!חג כשר ושמח

hilarious, but also, a great example of a chiastic response structure 🤩

Got a new dark sweater, and being covered in all these tiny wool lint balls is making me lose faith in the entire world I'm totally blackpilled

the year was 2020... Powell: LSA refused the letter's demands! LSA: no we didn't Powell: my reporting was accurate, actually the NYT is at it again, folks—with much higher stakes this time

Will it be a flash in the pan, or will "underbussing" have real staying power? #woty2026?

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You are laughing? The worst person in the world is failing at the job she isn’t qualified for and you are LAUGHING?

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New! For robust research, center values, not technology, w/ @nerdpro.bsky.social zenodo.org/records/1894... Our commentary on Futrell/Mahowald "How linguistics stopped worrying and learned to love the LMs”, forthcoming in BBS

guy who goes to the crypto conference but only wants to talk about bigfoot

Can't even read the news about the latest antisemitic attack without a triple-whammy of other nearby antisemitism

I will not say

new Gettier case just dropped

By the time you've agreed to the interview, you're already cooked

When you think about conjoined questions (of the form "X and Y?", where both X and Y are questions), as I'm sure you do, what examples come to mind?

the world was simpler when the media bubbles were totally distinct when conservatives would pretend not to understand what intersectionality meant instead of learning the term "moral panic" and applying it to 'criticism of chumming around with a known child trafficker' (meanwhile publishing Singal!)

Franke & de Jager 2011

Happy Valentine’s Day! 💕 Based on a painting of Yael by Artemisia Gentileschi

looks like the trains are finally going to start running on time

Wonder whether my students will prefer to switch to Ventrilo or to TeamSpeak

One thing that gets lost in the "technically it's ehebophilia" crap is that these fuckers aren't attracted to youth at all. They're attracted to vulnerability. They're delighted to hit on an adult woman as long as she's a student or an employee: someone they can easily hurt & control

Summer Schools: 7th Crete Summer School of Linguistics / CreteLing2026

Cornell alumni, don't forget to vote for trustees! You can choose among: - a private equity guy (management consulting flavor) - a private equity guy (real estate flavor) - a banker - an FTC M&A attorney

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support your neighbors destroy ice

LMs that "know more" about toxicity are less toxic! Our #TACL 📄 connects behavior and internals: 💠 LMs amplify toxicity beyond humans 💠 Information about toxicity peaks in lower layers 💠 Bypassing these layers increases toxicity More details👇 #NLProc #interpretability (1/🧵)

We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered

sure would be nice if any of our representatives actually represented us sure would be nice if anyone in the opposition party actually did some opposing

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my god. is the concept of fact checking just so thoroughly annihilated?

seasoning my doomscrolling by rubbing salt in the wound that is to say distracting myself from the news by doing SALT reviews

rubicons

Trump is sullying the good name of the FIFA Peace Prize.

we're the bluesketeers you can be one too cause doomscrolling and posting is the thing to do hanging out with nazis is not the way hear what Sexy Alf has to say!

I assume the ADL is all over this

Finally got around to this one, fully enjoyed it The book wants you to think it's about kinesics and translation theory, but it's really about speech act theory (complimentary)

"In our upside-down moment", where a partisan hack with zero journalistic chops, let alone integrity, is put in charge of CBS News

Is there a way to search any of your favorite {social media/microblogging} {platforms/websites} for text with specific formatting? e.g., if I wanted to find a specific word on Tumblr but only in boldface, or to search some Discord server and only find text in italics... is there a way to do that?

🚀 Excited to announce that I'm looking for people (PhD/Postdoc) to join my Cognitive Modelling group @uniosnabrueck.bsky.social. If you want to join a genuinely curious, welcoming and inclusive community of Coxis, apply here: tinyurl.com/coxijobs Please RT - deadline is Jan 4‼️

Okay but these are pretty great, actually

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Hey h̷u̷g̷e̷ ̷n̷e̷r̷d̷s̷ linguists! Know of any papers on faux corrections or ::COUGHintentionalCOUGH:: discourse 'repair' moves, in any modality?

> widely regarded as a tech genius, for vague reasons > loves only a chatbot he programmed, and his own ego > willing to subvert democracy and betray humanity for personal gain > seen by everyone else, correctly, as a sniveling coward truly a character for 2025

It is the case in all possible worlds, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife

This paper with @aaronstevenwhite.io is finally published! Check it out here: doi.org/10.1007/s110... (Or, if you don't have institutional access, you can download it from lingbuzz: ling.auf.net/lingbuzz/007...)

Postdoc position in Stuttgart, Germany (TV-L 13, 100%) for 18 months, on authority presuppositions in AI systems with Dr. Agnieszka Faleńska and me. For more information and application info, see here: safety.https://www.ims.uni-stuttgart.de/documents/team/falensaa/aphic_postoc.pdf

strong support for "coded" as #woty2025 It's not brand new, but I do think it's really escaped containment

What are the mitzves of Thanks Giving, a festive meal, to eat the turkey bird, to hear the story of thepilgrim, to watch the football game. And some say to argue with an uncle.

free the -cuterie!

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