I'm feeling really cold tonight. Have had to boost the heating. Brrr.

YAY! Good news from the vet: Jasper’s tumours have shrunk and one is now virtually gone.

In memoriam...

Right, I'm giving this Ed Gein story on Netflix a go...

RIP Patricia Routledge. Hopefully God is providing her with lots of Royal Doulton with hand-painted periwinkles…

Taking this little fella for his 9 month scan. Everyone think tumour-free thoughts!!

Some days I just want to scream "Why do I even bother?" at the entire world...

Once again, a huge thank you to my Doccy Who wingman @nothinghuman.bsky.social for grabbing me the latest batch of dollies!

Dinner is in the oven and Orange Is The New Black is on Netflix. Things could be worse.

It's officially Halloween month. PUMPKIN EVERYTHING.

My left knee is completely *fucked* with tendonitis. Having to wear a support and take the rest of the week off the gym me thinks. Damn it.

It’s a Remembrance (special edition) kind of evening…

Did you even go to London if you come away without a tramp stamp?

The Mounjaro definitely does what it’s meant to. I just went out for a meal and could barely finish it. Now I have Diner’s Remorse.

Packing for an overnight in London.

I miss my twenties. It was fun being able to stand without making clicking and groaning noises.

About to watch The Shinning.

Is the swan in the room with us now? Do you see it?

Nice to see through you, to see through you, NICE!

I CBA to go to the gym today. Someone go for me?

The heating has had to go on for the first time. Brrrrr.

If you haven't seen it yet, I highly recommend watching Maid on Netflix. It's brilliantly written and acted.

Morning kids!

Opened a bar of Dairy Milk and managed to only eat three rows and then stopped. You know what that's called? Growth.

Tendonitis in your knee is not the one. :/

Woken up by a nightmare. That’s a fun way to start the day!

Oooh, it’s a bit cold tonight. Might have to curl up under a blankey!

Fireworks already? Come back and bother me on bonfire night.

Great news: I’ve lost another 4lbs in my weekly weigh in. Hoorah!

I'm slightly afraid to weigh myself this week in case I haven't lost a single pound. I'm living off less than 1,500 calories a day and going to the gym five times a week, so I'll be fuming if I haven't.

Let’s see you at 21.

Enjoying a (clear) white Malbec. It’s actually really delicious!

Just proposed to my cat and he gave me a “Meh, I can do better!” look.

Time for a bit of Call Me by Your Name.

Running on a sub 1,500 a day calorie diet is murder.

According to the rain, I should be gathering two of every animal.

The heating may actually have to go on soon. I’m cold.

Acid reflux sucks.

So, Marching against genocide makes you a “terrorist.” Marching with racial slurs, platforming far-right speakers calling for the overthrow of government, and branding the left “murderers”, stoking the flames is totally fine. The double standard exposes what this system really protects.

Even for Fox News, this is scummy.

Jasper is poking his tongue out at me.

Oh, when will the lambs stop screaming!?!? #Hungover

Want a cheap date? Buy me a packet of Scampi Fries and I’m yours…

If you have time to engrave bullets like the One Ring it must mean you really meant it…

Train wine is good* wine. *Results may vary.

Are the tubes all running again now? I'm going to be in London for a gig tonight.

Someone I went on a really dodgy date with 25 years ago has joined my gym.

Leek and potato soup for dinner. Nomnomnom.