My latest article for my #Substack my fellow #writers & #content #creators lemme know your thoughts, I may have enough of my own for a part two. open.substack.com/pub/robhagan...

From my latest #substack. I’m so back, you guys! open.substack.com/pub/robhagan...

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

My first story is up on @gettheoreads.bsky.social! And I’m trending! #spicy #spicylit #smut #massage #pineapple

Storytime

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Elections have consequences

A little hump day whimsy for you guys😅

I’d like to give Jason Isaacs a friendly pat on the cock with my mouth and tongue for being so fucking smart, sexy, and vocal.

If you're interested on my journey to be an author there's a surprise inside!

If you're gonna be a Sadist in public and bully me, I'm gonna be a masochist 🤷‍♀️

Some more of my self care coloring. 🤠 I’ve started laminating some and hanging them up.

meanwhile, crash pad is just out here doing the work and making it look *so good* gawd I love everything they produce

Target's shareholders lost $15 billion of net worth in their holdings of Target common stock when Target announced they were dropping DEI initiatives.

As I contemplate the workload of indie-pub and the flip-side of the freedom within.

Try not to take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.

On today’s episode of “how to stay single through your forties”

This Time cover is definitely going to piss off the orange clown. 😂😂

Update: Apparently this was shot by Nikki Murray. 😊✨

Really love this cartoon from the great Michael De Adder. The outpouring of support coming in has been truly amazing! Thanks everybody!

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“Sex work is degrading.” Yeah, because clocking in at Walmart and being screamed at over expired coupons is so empowering.

My birthday was 2 days ago, do me a favor and follow/subscribe/support me here?😅 I promise to make it worth your while. Shout out to @markduplass.bsky.social

My friend and I are writing a book with witches and warlocks and ghosts and monsters. We have just named a chapter “Betwixt and Betwat.” I’m so proud.

As far as I'm concerned, if keeping your vision for your film under budget requires A.I., you're admitting to the world that you suck at creative problem-solving.

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

This woman is saying what I have for a while.

I just finished reading an article about Zuckerberg & how he is so glad to finally be around masculine energy again now that he is embraced Trumpism. How sad is it that a man has to embrace crime, dishonesty, prejudice and unethical behavior to feel like a man. He’s the farthest thing from it now.

the premise of Good Will Hunting is so funny. "What if there was a boy who was a once in a lifetime genius, handsome, everybody likes him, but tragically he is from South Boston a handicap that threatens to ruin his entire life"

If brains were black powder, Marjorie Taylor Greene couldn’t even blow her nose.

Trust me, dear smut writer friends, you want to know more.

Morning

There wasn’t enough Fall Guy love in 2024.

I stand by this.

the “porn isn’t art” people are just telling on themselves for 1) not understanding what art is, 2) not respecting sex workers and 3) being bad at searching for porn

the ending of The Good Place always gets me 😭😅

Tabby and I have been married 54 years today. It's all good.

i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for

Coming up next, baby. Barbara Stanwyck and Fred MacMurray in “Double Indemnity” (1944).

I don’t like how folk are trying to read shame. If you read 100 books, awesome. If you read 10 books, awesome. Just read.

I will be getting a Costco membership ASAP. #diversity is everything.

Merry Christmas you filthy

It’s weird that what the bourgeoisie took away from “you’ve screwed us to the point that we’re not only willing to murder you, but also celebrate your death as a victory” isn’t “maybe we should ease off”, but “security firms are really taking advantage of the situation”.