Friendly reminder to use this as your phone screensaver

How do we check if we are relevant enough to be included in Grammarly's new hologram parrots?

Me when ppl say 'AI' can read and summarise.

I was looking for sculpture classes nearby and I found a live drawing workshop with a glass of Meinklang wine added to your bill for 10 extra dollars I think we need to abolish the natural wine class

So, uh. In disability studies we call this a "disability dongle" or a techno-utopian solution to a problem that appeals to the able-bodied imagination rather than the actuality of disabled life itself. Deploying a LLM to translate a legal notice for an asylum seeker functions similarly.

as black rain waters gardens of severed limbs and blown-out eyeballs. This is our culture. This is our religion. Praying to Pornhub while children scream,

telling ourselves it will all be worth it when Iranian women can do OnlyFans to pay for boob jobs and butt lifts and go to Capitalist Heaven when they die. Jizzing Taco Bells and bail bonds firms all over the global south, our bellies full of the flesh of children,

our veins full of plastic and our mouths full of Lexapro, dancing at the ballroom covered in blood and brains, gyrating to AI-generated music cranked up to maximum volume to hide the sounds of the explosions and the gasps of our dying souls.

Oh I’m sorry, am I bumming you out? Have a hamburger and a Xanax. Everything’s fine. This is all normal. Let’s pick the bits of skull and teeth from our hair and go party.

If you want to know the true state of Covid risk today, look to liability clauses & insurance policies. Even Ticketmaster warns “COVID-19 is an extremely contagious disease that can lead to severe illness and death. You assume all risks, hazards, and dangers…” May the odds be ever in your favour🤘😷

murderers still sailed on

I feel like shit but I am going to my first clay handbuilding class tonight and feel like maybe this will be a way to get out of my overactive brain and channel my energy to bodily* *refuse to use the term somatic ever since it has been appropriated by the worst people on this earth.

"According to data reviewed by Human Rights Watch, at least 1,243 people in Haiti were killed by drone strikes in 141 operations between March 1, 2025, and January 21, 2026, including 17 children." www.hrw.org/news/2026/03...

My soul is so tired

NEW: Canadian editorial boards watched U.S.-Israeli forces slaughter Iranian school children, and then endorsed the war anyways. www.readthemaple.com/media-shrugs...

Franz Ferdinand lead singer calls out the IDF, saying: 'these warmongering murderers are using our music without our consent'

You know the best way to kill AI? Don't use it. Don't buy it. Don't share it. Don't give the people who use it your labour or your money.

Even one COVID infection can have lasting impacts on the heart, brain, and blood vessels. Prevention is long-term health care. #LongCOVID #CleanAir #PublicHealth #COVID19 #InfectionPrevention #COVID #MaskUp

ezra klein is stupid and reading him makes your stupider, this is why he has a job

“This is what Israel & its American patron cannot tolerate: Palestinians who remember. Palestinians who will not perform gratitude for the small mercies such as aid corridors & fragile ceasefires…We are the living refutation of their narrative. Our very existence, loud & unapologetic, is the crime.”

I am routinely struck silent by the fact that we can stop HIV in its tracks, literally zero transmission, and as a society we just choose not to.

every day is int’l womens day here at quiabo hq

Whoever wrote this headline should walk off a cliff

A psychologist from Gaza and I have partnered to make a small dream happen: a mental health intervention for Palestinian children who were released from occupation detention. Hope, healing, restoration, and the future of a generation. Join in.

The Heat Will Kill You First

I bring a real “disabled people are disqualified from immigration to, and/or seeking asylum in, almost all other countries” vibe to conversations with nondisabled Americans talking about fleeing that they really dislike and never know how to respond to. 🙂

Man. The world fucking is on fire. So go be as corny and cringe as you wanna be without hurting people. Live whats left of your only life. If you can’t be free in your body at least go be free in your mind and soul. Fuck the haters.

An Iranian missile has reportedly set the home of Israeli Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir on fire.

Fuck your quiz, how about that?

All Republicans, and some Democrats, are Nazis. In 2026. As I skoot this skeet.

Listen I support guillotine for private jets but when I saw those Balenciaga show photos... we all get one emotional support blorbo as a treat.

a group of AuDHD women is called a Clusterfocus

I think most people are pretty okay if you own a house. maybe it's when you own all the houses that we start to raise some mild objections

This is the first Ramadan when my grandmother's chair is empty because she was martyred during the famine, when medicine became a wish and bread became almost impossible to find.

Once again: trans people are an overwhelmingly working class demographic and many of the main figures targeting us are inevitably the most silver spoon nepobabies imaginable. We need to fight the trans class war, y'all. They're already waging it against us.

Say what you will about Graber's tenure, it is undeniably taxing when you're constantly odds with the userbase about which ones of them are people

I think academia should employ fewer war criminals, but who am I to dictate this

To my Palestinian sister in ICE detention – I will carry you until you are free | Mahmoud Khalil

Through years of overpruning myself emotionally and mentally, I became one of those objects that has such intense singularity that I am unable to fully relate to anyone without feeling I am at the edge of a cliff And to think I was born with all the bodily and economic capital to become a bimbo

I've tried to explain this a lot of family/friends. Sure, for them personally, Biden was fine. Even good. For frontline workers, including teachers (like me, their daughter) Biden and the dems were essentially wrecking balls to social services, and those that worked in them.

I watched my students literally lose parents to covid and deportation under Biden. lose as in they fucking died. all while democrats called me and my colleagues lazy for not wanting to catch covid or spread it to our students and their families. is that "reality on the ground" enough for you.

“It is whether Blixa Bargeld lighting up his cigarette at the beginning of Silence is Sexy or Ilya Rosanov doing the same at the beginning of Heated Rivalry, extremely hot men has a cigarette smoking problem”

Hey its been a tough day, a week, and a decade If you want to dissociate in a dreamland with birds and rabbits and marimbas and cowbells and organs and cymbals and ocarina for a moment cos you too deserve peace despite the violence, may I suggest this extremely underrated album by Midori Takada?

College writing teachers have spoken, y'all. The CCCC resolution affirming students' and teachers' right to refuse generative AI in the writing classroom passed by an overwhelming majority at the #4C26 Annual Business Meeting this past Friday, March 6. Link to the full resolution below.

Stop 👏 having 👏 unrealistic 👏 body 👏 standards 👏 for 👏 camels 👏

your specialty ice cream order is causing shark attacks

Ted Chiang responds to the article going around that asks if the left is missing out on AI: “I don’t know. Is the left missing out on ICE?”

In case you're wondering how bullshit the anti-trans bathroom police really are, last year an opposing counsel sent a male cop into the women's bathroom during a trial break to remove me. I was the only person in the whole bathroom because it was after 5 and ours was the only case still going.

I tried to regulate my nervous system by looking at photos of some beautiful late Ottoman architecture by Armenian, Jewish, and Greek masterbuilders of Istanbul until I asked myself “Will they be destroyed by a 8+ earthquake or a war first?” and this is why I will never find inner peace.