"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

My grandpa passed yesterday. He said he lived a full live. He was happy with his family, his love, and where the paths he’d chosen led him. But what breaks my heart is he told me he had only one regret: Not seeing another Star Fox 64 remake before he went. Missed it by one day.

horrible. this country’s turn away from science based medicine in the name of “wellness” is killing children and will kill a lot more. www.propublica.org/article/more...

Elon Musk accidentally revealing his mom's account is one of his alt's means that he has both impersonated his own infant child and mother online

thank god we didn't get a low-energy president

Epic Games and Disney have launched creation tools that allow fans to develop their own Star Wars games within Fortnite www.gamesindustry.biz/epic-and-dis...

@timgettys.bsky.social www.facebook.com/share/r/18Hh...

With an out of control Supreme Court threatening our freedoms, we need reform. Urge your representative to publicly support fixing the Supreme Court: act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...

CROW: Is it true that you were also removed from the same investigation last year? The answer is yes HEGSETH: No. Not that I'm aware of. CROW: You're not aware of it? That's interesting

CROW: Does Mr. Parlatore represent foreign governments or persons in his private law practice? HEGSETH: I don't know CROW: You don't know? Somebody who is sitting in your meetings as a special adviser -- you don't know?

(A service is not becoming cheaper when they remove things from it and charge less. You are just getting fewer things and being priced commensurately. A bag of chips is not on sale when they remove a handful of chips from it and then sell it.)

Running Delaware Marathon and losing 1st place because you celebrate too early (volume up 💀)

Pokémon and Target have partnered for a huge collaboration of merchandise from apparel like tees and hoodies to home goods like glassware, Trapper Keepers, and more!

“The right wing is on the decline. People are realizing that they have no vision or solutions, just hatred and empty slogans. All they’ve brought to the world is war, inflation, inequality, and social division.”

G.I. Joe ain't got shit on him #ActionMan #Throwback

@gameovergreggy.bsky.social Cheers! #breakfastbeers

@timgettys.bsky.social NOW HERE'S A BS (that's a Bluesky) TIM

@gameovergreggy.bsky.social AAAAAAHHHHHH

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

Trump is clearly unfit to be President. But do not let that explain away the evil of his threatening war crimes against the Iranian people, on Easter Sunday no less.  We cannot let Trump normalize this.

Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.

Zelenskyy: "We have confirmation from my intelligence that Russia shared and shares intelligence ... Russia helps Iran"

Watched "Nuremberg" on Netflix and recommend it. At one point, an interpreter of German descent is asked how his country was lost to fascism, and he said the people could have stopped it, but they didn't. The most important line from the movie.

Accountability brings consequences. And consequences are the only language corruption understands. Money and political power do not outrank the Constitution. They just need a wake up call and it’s coming at the midterms.👇

@kindafunnyvids.bsky.social Is there a new place to see what the Premium Patreon rewards are for the month? The old website (kindafunny.com/premium) doesn't seem to be available anymore🤷‍♂️

I HAVE SECURED THE BABY

How can this go on for another 3 years?

Chris Murphy: "This is nonsensical. This is what happens when you put real estate developers and talk show hosts in charge of American national security."

Saaaame u/MissMuffin7 Same

Earlier this week, I had the honor of breaking fast at Rikers Island with New Yorkers in custody. It was a night that will stay with me for quite some time.   In a system too often defined by what it takes, I was reminded of what it means to give—mercy, dignity, and humanity. Eid Mubarak, New York.

@gameovergreggy.bsky.social New tee came in ❤️

Least aware religious fanatic I’ve ever seen.

The Gulf states have spent billions on US security agreements that distil down to "America will protect us no matter what", and here's Trump basically saying he doesn't care about them being bombed as long as the US gets what it wants. I hope Japan, Korea and the Philippines are paying attention.

Def looks janky to me

He's here, and he's BEAUTIFUUUUUL!!!❤️😭❤️😭❤️

Just a reminder.

why aren't other countries helping us with the strait of hormuz after we started an unjust war, cut off trade, and insulted them for a year?

@gameovergreggy.bsky.social Posted these on the subreddit and IG, so why not here on BS (That's Bluesky, Tim) Yes. These are on your Kinda Funny cloud island now 😎

without his quips all Leon has are his dashing good looks and big beefy muscles 😔 #re9

Great! Now do The Finals next. @reachthefinals.com

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