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you are a girl ! you love being a girl ! girls are sexy ! you love being sexy ! you love feeling sexy ! its easy to feel confident ! confidence is sexy ! your body is sexy ! you love showing off your body ! you are confident about your body ! it feels so good to show off how sexy you are !

Hey Ticketmaster, you know that "Bread and Circuses" thing? ...... you know that means the bread and circuses are supposed to be cheap to keep people from getting too cranky, right? Well guess who sells the circus tickets.

Robotic Snake Girl but they're like the super terrible snake robot from that one season of BattleBots

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Okay bsky, you want some education? Here's something you didn't know. Things, yes occasionally even bad things, happen to people. Sometimes it's good for them to be able to talk about it with other people, who may or may not have had similar experiences. This is called socialization.

1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant" 1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer

fishnet gud 🤤

the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective

naked anime women

Some of the best video game artwork comes from Mario's Tennis on Virtual Boy of Yoshi, where Yoshi is trying to eat a tennis racket and is visibly confused by it.

taking tylenol right now to spite the regime and also because hurty

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

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I always thought protesting elections by not voting was a silly notion. Like, the whole idea is it's a survey on what direction the people want the country wants to take. Not voting because you don't like the system is literally volunteering to go unnoticed. Anyway, have fun with the blackout. ♥️

a domme is just a brat who wins

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

At the end of the day there is no meaning or center in Kirk’s death. It is as hollow as America. You cannot built a movement on that.

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

The USA should balkanise into most popular porn searches. Its the only way to fix the culture wars.

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

"big sis", "older woman", "owner", aww... look who can't say MOMMY

in my eyes; anyone drawing ABDL art is a goat

i’m genuinely pleading with you to read this entire article

I'm only 10 minutes into this 90s anime & they hit me with this.

rina

putting this on your timeline again

I wonder if John is still gonna have the Cosbytop computer in the Homestuck animation

me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm

Increasing diaper thickness in an attempt to stay horny in the face of The Horrors.

I'm not trans but holy fuck I could do with getting forcefemmed and jackhammered in the prostate till I forget I'm a boy

Reminder that Midna's helmet has nothing to do with her HOT IMP ASS Just draw her HOT IMP ASS, the helmet doesn't matter

I have eben called "hubrismaxing victimbait" which sure is a new title I've recieved

The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI) #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Pastel commission!

Commission for @liljayskell.bsky.social being a professional gamer! ....This is what gamers do, right? #BoneBunnyNSFW

"Imbeciles. Fools. BUREAUCRATS." -- Excerpt from 'Sorcery is Not Necromancy! (A famed wizard's objections to being labeled a necromancer)' by Divayth Fyr

furries got it absolutely correct when they spearheaded the culture of referring to people by their screen/fursona names instead of their government ones

One day 3 women were taken from their different worlds to a very unique place known as Mizuryu Kei Land. There they became friends and had a lot of fun and created many happy memories - or something like that lol. My OC's Maggie, Harriet & Akemi #NSFW #水龍敬ランド #Bitch #condomwaistband