eating fruit gives you superpowers. Captain Smoker has been edited to have even more cigars.

This is how Terra's popsicles are made

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The cringe factory called and they sincerely apologized for the insufficient qa on your vibes on account of them being actually extremely cool and rad

I redrew Zelda illustrations I drew in the past using my current art style!

oh. oh no.

we gotta get on the evil hypnodomme communism asap

The lovers are reading something neat You can't take a peek though #youmu #reisen #udomyon #うどみょん

"Save a cow, milk a fox."

i have turned her into a hitachi

MORE LIKE BLUESCREEN AMIRITE?

Aki Hinata - Keroro Gunso 🐸⭐

if you own a dildo with a knot, flare or any fantasy shape, does it make you a zoophile? very few people would say yes. but if you wear diapers sometimes and want to sleep in a crib, does it make you a pedophile? hundreds of tiktok furries say yes and will send you death threats over it

while we were chatting about dogs my dad said something about how french bulldogs have short life expectancies, “born to look cute and die” and the neuron to say “i know some girls like that” had fired and the words were halfway up my throat before i made the call to abort

wolf midna cat meme

Welcome to my naughty elf Elise #diaper #abdl #abdlart

Cave Johnson here-

How do you define a universe made of one atom?

anyways back to what i was really here for, making older women dress up as lillie

Mochabelle and Monster Researcher Andie.

dandelion

i am poasting my first, last and only pic here

boneless juice, thy name is port

Maid and Robot

FE Awakening had some of the most questionable armoring decisions I've seen out of a FE game, but I gotta say they were actually cooking with the cleric's steel hoop skirt.

tenchi is the best show about everyone but the title character

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