I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this. He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.

A rainy New Year's has interrupted my streak of New Year's Day tennis so I spent a lil quality time with everyone's boo, Cody Rigsby. Always good to kick the year off with a little movement #LaywerAthlete

Today we are Hoosiers

lol love how fowler felt it necessary to explain that in mendoza's heisman speech "mami" was in "the latin tradition." was he afraid it would be emasculating if people heard "mommy" instead?

How to watch tennis without losing your mind. US + UK cheat sheet in the photos below. Drop your country + what you watch on. Want a Part 2 for 500/250/Challengers?

New Year's Day, 9:52a Long Ultra-Suffering Husband to me: I'd just like to say you're doing a great job so far this year Me: Thank you, sweetheart LUSH: That being said, here are some things I'd like you to work on. I've noticed some concerning trends #marriage

Happy Public Domain Day! Jan 1 marks the date when eligible works pass into the public domain in the United States. Notable works entering the public domain this year include certain early Mickey Mouse cartoons, the novel As I Lay Dying, and the Gershwin composition Embraceable You. #copyright

Happy New Year's Rockin' Eve from Mill Valley, California

Last hit of the year in the books!

"They found the coats on Thursday morning. Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies. Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"

"There are zero trans women on the WTA Tour. A far more relevant and pressing issue is the misogyny that female players continue to face ... Sabalenka chose to make statements ... with Kyrgios, a man who pleaded guilty to assaulting his ex-girlfriend..." www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/d...

Beginning to prepare the roast beast under the watchful eye of Office Mate

Barbara Streisand effect about to get a rebrand as the Bari Weiss effect

Fair use hypo of the day: is reproducing and distributing an unauthorized copy of the 60 Mins CECOT segment transformative if the purpose is to show the public that Bari Weiss is full of [redacted] and a lousy human being? Discuss #copyright

Me to 19, seconds after posting images to Instagram that included a couple she shot: oops, I forgot to credit you, hang on and let me edit - 19: Please don’t Me: But I have to model appropriate respect for #copyright for my legions of fans and followers 19: No #LawyerMom

Do or do not. There is no try

No one told me Bridgerton S3 was about #trademark infringement. I would have watched it sooner

Teaching students how to think is "hopelessly naive," sweet Christ we are doomed. 🤦 Signed, a double major in government and French whose career depends on critical thinking

What we have to remember here is that lives were ruined and these survivors carry the price for the rest of their lives. I know someone who knew Kevin and they describe him as overly sexual, aggressive & predatory. Now I’m just pissed AF, Judi🤬 #Pinks #ProudBlue apple.news/AQPoeaXgSRmS...

It is too early for them to be tapering, they should be approaching peak strength/endurance training rn

Today's Facebook memory: this Hallmark mother-daughter exchange with (now) 19 #LawyerMom

Long Ultra-Suffering Husband to me: Now that Ohio State has lost to Indiana, a team that Michigan has beaten - Me: Not this season. LUSH: A TEAM THAT MICHIGAN HAS BEATEN LUSH: You really don't know how sports fandom works #GoBlue

It's always a beautiful morning on court, even when it's 44 degrees out

Winter tennis

OK so if we pick six and then score on the next possession and then ...

Plenty of time!

New thread, fresh start. BUBBA BELIEVES #GoBlue

Bubba has arrived home JUST IN TIME

Not even The Game will keep me from Saturday tennis but we are representing on court. I will get Bubba home before the half and in the meantime play EXTRA RABID to make up for it.

Favorite breakfast of the year: day after Thanksgiving fried eggs over stuffing with a little hot sauce (today, some of the Kenyan Fire Tusk that I brought back from Nairobi) and cranberry sauce.

PIE TIME 1/x

Me, getting ready to make the pie, showing the egg cartons to Long Ultra-Suffering Husband: Let the record reflect it's a good thing I got more eggs, or we would have run out LUSH: You couldn't even give the court reporter a day off? #marriage #Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, pocket friends. I am thankful for you

Me: [opening the front door after going to the grocery store] Long Ultra-Suffering Husband: Do you need help with the groceries? Me: Thank you but before you touch that bag please understand it is not possible to have too many eggs in the house at this time LUSH: [grabs a bag] GOOD LORD #marriage

Thanksgivening part deux: pumpkin purée boogaloo (1/x)

Chipotle is DEAD TO ME #GoBlue #iykyk

This is an excellent story. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

The Thanksgivening begins: pie dough #Thanksgiving #LawyerChef

Happy Monday! Welcome to the most unhinged week on the Wolverine calendar #GoBlue

Please be advised that Shades of Gray will be cancelling all balloon-related festivities following Office Mate's traumatic encounter with a Mylar balloon. Thank you for understanding. Video (c) Todd Selix Blankfort Posted with permission

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (checks out)

Transformative work of the day, that's some pig edition

Another TennisBro encounter today, le sigh. Showed up for a match at the same time as my opponent. Single guy hitting serves on the only fully dry court Me to TennisBro: Hi, we're here to play a match and you can't hold a court as a single player so I'm going to have to ask for the court (1/x)

Going to bed early and getting up early to work out. The best 2 times of the day

Sigh. It coulda been in Marin, except for, you know .... Marin

This is such a good read on the “men are in crisis” take and its blind spots—>

REAL feminists know their place in the patriarchy and graciously submit FFS 🙄 #LadyLawyerDiaries

The replies are elite on this one

I don't have a dog in this fight but I have friends on both sides and also the TL is completely unhinged. I love it