looking for 4 new friends for my buddy Marty, who is so so close to their first thousand

AITA for communicating with my cat in a series of ducks and head lifts even though I don't actually know what I'm saying to her

Y'all give this video a watch! Always a treat when Ophie uploads!

is Sabrina Carpenter harming queer women???

it's fun to be annoyed by your housemates yelling for siri/alexa bc it's like a little nesting doll of valid annoyances, like... you're not only yelling but you're yelling at the wire tap you keep in our home...

make my cat understand if she holds the ribbon down with two hands i cant continue to move it around for her tutorial easy mode walkthrough no cheats

nothing i have ever learned was against my will i embrace all types of knowledge

"i learned this against my will" this, "we should all know less about each other" that... where is the intellectual curiosity.... the sense of wonder at the vastness of each others lives...

It's unbelievable that this is only Marty's third video, if I stumbled onto this in the wild I would have assumed this is someone who's been doing this shit for years.

Do Barbies dream of electric sheep? #barbie2023 #barbie #barbiedreamfest www.youtube.com/watch?v=x40N...

How can anyone be so beautiful....

3 months from now is my birthday and the guy asked if i needed him to write down my appointment and i was like oh no I'll remember its my birthday and he was like are you sure we could do it another day and i was like are you kidding. Pain relief is the best birthday present i love infusion day

Im going to marry my vyepti infusions

feels like my eyeball is the end someone is tying off a balloon animal so i got a lyft to my appointment and it was a tesla and i was unaware the whole dash console of those are just straight up tablets. I was getting motion sick from the backseat. How is that legal or safe at all wtf

i hate living with drag queens what do you mean i can't tell which of my roommates is currently blasting a dance remix of Naturally by Selena Gomez & the Scene

someone in my comments last week was trying to tell me in an "anarchist antifascist" way how americans deserve to suffer more and when I asked what about the people here being ethnically cleansed, they were curiously silent how their antifascist ideology allows them to be selectively pro-fash

my cat will rub mark on anything within cheek-reach that is not my legs. Looks at me and purrs but then does the affection-rubbing on her scratch post, or a bag of groceries, or a water bottle. Either I already smell like her (very likely) or she knows i want it too bad (also pretty likely, ngl)

i expended all my energy for the entire week on monday, apparently, but ive been really wanting to say thank you thank you thank you + bills paid + breathing slightly easier. Thank you

glad these images accurately captured the vibe of JoJo staring at me during my migraine nap last night

new pfp

Dramatique

it had really turned into a huge thing in my head, to need to ask for help again. I'm so grateful for the immediate reinforcement that so many of you find me worth the help, thank you so much 💕

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

two of my roommates are still looking for work, which has made keeping on top of utilities and rent pretty impossible. I (unfortunately) had to increase the goal from my gfm for earlier this year, would really appreciate any help ❤️

a criminal conviction isn’t required to say someone does not have the moral character to run for office and i don’t understand why this needs to be said over and over and over again.

if Im on my bed and I ask "where is she??" in increasingly stupid voices while looking in the opposite direction of my cat eventually she'll meow at me while jumping up to join me and I'd love to know if she knows this is a game we're playing or if she thinks I'm just constantly losing her lol

Sharing this again because I want to show off the beautiful new thumbnail my friend @martymcflown.bsky.social just remade for me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQKi...

Face of a cat who just yelled at me until i noticed and disposed of a spiderweb being built between my wall and closet door

They'll keep shrinking the definition of "acceptable art" until you can't talk about any of your lived experiences in a fictional setting

I have two different appointments today but im being so brave about it

"Mass. residents could be forced to submit government IDs ... to tech companies to prove their age, according to state Reps. Erika Uyterhoeven and Mike Connolly, the only Democrats who voted against the bill." shoutout to @mikeconnollyma.bsky.social and @electerika.bsky.social

Im the guy who writes the hold music for phone calls, yeah i make it real unpleasant. It loops as quickly as possible just in case you want everyone overstimulated as many times as possible on a 10 minute hold. We like jazz right.

this is a fantastic video and sort of a sister video to my recent PYW review. It's such a joy to work alongside @lilshopofali.bsky.social, all my favorite videos are ones I got to research together with Ali

Team Justin is straight up lying about this ruling lol

Team Justin is straight up lying about this ruling lol

me changing into my snoopy pajamas before locking in for my first all nighter in three weeks

Blake Lively supporters if you are in line STAY IN LINE!!!

nightmare dreamt not once but twice of being a child/teenager and woke up one of those times crying irl from how hard dream me was crying, little april fools prank from my brain to myself i guess

she figured it out 🥳

Ma'am im not sure thats the intended positioning

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

why do video essays about games i'll never play made by trans women go so hard

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

She looks like how someone would draw a cartoon cat to make it extra cute

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I plagiarized my appearance