The universe keeps telling us to not have band practice, but I'm too dumb to ever learn a single lesson

Everyone has the right to love and be loved, regardless of gender. No one can infringe on the ability to express love Something so simple has become complicated in our world Let's all raise our voices to solve this problem and create a world where we can express love freely and openly. we have love♡

The vet warned me that Charlie might be TOO handsome

our friends in Fremont Pike added us to a playlist for the rapture, in case the Rapture happens tomorrow open.spotify.com/playlist/6ry...

save me, Tiny Mari

good news: the robots understand THIS much about our band, at least bad news: you have to specify we're a band, or it's just a bunch of stuff about fancy sinks

it is happening again

if you can't kickflip and turn your delay pedal on at the same time that skateboard deck as a pedalboard has got to go

No better time to post Hunter S. Thompson on 9/12/2001. www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...

Alien Earth fuckin rules

if anyone needs me to listen to anything today, I'm sorry but I can't because I'm already listening to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOym...

me telling people my last name

I accidentally got reminded Judas may or may not be a real game that's coming out someday what do we all think the pseudo-science magic-power-granting substance that causes the downfall of society will be THIS time??

is this anything

boy, you know what NEVER feels good? the end to MGS3

Happy Labor Daybor, planet pals! If you gotta work today, do as little as possible, and if you DON'T gotta work, be extra-cool to everyone you talk to who does! Thank a union member, and remember: if you got time to clean, you got time to lean!

How To Get A Woman's Attention And Talk To Her While She's Flying On A Magic Carpet Holding A Pidget

Hi, it's me, the guy who doesn't like the thing you like. It is in all cases imperative that you know, immediately, that I don't like the thing you like

just under a year into it, and "Scion Driver" is both our third-most-streamed song ever, AND has brought us our highest amount of monthlies since we started as always, hella thanks to all the planet pals who listen to us, bother people about us, add us to playlists, or whatever

Not sure whose fault it is primarily that most people don't seem to know that the president is basically a manager whose job is to carry out the will of Congress, and not The Country's Boss

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

If you say “candy corn” in the mirror three times the children of the corn come get you

this is why I pay for photoshop

Icymi, my #WynonnaEarp album is up for pre-order and all proceeds from Bandcamp sales are being donated to the MAGIC fundraiser. Queer art FTW ✨️ 💖

If you don't do the triple jump across the castle lawn the moment you get control of Mario in Mario 64, what are we even doing here

Our old pal Tyler spotted this on a table at Dirtnap Fest That's totally us, right?

Shout out to @possumpunks.com for indulging my Golden Age Magical Girl Series fascination

guitarist with degradation kink dresses up as guitar pedal for halloween so people can step on them

tell me what your story is

Getting a crew together to take down the Little Caesar’s pizza portal

The other day, I had a dream where I was trying to buy a birthday card for a friend of mine, but the store I was in only had a Christmas card, showing a beautiful snowy landscape On the card was written the word "FLORGUS", written in some Twas The Night Before Christmas font with a big ornamental F

Did anyone else download the new update for GameCube NSO?

I write all of our songs on bass, but then I don't actually play bass in the band, because that's what @brutalfattery.bsky.social plays

We never needed chat gpt we were totally fine with smarterchild

this is where I post from

Shout out to the shirtless contractor dads down the block who are absolutely BLARING the Lemonheads rn

every time I remember that Disney calls it "jatz" now, I get sad again #jizzwailing

What did she mean by this

The Bathroom Boys vs the State of Indiana, Day 3: GRANDMA! MY HAT thnks fr th mrmrs, Kokomo and GenCon

The Bathroom Boys vs the State of Indiana, Day 2: we found the pods

The Bathroom Boys vs the State of Indiana, Day 1 See U 2morrow at #gencon2025

remember when I broke every mic stand I used for, like, a year straight

Bassist, art guy, budding pinball wizard, cryptid enthusiast @brutalfattery.bsky.social turns another year old today AND YOU BETTER BE NICE TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY

Probably gonna cosplay Mean Poison Guy from Pokémon ZA sometime

Joking about crab rave aside, I do think this public outpouring of disgust at the death of hated villains is a powerful, useful thing. I think it's good that we do it, and I think, broadly, that it serves three functions. (1/?)