Of course @mattsawyer.bsky.social takes his train driving seriously footage of him showing his mascot other trains at 120mph

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning hubby 😍 have you finished with the rugby players? They've a training session at 2pm .

@bikeymikey.bsky.social The rugby team wanted to say hello

I've just walked in from taking motherkins out, neighbours over the back. "They've been watching us all day. Muuum they're in the garden looking over the fence" Fuckin' arseholes but it amusing 😄

They tried too have it erased and released for public consumption but I've found footage of @ccshoreditch.bsky.social @iccu2.bsky.social and @andyduchess.bsky.social busting their moves this weekend 😅

@bikeymikey.bsky.social good morning light of my life 🫂😘 have a great day. Hope things are going well the physio and the pain is easing off.

Morning my gorgeous hubby @bikeymikey.bsky.social 😘🫂 I've got you beef stroganoff with roast tatties and passion fruit cheese cake for afters

Bloody Windows 11 25h2 crashing everytime it enters sleep, Microsoft won't acknowledge it's an issue but other sources confirm it's an issue with Ryzen 5 processors. I'm putting my faith in CoPilot and reverting back to 24h2 which it reckon's actually works properly.

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning husband 💕 😘😘 remember no over doing it today, I've padlocked your bikes. I'm expecting only 'views from the pub' pics . Wuv you 🫂🫂

DCI Banks😴😴

Debloating Kubuntu Linux for it to run in 2gb of ram was a project and a half but worth it but not someting I want to do again in a hurry, removing the bloat from Windows is way easier by comparison.

Tried the lemon eclairs from M&S not bad but wouldn't have them again.

@bikeymikey.bsky.social good morning husband 🫂😍😘

I like sports now ....👿

@defn28.bsky.social I don't agree with dressing dogs up but I could just imagine your three wearing these sunglasses during walkes. #GangstaBostons

Some people get woken by cockerels @ccshoreditch.bsky.social and @iccu2.bsky.social prefer being woken by donkey 😍

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning hubby 😍🫂 shave my bonce for me can't be arsed then you can join me in the shower 😈😈😈

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning husband 😍😘 why are Amazon delivering between 1 and 2pm and what's this £1,200 on my debit card? You've bought that ultra light bike i said you couldn't have, you know what that means ...

This isn't a thing surely

@iccu2.bsky.social I saw this and thought of you

Good morning my gorgeous husband @bikeymikey.bsky.social 😘😍

That Pure Cremation advert has started to annoy me, how many adverts do they need during one break? I'm sure that woman has bumped her entire family off by now because they didn't need all that expnse and she's raking it in.

Here you go @mattsawyer.bsky.social

And so they bloody should, a kick in the teeth for Omaze though who have had her it their latest advertising campaign.

We've a family funeral on Monday, done a test run on getting there. My Mum's now turning round ignored everything I've said and done, now expecting me to ring round asking how to get the cemetary despite taking her there. I'm lost for words and seriously choked.

The Old Market Tavern gone but definitely not forgotten 😈😪

I used to like Sharon Osbourne but now she's going on anti-immigration marches with Tommy Wankly Lemmon she can fuck right off.

@bikeymikey.bsky.social good afternoon hubby 😘 😊 I assume your team played well, why else would I wake up with the sweaty, muddy centre forward in our bed or was @beardybloke.bsky.social too tired for rumpy pumpy 🤔

Where's my @norab84.bsky.social good morning handsome 😍😘

@dukeofpreston.bsky.social happy birthday young man 🥳🎂

@ratstar.bsky.social I'm sure i walked past you in Charlton this afternoon either that or you've got a twin 🤔

@bikeymikey.bsky.social I love you and you are funny but FFS don't cover yourself in Nutella and claim to be a human easter egg. The bedding is ruined 😒 but it was fun this morning 😈😈

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning husband 😘 someone was rampant last night 😈😈 I hope your ready for round 5 & 6 tonight 😘

@bikeymikey.bsky.social good morning husband 😘

Three days sorting 12,000 bits of music and updating my playlists. Just 40+ CD's to re-rip and transfer now.

@bikeymikey.bsky.social I've been busy and I've missed my hubby ❤️ morning gorgeous 🫂😘

Now we know why @ipoof loves his Apple products, watch 'til the end who knew MacBooks were kinky.

@bristolvor.bsky.social happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning love😘 have a great day.

@ccshoreditch.bsky.social Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 😘

£75 for a 512gb SD card and some twat (me) managed to bend it when opening the plastic.

Apparently there was chaos in Shoreditch when @ccshoreditch.bsky.social and @iccu2.bsky.social were up to their usual shenanigans. CCTV footage has been made public 😅

@t-2-j.bsky.social selecting your ready made cat 😅😍

@ccshoreditch.bsky.social John Hurt's blooper from the film Alien 😍

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning husband 😍

@bikeymikey.bsky.social Good morning love 😘🤗

@ccshoreditch.bsky.social Often complains about about Roberts snoring but failed to mention the Donkey's @iccu2.bsky.social has moved into his flat since Christmas

@bikeymikey.bsky.social morning husband 😍😘🤗