Yes, there is someone more pathetic than a Bluesky user. It’s a Bluesky user who is also on twitter and every three months comes on here saying “you all should really get back on twitter”

Gonna change my voicemail message to this and see if I still get spam calls www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSAGywTv/

Not to dunk on Zach, but this is a good example of why taking to conservative intellectuals is such a useless way of learning about conservative politics.

Thinking about that MUF

4-8 coach in fourth season saying shit like “the real fans know we’re building something here”

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

Thinking of playing Snake's Revenge

I am Monitoring the Situation

Review of House of the Dragon Season 3 Episode 1: brave. unexpected. delightful. And that is just the review of the scene where Hugh, Addam, and Ulf see the Green Man. I’ll review the rest of the episode later

The Traitors feels like it was edited for YouTube (derogatory)

After years of straight up ignoring them, I am now responding to every spam call I get and telling them to take me off their list. There has been a slight improvement, but I still get like three a day. I will report back with results for my next strategy (telling the caller I am In Their Walls)

British men when they see a fascist getting beat up

They are DABBING on us

That’s right, today we’re rebuilding the NRA and the IRA from first principles

beautiful enby named Spam Risk blowing up my phone

This guy always used to do 100+ tweet-long threads dripping with sweat about how Robert Mueller was seconds away from imprisoning Trump. Just an observation

ball over everything

When someone says something so Bracken coded you *have* to hit them with that Bloody Benjicot stare

“I welcome diversity of opinion. Unless your opinion is that you don’t like me. I will fire you”

Crazy that Harwin Strong is in the Goldcloaks. Like someone stole some bread in front of Officer Mike Tyson and now they’re a red smear on the wall

Garrett to the Rams? Brown to the Pats? How about you get YOURSELF to the CHURCH!

I'm going to need everyone to stop being such a mark for stuff like this. They have learned through years of feedback that this gets them clicks. It's an engagement strategy as contrived as anything a social media marketing agency could put together for a SaaS startup.

If your Master of Arms doesn't look like this then i'm sorry to say you actually have an Apprentice of Arms

A year after watching our first episode, Camille and I are current on Survivor

Just learned that Abdul El-Sayed has a doctorate? Wow! I was leaning toward voting for him, but now I definitely will!

Anita Sarkeesian is in the credits of Slay the Spire 2 and it’s causing discourse

happy Piccolo Day

mrw

If the New Day go to AEW I will have to watch Dynamite weekly again

Man this Zac Brown segment in Survivor sure is longer than 15 minutes

Even at his most performative level of positivity, Jeff Probst has never had the dead in the eyes, blank HR stare of Mr. Beast And Jeff Probst had to see Island of the Idols live!

Before anyone talks to me about politics, please be aware I live in Michigan so my vote and therefore opinion is 1000x more important than yours

Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini after having sex freaky style in a future shooting location for The White Lotus: there’s only one step left now- the clues.

i love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow can't wait to still be alive after it

I was looking up some stuff about Dune and then Surprise! Israeli ethnic cleansing

You want me to admit it? Fine. The big arch beat me. I’m putting half of it in a Tupperware. I thought they were talking shit but this is a very large burger

“Me? A political prop for conservatives? But I’m just a little guy!!!!”

This is the year I get a real Ren Fest costume going

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

Dick Bean

I don’t know how you explain Contrapoints downfall in any other way than “deep, unconfronted Islamaphobia”

AI companies when you don’t pay attention to them

Recently found out I’m a full quarter Irish so I’m gonna take calling people “fella” for a spin

This exchange

Recently tasked a Chosen Undead to fight a guy everyone calls “The Accursed Castellan” and bring me his signet ring, but as a fun prank I’m gonna crack my head on a concrete wall and die before he comes back

Did you know? Whenever you are using a bathroom stall anywhere in America, Florida “stand your ground” laws are in full effect