Sleeping downstairs tonight on the pull out bed. Upstairs is friggin’ hideous. 🔥🔥🔥

I’ve drunk litres of water today and I’m still thirsty.

In the hot tub again. At last there’s a slight cooling breeze out too. Hoorah!

Horrible scenes coming from Venezuela... my thoughts are with everyone affected.

The house has reached 28 degrees already. I am dying.

It’s 32 degrees in my bedroom. Shit.

Heatwave update:

The tub… it calls to me…

Just went out to put the hot tub on and the patio has literally burnt the soles of my feet. That must be what walking across hot coals is like!!

Fuck me sideways, this weather is hideous. Having a little white wine cooler. Might go in the hot tub in a bit.

My fan thinks my office is currently 30 degrees. Boy, I’m glad I only have one client today.

It's so hideously warm upstairs that I'm contemplating sleeping in the summerhouse.

It’s a night for lots of ice cream and cracky chocolate sauce.

OMG, it is so hot in the house I'm afraid that if I cook I'll just burst into flames.

This heat is pretty overwhelming. My car thought it was 34 degrees out. Hot hot hot.

Got to the physio about 15 minutes early, although I’m not complaining as their air-con is really good!!

Early start driving back from Cardiff!

Garbage.

Just seen Skunk Anansie (amazing as always) at Cardiff Castle. Now awaiting the arrival of Garbage…

In Cardiff for an outdoor gig for which we were promised sunshine and hot as hades temperatures - so naturally I’ve gotten here and it’s raining.

Farage calling for a General Election. How predictable.

How many Prime Ministers have we been through in the last 10 years? This has to be some sort of record, non?

So help me God if that general election is called early…

Trying to get to sleep in this heat…

Got sunburnt on my neck. Damn it.

I forgot today was the longest day and it’s all down hill from here…

This was nummy.

Making a Chinese-style ‘chicken’ curry tonight. Nomnomnom!

Time for a Spritz in the hot tub! ☀️🕶️

Operation: Garden Tidy has activated. Been at it for 2 days and it’s still a messy tip!!

Off to see Disclosure Day. This had better be good.

Got tickets to see Myra DuBois in Titanique at the end of the year. Can't wait. It's going to be absolutely hilarious!

I went out and mowed the lawn today for the first time in months (I know, I know - but the gardeners kept letting me down!), and now I am covered in chuffing bug bites. And people wonder why I have gardeners in the first place...

I officially no longer understand what kids mean when they speak. What the chuff is 'mogging'?

Last night, Beverley Knight revealed during her sound check meet that she once sacked her entire band because they were refusing to play Pride. So instead of not doing Pride, she got a new band.

We’re at the interval but so far, Bev has been AMAZING!

Tonight’s gig: Beverley Knight!

Oh my Lord. If the news is anything to go by, I can only hope Labour pull off this coup without calling a general election which they may well lose!

Just remembered I have to be up early to take the car in for a service. Bollocks.

I've just ordered myself a knock-off Protect The Dolls t-shirt (time constraint reasons) so can someone please recommend some good trans charities in the UK that I can donate to?

What the fuck is wrong with people!?!?

Question: Is London Pride a free affair for those who show up? Or did I need tickets months ago?

We found Wonderland, You and I got lost in it, And we pretended it could last forever We found Wonderland, You and I got lost in it, Life was never worse but never better...

I’m incredibly pale. I’m going to burn to death next week!!

Spag Bol or Chilli for dinner? Decisions, decisions...

Just fell down the stairs and went full legs-akimbo like friggin’ Bambi. Jesus. Having some night wine to get over the shock / pain…

Has anyone done Eurostar on crutches!? Do I need to get them x-rayed?

Just bee told by my physio that I’ll need to be on crutches for my trip to Amsterdam and Bruges! Damn it to hell!!

Wealth over 1 trillion dollars should be taxed at 99.9999999999999%