When I was a kid, my mom imposed a TV-watching rule: Each child got 30 minutes of "free" television time & if we wanted more, we had to read the equivalent time first or convince a sibling to pool their 30 free minutes for an hour of shared TV-watching. This was alleged to be character-building. 🧵

You will be visited by 3 spirits

pals you gotta quit spotify

Look at this adorable baby pooch! Let it bring you joy! 🐶

Kid in Pokémon Z-a: My Honedge isn't doing well, please battle me with a Pupitar and only it. Me: Okay, I have a low level cursed one of these that is lvl 30. Should be cake. Kid: Wrecks my face with his lvl 53 Honedge Me, with all my Pokémon (1) dead: 😰 Me, shoving candy down it's throat: 🤬 ⚔️🪦

Jake Zivin: He [Messi] has won every cup he has competed for. Hmm...I don't remember Messi winning Concacaf Champion's Cup. 🤔

Everyone should be thanking the Seattle Sounders for preventing Inter-Miami from winning Leagues Cup. They would be insufferable if they win both cups.

Wow fuck Chewy.com. I ordered something for my sister's cat (Christmas gift) and it is the most user-hostile virtual retailer I've ever shopped with. I can't track the order without logging in. So I attempted to create an account (basically forced to), but my order didnt show up anyway.

You know what's more annoying than random 100K+ follower accounts occasionally showing up in your feed? Random 100K+ follower accounts posting something interesting that you'd love to engage with but that have turned comments off...repeatedly. Fuck off. Don't farm engagement and then prevent it. 🤷

For the first time in 12+ years I have caught a cold/flu twice in one season. I cannot tell you enough how much vaccines have made a difference in my life. I used to be sick with flu-like symptoms four or more times a year...EVERY YEAR. I was, like many Latin-American folks ignorant to the 1/X

So there is an ADHD-flavored Pokémon? Nice.

It says "Asus" on the device. Saved you a click. Toss your asus router into the fire or run your own stuff over it. (/s) Kthxbai! 👋

Tons of Final Fantasy games are getting new price drops for Black Friday. Check out the deals here: https://bit.ly/44kvoQD

Hey y'all, I'm looking for my next role! - 💻 Staff/principal Software Engineer or DevRel - 🧰 Mostly focused on JavaScript tech stacks - 👨🏻‍💼 I'm also open to moving into management - 🎮 Bonus points if it's #GameDev or adjacent If you know of something, my DMs are open. ❤️

Hooray! I got my notice from my landlord that my roof is going to be re-roofed during Thanksgiving week! 😭 Who doesn't want loud, grating noises on such a festive week?

Nobody expects to get sued for re-posting a YouTube video on social media by using the “share” button, but Ian Linkletter spent the past five years embroiled in a copyright fight after doing just that.

I fear that I have some Messages conversations so long and so ancient that when I try searching for a specific thing I get "...messages finish indexing" on a permanent basis.

I found a hack to instantly become as cool as Ash Ketchum when he flips his cap backwards. You just wishlist this game made by another Ash. I wishlisted it and now all of my nuggy orders are coming with an extra one for free! 🤯 store.steampowered.com/app/2219850/...

Does Minnesota United know they're playing soccer and not basketball? They're a sadder team than all the ones eliminated from the playoffs. An embarrassment of a team. #SeattleSounders #Sounders

A plea for help. 🙏 One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor. His story, contact and donor information can all be found on iggyland.org Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙

Spirit Crossing 14.5 is now live! Introducing new: 🎩 Clothing 🪄 Decor 🖌️ Events 🐟 Co-op Activities .. and much more! Live now, full patch notes below ↓ spryfox.com/2025/10/29/spirit-crossing-patch-notes-for-version-14-5/ You can download + start playing the update today! ⛅ playspiritcrossing.com

I’m speaking at GeekGirlCon this Saturday at 1:30pm in Storm! Come say hi to us! #GGC25

I’m sorry, but I really hate accounts that turn off quote reposts and limit who can interact to their closest chums. Mostly because I enjoy quippy shitposting, but also… why are you here? Go make a group text or something. Go away.

I just have to get this out of my system: FIGMA BALLZ!!! 😮‍💨 Thank you for your time.

The amount of coordination and dosage adjustments required to get me my next dose of meds after switching workplaces and actually see out "success" is astonishing. A less aware person would just have gone completely unmedicated for weeks. This situation happening should be a crime. I am beat. 😮‍💨

since my lead in protein powder investigation went viral, my inbox has been flooded with reader questions i've been astounded by the response, and wanted to take some time to address some of the most common queries and misconceptions. let's dive in 🧵 (1/?) www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

Who did actor Lorenzo Lamas piss off on the Hell's Kitchen crew? He was on as a diner on Hell's Kitchen. This dude from Grease with 228 episodes in Falcoln Crest is titled as: known for Big Time Rush You know...that short-lived kid's show On Nickelodeon that he had 5 brief appearances on lmao

Come hang out. www.theautisticcoach.com/autism-discu...

It's...something to see employees of large infrastructure company discussing data breaches on government information they're hosting...at the library. 🤦

Your PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for November: 🐈 Stray ⛐ EA Sports WRC 24 👑 Totally Accurate Battle Simulator All playable from Nov 4. Full details: play.st/3WOddyZ

Every $10 donated to help kids get the medical care they need through Cascadian Gamers for Extra Life gets you a chance to win an awesome prize, like these Collector's Decks, a game console, and more!! I'm getting pretty close to my goal...won't you please help us help the kids? bit.ly/CGELGlenn25

Due to previous trauma I go into every meeting with maxed out anxiety. I literally brace for them. During them I am in full panic mode, especially if I have to show/explain something. Does anyone know how to fix this or if this goes away at some point? It's been three jobs now. 😮‍💨

The deep stone crypt raid jacket remains undefeated for winter coats. Love when I can have an excuse to wear it with the boots.

The PS5 bundle that includes two years of PS Plus Premium is $170 off

It's the last day to get the ebook version of my novella THE WORLD TURNS RED for 99 cents! (And you can get lots of cool books by other awesome authors, too!)

"The defining feature isn’t 'things got worse' — it’s 'things got worse and we stayed.'” www.vox.com/technology/4...

At me when this somehow happens. I need to root for my Sounders. The rest I think genuinely could occur. Some of it with hopes they do. img.shareablegraphic.us/MLS/99ce45d0...

This one made me FEEL things. On a deep level. Please listen to Deep Stone Lullaby.

Who robbed The Louvre? Right answers only.

Apple TV+ is rebranding as Apple TV, so to avoid confusion, the current physical device which is primarily for watching things will be rebranded to Apple Watch

Maybe it’s time to rename the Apple TV 4K

Just posted on Six Colors: Maybe it’s time to rename the Apple TV 4K

I agree, having a Kirby on your team is always a good idea because his copy ability gives him mad neutral game, no matter the opponent!

Wishing a Merry "pay $20 for a milkshake to be delivered to you because you're high AF" to all!! ☺️

Dogs make their own fate. And Sherman has chosen.

This read almost like a House episode but not enough sarcasm. Crazy how a little thing can be the end of you...alcoholism is bad. Mmkay. Trust.

If this gets 15 likes I’ll start streaming bad games again.

If you replace all of this with various final layers of clothing, multiplied it by two then you have my back seat. All sorts of coats, jackets, and sweaters back there. You need the appropriate one for each level of weather at a moment's notice. #Autism

This old episode of Hell's Kitchen is cursed! Woman: I LOOOOOooove fish n chips! Woman: *attempts to CUT a FRIED fish in HALF with a FORK* 💀