I saw the picture of Trump stood with Putin that's taken pride of place in the white house - but something was missing. So I fixed it ...

I bought some Hob Nob cookies today, rating 1/10 no taste what so ever 😥

@bikeymikey.bsky.social good morning my gorgeous hubby 😘 🤗

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning husband 🥰 Can... can... I come out the spare room and gets a hug or am I still on the naughty step 🤔

Just watched Indiana Jones and the Dial Of Destiny - that's two and a half hours I won't get back absolutely nothing memorable about it.

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning my gorgeous husband 😍 have a great day.

@bikeymikey.bsky.social I know you couldn't sleep last night, but please go into the spare room and watch tele. I know I snore but sticking your willy in my mouth and saying "here comes the choo choo" because your bored isn't funny. Morning you gorgeous beast 🥰🤗

How to know you're passing @bikeymikey.bsky.social on the Piste 👿

Just made the mothership sit through Evita - she weren't impressed.

@bikeymikey.bsky.social good morning husband happy 🐫 day

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning husband 🥰🤗

Catching up on 💤 and had the most intense dream starring @bikeymikey.bsky.social with zero smut surprisingly.

@bikeymikey.bsky.social did you our Nick has left us 😢 there's no more @ beardybloke

People are unbelievable a woman broke down near a fly over, call me thick but wouldn't you be more inclined to help her move the car rather than shouting "Move your fuckin' car you c.u.n.t" before driving around her.

For years I've wanted a toy penguin 🐧

@werkoderko.bsky.social tried the bailys mixed with pouring cream today on my pud . Your right its amazing 😋

@bristolvor.bsky.social wish you and Wayne a very merry Christmas 🥰

@bikeymikey.bsky.social @sarumbear.bsky.social Merry Christmas 🥰

@ccshoreditch.bsky.social @iccu2.bsky.social Merry Christmas 🥰

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@bikeymikey.bsky.social good morning hubby 😘

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning Santa-husband 😍🤗 I'm off to finish Christmas shopping and pick up your present 🎁. No eating the nibbles in the fridge they're for next week and I've checked the booze levels. Wuv you 😘

We've dinner guests and @bikeymikey.bsky.social said I've got to make an effort, does he not know what that new oven does to one's make up.

Just had an electrician come round to look at a faulty light switch.

My facial expression today has been sponsored by "I'm gonna punch your lights out, leave me alone".

When @mradknight.bsky.social's chickens were misbehaving and refused to go back into the coop there was only one thing for it

For those who say Die Hard is a Christmas movie, I've seen a video on Facebook where Bruce Willis says said film is NOT a Christmas movie. Unfortuantely I can't repost the clip.

Seeing as I've been cruel to @jmcl1980.bsky.social for a while I thought I'd be nice and get him a Christmas present early.

My laptop was on overnight for a battery calibration, her opposite thought I was up. Cue me getting up at 5am to her abuse , the poor love had been kicking off whilst I was asleep bless her 😅

Watching Midsummer Slaughters and I think I've found myself a new husband

Can councils really arrange for work to be carried out with 5 minutes notice, I've had no letter or phone calls and now there's a text saying they're coming out to replace the fuse board. Even when they did the electrical inspection a few months back nothing was mentioned - seems suspicious to me.

@bikeymikey.bsky.social Good morning, how's my handsome hubby this fine Wednesday 🤗🥰

@bikeymikey.bsky.social Good evening hubby 🤗😘

@jmcl1980.bsky.social I've just taken delivery of the sex toy you wanted for Christmas.

Tonights shephards pie is an abomination 😥 not looking forward to it.

Just been thinking does anyone know how Singing Bath Matt is getting on since his flood?

The mothership asked me what I'm working on, cue simplistic explanation of C# and WPF. "I'll leave you too it" she said after a demonstration, I think I've scared her off IT completely 😅

Asda do the most amazing Christmas wrap called Three piggies. Two in a pack - the first is pulled pork, apple sauce and suffing. The second is bacon, sausage with balsamic vinegar chutney. Best thing I've had for lunch in ages. Gonna have another one tomorrow 😋

I saw this a couple of weeks and finally tried it tonight .. not bad at all.

Why couldn't they keep supporting Windows 10 until Windows 11 was truly ready, we're now stuck with an operating system with core components that are broke and undoubtedly will be fixed with sticking plasters. Windows 11 has become Vista 2, time too kill it off surely.

@mattsawyer.bsky.social Doctor: "I thought you said you couldn't rise from your chair" Davros: "No, doctor that was a lie" Doctor: "Then why the chair?" Davros: "It was the only way to stop you looking up my kilt in every chuffin' episode" Doctor: 😳

I'm going to call this slop, there's a pie & mash shop close to us and the food and service couldn't be any worse, but it's in a prime location for a tourist trap. Saying that go to a proper traditional east end pie and mash shop it's the best traditional food you'll ever have

@bikeymikey.bsky.social I've put the flat up for sale we're moving to the country into a cottage with a thatched roof.

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning husband 😍

@jmcl1980.bsky.social Because I said you can't use the car too nip to Tesco doesn't mean you can use Lily as a husky 😠 😅

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@ccshoreditch.bsky.social Friday's Donkey 😍 Listen when she asks if he's king of the farm, sounds like he says "I am" as he trotts off. www.facebook.com/share/r/1Bm9...

@jmcl1980.bsky.social happy birthday my gorgeous wifey 😘 birthday snog later.

@bikeymikey.bsky.social Seeing as you've mentioned your getting fed up with wearing lyrcra when your out biking I've researched your Christmas present - how about this. www.facebook.com/reel/2179050...