Tushy Tuesday — Shakin’ that ass for my Boss. #tush #ass #milf #feralmoms #crawling #tushytuesday

Feral in flannel. Brrr it’s nippley. #feral #milf #breasts #nipples #spicy

Fine fine, y’all be reposting and making me feel sexy today as I’m dying on my recliner playing stardew for wayyy too many hours. Have a treat. 😘 #buttholeart #altmilf #realmilf #nsfwbsky #mombod #squishyslut #realshit #wink #goonsky

Go vote! My vote counts and so will yours. But if you’re maga—stay the fuck home. You’ve done enough damage you fascist twat.

mamdani is the model for future dem candidates and it can work in all 50 states. not the boring milquetoast candidates who refuse to take a position on hot button issues. they inspire nobody but dnc ad makers.

The president of the United States thinks asylum-seekers come from mental asylums. He says it in almost every interview where the topic of migration comes up. How is this not 25th Amendment territory? How is he not an embarrassment to this entire country?

In a way, I find the authoritarian takeover of our media system even more disturbing than the authoritarian takeover of our political system. Our political system has been failing basically my entire adult life. But, the media system provided accountability and sort of worked. Now it’s collapsing.

Pennywise has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo

Jabba the Hutt has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

Kai Winn has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

If Andrew Cuomo is the right choice for fascist, right-wing billionaires, he’s the wrong choice for NYC. This isn’t complicated.

ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind

She got my attention😏

My first novel is ouuuuuuut!

Thanks to @jennytulls.bsky.social who did my cover! Love you, Bestie!

I am officially a published author! My first story is up on Amazon! #spicywriting #spicy #smut #spicylit

My latest article for my #Substack my fellow #writers & #content #creators lemme know your thoughts, I may have enough of my own for a part two. open.substack.com/pub/robhagan...

From my latest #substack. I’m so back, you guys! open.substack.com/pub/robhagan...

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

My first story is up on @gettheoreads.bsky.social! And I’m trending! #spicy #spicylit #smut #massage #pineapple

Storytime

Oh hi 👋🏻 Is this seat taken? 🤔 #buttholeart #altmilf #onlyfans #nsfwsky #realnsfw #mombod #boobs #bushsky

Elections have consequences

A little hump day whimsy for you guys😅

I’d like to give Jason Isaacs a friendly pat on the cock with my mouth and tongue for being so fucking smart, sexy, and vocal.

If you're interested on my journey to be an author there's a surprise inside!

If you're gonna be a Sadist in public and bully me, I'm gonna be a masochist 🤷‍♀️

Some more of my self care coloring. 🤠 I’ve started laminating some and hanging them up.

meanwhile, crash pad is just out here doing the work and making it look *so good* gawd I love everything they produce

As I contemplate the workload of indie-pub and the flip-side of the freedom within.

Try not to take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.

On today’s episode of “how to stay single through your forties”

This Time cover is definitely going to piss off the orange clown. 😂😂

Update: Apparently this was shot by Nikki Murray. 😊✨

Really love this cartoon from the great Michael De Adder. The outpouring of support coming in has been truly amazing! Thanks everybody!

I love when you repost my #buttholeart. I see you. And I appreciate you. ❤️ #altmilf #slut #onlyfans #sellingcontent #wagonwednesday #butt #ass #fatpussy

“Sex work is degrading.” Yeah, because clocking in at Walmart and being screamed at over expired coupons is so empowering.

My birthday was 2 days ago, do me a favor and follow/subscribe/support me here?😅 I promise to make it worth your while. Shout out to @markduplass.bsky.social

My friend and I are writing a book with witches and warlocks and ghosts and monsters. We have just named a chapter “Betwixt and Betwat.” I’m so proud.

As far as I'm concerned, if keeping your vision for your film under budget requires A.I., you're admitting to the world that you suck at creative problem-solving.

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

This woman is saying what I have for a while.

I just finished reading an article about Zuckerberg & how he is so glad to finally be around masculine energy again now that he is embraced Trumpism. How sad is it that a man has to embrace crime, dishonesty, prejudice and unethical behavior to feel like a man. He’s the farthest thing from it now.